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EagerSlut
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Male, 69
0 miles · West Sussex

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If I had a 10" cock I'd be out on tour with it! :P
There are a few around. I met one once but that was on the opposite side of the country to Newcastle.
It was an unforgettable experience. redface surprisedops: :oops: :censored:
:rascal: :rascal:
Quote by LadyFeeBee
Eager, do you think you are properly qualified to give advice on mobile phones? :huh: bolt
Fee
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Erm..........................well........................... redface surprisedops: :oops: :oops:
:kick: wink :wink:
Quote by fem_4_taboo
hummm arnt you going to the plymouth munch??? revenge is sweet and whipping is a treat :twisted: whip

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Quote by Ice Pie
Well yes, orgies, obviously.
And aquaducts.
But apart from that...
lol

The Arch!
innocent wink
You might have broken the phone but did you think to take the SIM card out? dunno
I tried home waxes and agree, they're useless! :huh:
Now I use an epilator mostly and a 3-blade razor (used dry) and I come up really, really smooth. biggrin :D redface surprisedops: :oops:
I don't like hairy bodies! :shock: :shock: :shock:
:shock: :shock:
Can I be on page 3? redface surprisedops: :oops: :oops:
Pleeeeeeeeease! :bounce: :bounce:
:rascal: :rascal:
You've got a good memory Sarah, and thanks to you and Mike for the links. wink smile
Reading through the threads again brought back some memories of an earlier time when I could drop in to SH Towers and recognise most of the visible members in the forum!
Where ARE some of those guys now? dunno :undecided:
Well if I'm working and it means I'll be up your way? :bounce: :bounce:
ES
:sticky:
PS I'll need a layby to park in and a number to call a cab, unless, that is...........................
You had the foresight to buy a house with an "approval-rated" layby nearby? dunno
ES wink :rascal: :rascal:
Quote by BiWelshMinx
I work at home and since i have signed to sh towers i find myself logging on at all times of the day, just saying to myself think i'll have a cuppa and see wots's happening on here i'm getting scared that it's going to take over our lives :shock:

It does rolleyes
Anyone seen my kids ? ? rotflmao
Minx x x
What Minx said!! ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
wink :wink:
Thank you postie. I'm normally lurking in and around SH Towers. Get to yer desk in the Library in the East Wing! smackbottom wink
I'm in RedHot's territory tonight Sarah. Might as well be the other side of the world hunni for all the good it'll do us! sad drinkies
Quote by fem_4_taboo
im not a celt im just horny
xxx fem xxx

That's a good start I'd guess!! wink :bounce:
innocent :whistling:
Yeah, I know what you filthy-minded lot are thinking! :shock: :shock: smackbottom
Well it's not THAT!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: rolleyes :roll: lol
In this case I'm on about being caught out unexpectedly last night and ending up out on the road without my laptop. Result: no Internet access so couldn't drop in to SH Towers. sad
Well, it was absolute Hell!! I was bored to tears and ended up going to bed at 9pm. I woke up at 2am this morning through conditioning to getting by on minimal sleep when I'm on the road, and promptly went back to sleep as I didn't need to get up until
Now I've been home, showered, picked up my overnighting bag and my laptop and I'm out on the road again and I've got home, back to SH Towers. biggrin :D
It's only been 48 hours of enforced withdrawal but now I'm back and "following through".
Ah hah! I can hear the penny dropping! Gotcha!! :lol: :lol:
Do you suffer severe withdrawal symptoms when you're away from SH Towers?
And how do you follow through?
dunno :dunno: :dunno:
:rascal:
Didn't the Picts spend all their time running around the Southern Uplands, semi naked, tattooed and dyed, and generally trying to cause mayhem with their neighbours in Cumbria and Northumbria? dunno
Isn't that why the Romans built Hadrian's Wall? :undecided:
Not much has changed really except they got as far as the South Coast, crossed the Channel and went on to propagate worldwide. :grin:
The ones that are left in the British Isles are mainly to be found hanging out in a certain layby in Kent, not far from the M20 and they're now into knicker nicking for sport! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: redface surprisedops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
lol :lol:
Nothing wrong with the West Mids, and I'm speaking as a southerner.
I've always found the folks very friendly up there! wink smile
In fact, verrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry friendly!! :censored: :shock: redface surprisedops: :oops: :oops:
innocent :whistling:
When I'm drunk any word of more than one
sylla.......la........er.......sylla.......syl.......err......b b b....ble
Oh WTF banghead
........erm...............IS DIFFICULT!! :grin: :grin:
:rascal: :rascal: :rascal:
wave
If all your posts are that long it'll take you .......................................................
erm.......................................
F O R E V E R
to reach two!
lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
Welcome to the rest of your life! wink :wink:
Quote by edinbughchris
WEll I've not progressed to the "we want to pay your airfare to Cannes" yet, but it's still a big thing for me redface

