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Sex God
Quote by Ice Pie
It occurs to me that that the range of ones ejaculate may be enhanced by judicious timing of the pelvic thrust... perhaps an accelerating rotary hip motion culminating in the "fling" at the precisely optimum moment, somewhat in the manner of the Olympic hammer throw, would be conducive to the accomplishment of this feat... although I find it slightly less than credible that it could be done lying down, and the projectile would therefore proceed in an horizontal rather than vertical direction.
I believe a rigorous scientific evaluation is in order.
Maybe we could have an SH Olympics and this could be one of the sports?
In a layby? :rascal: :rascal:
Sex God
Quote by Ice Pie
Anyone managed to hit the ceiling with their cum.
I did once when I was sharing a girl with another lad. He wasn't far off either.
No, but I once knew a lady from Ealing
Who had a peculiar feeling
She lay on her back, opened her crack
And pissed all over the ceiling
eyethangyoo
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: I'm shocked! :shock: :shock:
Sex God
When I was living in Spain and back in the UK for a short visit, I parked the car I was driving on a wide bit of pavement for two minutes whilst I went into a Newsagent. When I came out two old ladies were looking at it and tut tutting, shocked that I'd parked there.
In Spain, as well as many other countries, no-one would've turned a hair.
Being shocked is a relative thing, of course. It is quite easy to forget that what many of us here in SH take for granted can appear completely beyond the pale to many others.
Now I am digressing from the original thrust of my post!
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:wink:
In Spain, as well as many other countries, no-one would've turned a hair.
Being shocked is a relative thing, of course. It is quite easy to forget that what many of us here in SH take for granted can appear completely beyond the pale to many others.
Now I am digressing from the original thrust of my post!
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Quote by naughtynymphos1
but your going onto a totally different subject now, i have seen films where women have been beated up and gang , and its so obvious they women is not a willing part of it you really could cry for them, infact i think i did, but any willing act, in my eyes, is ok even scat, so long as everyone is consenting adults then they are harming noone, as i have said its not my cup of tea but i would never call anyone for not liking the same as me,
No I'm still on my topic which is "Would you find this shocking?"
I found both the content, AND the fact that the participants did not seem to be willing, shocking.
Whilst what consenting adults choose to do between themselves is ok by me, it can still be shocking to other people. That does not imply that I'm censorial of them just because they're engaged in something that disgusts me personally.
Each to their own as long as it's legal and doesn't impinge on the freedom and right to self-determination of others.
:lol: :lol: Sex God
It's a very individual thing (what you find disgusting) although there does seem to be a general consensus here with regard to Scat (no-one's yet come in here to say they get off on it).
I hired a couple of German porn videos once. I couldn't watch them after the first few minutes. The first one showed a woman being so nastily abused she had shat herself and was clearly NOT a willing participant. I'd guess she was a junkie judging by the state of her arms and the desperation in her eyes.
The second was a guy tied in a squatting position to the forks of a forklift truck. The forks were being raised and lowered so that he was being impaled on, and fucked by, the fist and forearm of a heavily tattoeed and skinhead hulk standing below him. There was shit everywhere. :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
They both made me feel quite sick and I wondered how anyone could possibly find anything so gross and repulsive sexually exciting.
They were not at all what I had expected and I hope never to see anything so vile in my life again.
I can't find an appropriate smiley to end up with except maybe :huh:
I hired a couple of German porn videos once. I couldn't watch them after the first few minutes. The first one showed a woman being so nastily abused she had shat herself and was clearly NOT a willing participant. I'd guess she was a junkie judging by the state of her arms and the desperation in her eyes.
The second was a guy tied in a squatting position to the forks of a forklift truck. The forks were being raised and lowered so that he was being impaled on, and fucked by, the fist and forearm of a heavily tattoeed and skinhead hulk standing below him. There was shit everywhere. :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
They both made me feel quite sick and I wondered how anyone could possibly find anything so gross and repulsive sexually exciting.
They were not at all what I had expected and I hope never to see anything so vile in my life again.
I can't find an appropriate smiley to end up with except maybe :huh:
Sex God
Quote by Kitty
Anyone managed to hit the ceiling with their cum.
I did once when I was sharing a girl with another lad. He wasn't far off either.
Were you on the top bunk then?
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: Was it a very low ceiling?
Did it stick to the ceiling or did it cum back down and hit yer in the eye?
