:D Hang on a mo though :idea: :bounce: :bounce:
I'd be a chatroom virgin wouldn't I? Oooooooooh!
ops: :oops: :oops: Er.........how do I get into the chatroom? :rascal: :rascal:
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EagerSlut
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Male, 69
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Quote by jizzmaster
Having no luck.
Thinking maybe honesty is not the best policy.
Surely this woudn't put a woman off when I descibe myself thus:
Ugly virgin with bad breath, no personality and a collection of used hankies looking for action.
Any female considered.
But really, how much guilding the lilly is permissable?
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Bad man
:smackbottom: 
Sex God
Quote by Kit
Oh UES - you are such a disappointment
I have my tweezers in my hand and a geniune need to remove hairs from needy folk
:cry: :cry: :cry:
that's it - I'm off to bed now, rebuffed and chagrined by UES, I will spend the rest of my days in sackcloth and ashes :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
but with a
sparkly red thong to remind me
:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
Ooooooooh! Tweezers you say? Now THAT'S different :bounce: :bounce:
In that case I'm here, I'm here!
All have a pluck girls, be my guest
:whistling: Sex God
Now look here girls 
let's get one thing straight ok?
I do NOT need a Brazilian wax. I spent the afternoon on essential maintainence so I'm nice and smooth (apart from my back which I can't reach). I have a nice sharply defined line. Doesn't need any tinkering with thank you very much and you are not about to start a trend of pubic scalp hunting.
:huh: :huh:
Er..................but anything else I might consider ok, ok? ops: :oops:
let's get one thing straight ok?I do NOT need a Brazilian wax. I spent the afternoon on essential maintainence so I'm nice and smooth (apart from my back which I can't reach). I have a nice sharply defined line. Doesn't need any tinkering with thank you very much and you are not about to start a trend of pubic scalp hunting.
:huh: :huh:
Er..................but anything else I might consider ok, ok?
ops: :oops: 
Sex God
Quote by Kit
mmmmmmmmmm, waxing - my favourite pastime :twisted:
UES - you can take first place sweetie
then The Laird for a BSC :twisted:
ladies - I promise to be gentle - Sarah legs?
Steph - bikini?
Feebee - whatever you want
oh and Alex - your wish is my command:lol:
Sssssssssshhhh I'm hiding :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
You'll have to pin me down if you're gonna use wax on me :P Anyway there's only my back left to do and I'm verrrrrry attached to my Brazilian so you're not getting that! :huh:
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek! :scared: :scared:
Sex God
Quote by redstilletto
dont work for me either
i dont see a thing except your question
I'm not the slightest bit techie but there was summat similar the other day and it turned out that the people who couldn't see something (Ah I remember now: it's when you put your pointy thing on the bar above the avatar and it shows your status ie "Godlike" if you've done over 1000 posts or "just passing through" if you're a bit of an arsehole) :shock: :shock: :shock:
Anyway, it was because they were using Firefox (I think)
Erm................
Sex God
Quote by the_Laird
Dont tell Fee
She'll be out with the waxing kit quicker than a flash
Eeeeeeeeek :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Don't tell her I'm in here :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared:
Hide Eager she just got home!!!!! :scared: :scared: :scared:
I'm hiding, I'm hiding.............. :bolt:
Sex God
Ooooooooooooooh! I've only just seen this :shock: :shock: :shock:
Yes please :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Does that mean I'll get taken to clubs and things and er.......well.......sort of.......um......you know......displayed and made to do naughty things? ops: :oops: :oops:
Oooooer! :rascal: :rascal:
Yes please :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Does that mean I'll get taken to clubs and things and er.......well.......sort of.......um......you know......displayed and made to do naughty things?
ops: :oops: :oops: Oooooer! :rascal: :rascal:
Sex God
Quote by romus
Hi Forum,new here just, want to ask a anyone here had a stocking-rub?
Wat I mean is that your partner sits astride you on the then takes your John Thomas and rubs the head of it on her stocking-covered inner thigh untill you 's wicked man.I had it done to me last night and the feel of nylon on my cock was so good, I sure did cum a lot.
So give it a go if you never tried it.
Did the static make your hair stand on end?
:lol: Sex God
It allows me to be myself in a way that work and vanilla RL doesn't.
That said, meeting and making friends with other members has enabled me to push my Eager Frontiers outwards and in fact live an increasing amount of my life as ES which is where I feel most comfortable :D
I've made some lovely friends through SH who live the length and breadth of the country. What more could I ask for?
Like anything else in this life you'll only get out of something as much as you put into it. Life and Society do not owe any of us a living and anyone who comes on here expecting success to drop into their lap is naiive and pissing into the wind!
It's all been said so many times before that, yes, it does get tedious when a whinger appears but that's the way it is, and always will be.
Occasionally it gets a bit dull in the forum and repetetive but it always moves on. SH will still be here long after I'm gone I expect, and when that happens, I'll be looking forward to seeing some of you at the Final Munch in 9999
:D :D :D :D
That said, meeting and making friends with other members has enabled me to push my Eager Frontiers outwards and in fact live an increasing amount of my life as ES which is where I feel most comfortable
:D I've made some lovely friends through SH who live the length and breadth of the country. What more could I ask for?
Like anything else in this life you'll only get out of something as much as you put into it. Life and Society do not owe any of us a living and anyone who comes on here expecting success to drop into their lap is naiive and pissing into the wind!
It's all been said so many times before that, yes, it does get tedious when a whinger appears but that's the way it is, and always will be.
Occasionally it gets a bit dull in the forum and repetetive but it always moves on. SH will still be here long after I'm gone I expect, and when that happens, I'll be looking forward to seeing some of you at the Final Munch in 9999
:D :D :D :D
Sex God
Quote by equi-princess
3000 posts............. congratulations........
But with all that posting...... when do you find time to do your nail varnish?????? lol
equi-princess xxx
Well I did it yesterday afternoon in between posting! (Not normally here in the weekday but I've had time off sick).
:lol: :lol: 