Give it time.
"Big oaks from acorns doth grow" err...............something like that! surprisedops: :oops:
Well done! wink biggrin :D
:bounce: :bounce:
Quote by edinbughchris
ok . . . probably meaningless to everybody else . . . but got press acreditation today, which means I get (free) entrance to movies world wide yippee!!
:inlove: :inlove: :inlove:
told ya'all it wos boring tae everyun' else lol . . .
am over the moon so just wannid tae share . . . sorry fur shoutin' - am just so thrilled

Well it's not free if you've got to travel all over to see them is it? dunno
Creds always open doors though, don't they? wink
:cheers:
Quote by MikeNorth
Then watch for yet more Sarge-sabotage, as he does some more tidying up in the SH vaults! lol

Oi Sarge!! poke sillyoke:
If you find two white thongs with sort of lacy-looking edges and a little white bow at the front, they're mine. redface surprisedops: :oops: :oops:
innocent :whistling:
Quote by naked-cleaner
Yeah, but I got all my packing to do tomorrow, clothes, cleaning stuff, dusters, etc
I got a lot to do, won't be online tomorrow
Will you all miss me?
Don't all shout "NOOOOO" at once
NC

:uhoh: :uhoh: :uhoh: :uhoh:
I thought you'd gone! :shock: :shock: :shock:
Now GO and clean a beach somewhere FFS! :doh:
wink :wink: lol :lol:
Can I do the bit in between, erm.........................you know....................like when there's an almost naked girl walking round the ring in a boxing contest holding up a card with the number of the next round. redface surprisedops: :oops: :oops:
Only thing is I'm not a girl! wink :grin: :rascal:
The offer still stands though! innocent
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

PS Sorry for the hijack babydavid! :wink:
Quote by freckledbird
Goodness me, anyone would think I have a thing about spelling :shock: lol

I hadn't noticed frecks! :shock: :shock: redface
innocent :whistling: :whistling:
Quote by Jags
Blimey FB, if you carry on at this rate of posting .... you'll be a newbie!

Who let YOU back in??? :shock: :shock: :shock:
rolleyes :roll:
RUN postie! :shock: :shock: :shock:
Do it now!! :scared: bolt
Looks like this could be the start of a cleaning war! :shock: :shock: :shock:
dunno :undecided:
:twisted:
Don't forget to take your duster. You never know who you might meet! wink lol :lol:
Have a lovely holiday. :grin: :grin:
Sand from various beaches I've visited in different countries.
It always seems to get into everything! dunno
Don't waste anymore time fretting about it Dev. There are some sad tossers out there but there are also many thoroughly nice people too.
As soon as you realise someone's a tosser bin 'em and consign them to history.
:twisted:
ES
smile :)
Quote by vodka_babe22uk
postie ask eagerslut for a lesson on how to put on a duvet cover
hes expert on it lmao

:shock: :shock: redface surprisedops: :oops: :oops:
You have to climb inside the cover, taking the duvet with you. You need four people (one to hold each corner of the cover) then, from the inside, you give each of them a corner of the duvet to hold. You climb out and "esta"............it's done (all bar the doing up the poppers! ) innocent :whistling:
Believe me it really works and its fun! :bounce: :bounce: Ask voddy, venusnmars or Kitty, they'll tell you! wink :wink:
Quote by markz
too early to start talking about xmas biggrin

What he said! ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ smile