Did it take the paint off? :dunno:
More detail needed
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Quote by Kitty
Hi you two
Download this from Sophos.
You have to run it in the command prompt in safe mode but I find it works well.
HTH
Kitty xxx
Bless my Kitty
assionkiss: She keeps me (oooooops I mean) my computer pure and unadulterated!
ops: :oops: I'm sure she can point you in the right direction :wink: :grin: :grin:
I hope I don't get the infection :shock: :shock: :shock:
Sex God
I've just noticed that a lot of products carry the label "Universal summatorother"
A quick glance around the room and I can see Universal Gas Lighter Refill, Universal Cleaner, Universal Plug Adapter to name a few.
What exactly does this mean? Is it (as I think) that they can be used on/with just about anything?
This is surely not right. I mean, I wouldn't want to use Universal Cleaner (which is for cleaning my laptop,tv,hi-fi etc) instead of a wet wipe, or could I? Can I use it on myself? Could I clean my teeth with it? Would I come to any harm? :undecided:
Sooooooo many questions and so few answers! Hmmmmmm.
I'm thinking of joining the fashion and calling myself "Universal Slut" but would that mean I could be used for anything? ops: :oops: :oops:
Eeeeeeeek! :shock: :shock: :shock:
:rascal: :rascal: :rascal:
Can you tell I'm bored?
A quick glance around the room and I can see Universal Gas Lighter Refill, Universal Cleaner, Universal Plug Adapter to name a few.
What exactly does this mean? Is it (as I think) that they can be used on/with just about anything?
This is surely not right. I mean, I wouldn't want to use Universal Cleaner (which is for cleaning my laptop,tv,hi-fi etc) instead of a wet wipe, or could I? Can I use it on myself? Could I clean my teeth with it? Would I come to any harm? :undecided:
Sooooooo many questions and so few answers! Hmmmmmm.
I'm thinking of joining the fashion and calling myself "Universal Slut" but would that mean I could be used for anything?
ops: :oops: :oops: Eeeeeeeek! :shock: :shock: :shock:
:rascal: :rascal: :rascal:
Can you tell I'm bored?
Sex God
Quote by Alexandra
This thread seems to have taken a turn at just focussing on the ads and potential fakes on there - that subject has been done to death on here many times and can just breed negativity in the forum. Fakes occurs in every realm of internet chat/dating etc - we just have to be prepared to accept that. No point whinging about it.
However it also is entitled stalkers - this is the more sinister and dangerous side - and perhaps it is this type of thing we should be talking about.
Some new people may not realise the possible dangers of giving out too much information to people they have never met before. Perhaps we should be sharing our experiences of this and how we handled it.
Just a thought!
Alex x
Aunty Alex, I put up a post a while ago which had something to do with stalking (I forget now exactly what the connection was. I think I put something in the subject title about it). Anyway, being a lazy sod I can't be arsed to do a search for it, sorry
ops: However, I had a PM from one of the girls on the site who, whilst not getting at me personally, was quite upset by it, having beien the victim of a stalker. I changed the thread title out of consideration for her sensibilities.
What I'm saying is that while I think it's a fair subject for discussion here, anyone who does post about it must be careful in what they say and be aware that there are some people for whom it is a very emotive and upsetting subject due to their own personal experience. My advice to anyone likely to be upset would be not to go into a thread where it's being discussed, therefore I think it should be included in the thread title.
Um............did I just contradict myself? :undecided:
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Sex God
Matty's right about large cocks needing a lot of blood to pump 'em up really hard :thumbup:
That's where cock rings, arab straps etc., really come into their own as applied at the right time, they don't prevent engorgement but they do dramatically reduce return flow so it's possible to maintain a rock hard erection for some hours (providing the said appendage is kept warm and with some occasional stimulation) :wink:
The problem I have is that when my cock is fully engorged my arm goes all limp and shrinks as I've only got a finite amount of blood to distribute around my body! :shock:
:rascal: :rascal: :rascal:
Oh! and NN.............I'm tall and slim (maybe a bit on the skinny side in the eyes of some folk) and you're correct! :wink:
That's where cock rings, arab straps etc., really come into their own as applied at the right time, they don't prevent engorgement but they do dramatically reduce return flow so it's possible to maintain a rock hard erection for some hours (providing the said appendage is kept warm and with some occasional stimulation)
:wink: The problem I have is that when my cock is fully engorged my arm goes all limp and shrinks as I've only got a finite amount of blood to distribute around my body! :shock:
:rascal: :rascal: :rascal:
Oh! and NN.............I'm tall and slim (maybe a bit on the skinny side in the eyes of some folk) and you're correct! :wink:
Sex God
Quote by brean
You can go to jail for showing a shocking video clip to an ususpecting person, in Scotland anyway:
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There are quite a few differences between Scottish Law and English Law if I remember. I've always held the opinion that Scottish Law has some distinct advantages.
For example, I believe that in Scottish Law a verbal agreement is legally binding?
However.....erm........what would happen say if someone agreed to have sex with you and then the dreaded brewer's droop cut in and you were unable to perform? Could you be sued? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Bloody heck!...........Did I just hijack my own thread?
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Sex God
I'd imagine that the majority of people who take up residence here in SH Towers are fairly open minded and unshockable when it comes to things of a sexual nature. However, if you think about it, there may be something that truly shocks you in the sense that you find it thoroughly distasteful.
Leaving aside and (please DO NOT bring either into any discussion here) what do you find truly shocking?
For me it was being shown a video clip on someone's mobile phone. It started well enough with an attractive girl wiggling her arse and displaying her bits with a rear shot to the camera and being tongued by another girl. The shock factor was when she suddenly defecated into the other girl's mouth, Eeeeeeeeeew Yuk! :shock: :shock: :shock:
I found that really gross and I'm not easily shocked. What also shocked me was the way that the person who showed me had not warned me I might be shocked and seemed to even take delight in my reaction
:x (how pathetic is that?).
Could this activity be described as sexual activity or is it just a thoroughly unpleasant result of a sadly twisted mind?
:dunno: :dunno:
Leaving aside and (please DO NOT bring either into any discussion here) what do you find truly shocking?
For me it was being shown a video clip on someone's mobile phone. It started well enough with an attractive girl wiggling her arse and displaying her bits with a rear shot to the camera and being tongued by another girl. The shock factor was when she suddenly defecated into the other girl's mouth, Eeeeeeeeeew Yuk! :shock: :shock: :shock:
I found that really gross and I'm not easily shocked. What also shocked me was the way that the person who showed me had not warned me I might be shocked and seemed to even take delight in my reaction
:x (how pathetic is that?).Could this activity be described as sexual activity or is it just a thoroughly unpleasant result of a sadly twisted mind?
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Well I take it we're talking about sexual comments here. :lol2:
For me it's gotta be (from a guy) "I love your body and you're a wicked fuck. Now turn round, I want to do that again"
(From a girl) "You've got a wicked cock and you're such a dirty little slut. I want to do that again"
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:rascal: :rascal:
For me it's gotta be (from a guy) "I love your body and you're a wicked fuck. Now turn round, I want to do that again"
(From a girl) "You've got a wicked cock and you're such a dirty little slut. I want to do that again"
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Sex God
Hmmmmmmmmmm. Sex and food...........there is a correlation here.
This got me thinking about food that's sexy in some way or another.
Does anyone else find lychees thoroughly sexy? The texture which is fleshy and juicy and the appearance, which reminds me of a female's most intimate bits!
Mmmmmm............there's nothing else comes near except the real thing :grin: :grin:
Sexy food has been covered here before if my memory serves me, so I'll get back to the topic of bouncy castles, paddling pools and jelly.
Bouncy castles? Ooooooooh, that reminds me of.............. :bounce: :bounce:
Ok, the graveyard shift can call it a night now........the day shift is coming back on! :P
:rascal: :rascal:
This got me thinking about food that's sexy in some way or another.
Does anyone else find lychees thoroughly sexy?
The texture which is fleshy and juicy and the appearance, which reminds me of a female's most intimate bits! Mmmmmm............there's nothing else comes near except the real thing :grin: :grin:
Sexy food has been covered here before if my memory serves me, so I'll get back to the topic of bouncy castles, paddling pools and jelly.
Bouncy castles? Ooooooooh, that reminds me of.............. :bounce: :bounce:
Ok, the graveyard shift can call it a night now........the day shift is coming back on! :P
:rascal: :rascal:
Sex God
Quote by sorts
hey we nearly got enough 4 a party in the spiniker tower hope the lift dont get stuck :shock:
sure we could find something 2 do 2 keep us busy till help arrived
I think NakedCleaner's got the contract to keep the lift spick and span! :P
Near Portsmouth here
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