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EagerSlut
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Male, 69
0 miles · West Sussex

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Quote by kazswallows
I'll make sure I keep some fuel spare so I can join you eager wink :wink:

Woooooooooooo Hoooooooooooooo!! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Party!! drinkies
Let's hope it happens then and we'll have a layby party. :censored:
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If I run out of fuel when I'm in one of my favourite laybys I'll be as happy as a pig in shit! :thumbup:
I'd need to rely on the extended SH Family to keep me alive though. In return I'm sure I could make myself useful somehow! wink :twisted:
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Quote by FiremanAndy
Oh yes, the might tabard! bet you remeber "time of whistle" and all that!

Yep,of course but I always felt it was a bit of a joke in the sense that 207 Bars could get used up mighty quick when you're working hard in heat, so the notional 10mins warning was best regarded as being what you wanted to hear as you stepped out of the job and collected your tally!
Job satisfaction! :P
Good luck. I think you'll have lots of fun here! wink lol
Quote by PlymstockSteve
But you would have to have some spatial awareness of the position of your hands in relation to your a sense!

Commonsense!! wink :wink:
Calista's explanation sounds sound! Erm...............plausible. :P
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PS I find sight a great turn on too. Probably something to do with being an unashamed exhibitionist I expect! redface surprisedops: :oops: :oops:
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Quote by FiremanAndy
this is so flattering ( and a great confidence booster!)redface , sorry all, but I'm just a normal guy under the uniform, pleasae don't get to excited! I'll try and post a pic up, It's a cheesy uniform one too!

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Welcome to SH Towers Andy.
The Fire Station's round the back. I've been waiting for the crew to start arriving! wink
ES (Ex FireFighter) :thumbup:
Which of the five Senses do you find the most stimulating when it comes to sex? Ok, ok, I know that they all have their own place in truly fulfilling sex, but is there one Sense that does it for you more than any other, or do you feel they're inseparable? dunno
Just a reminder we're talking sight, hearing, smell, touch and taste here. :small-print:
Personally I'd put them in the following order of stimulation for me, starting with the one that starts me off:
Sight Oooooooooh!
Touch Mmmmmmmm!
Hearing Eeeeeeek!
Taste Slurp!
Smell Glub!
Erm..............maybe Touch, Sight, Taste, Smell, Hearing
Or then again..............Smell, Taste, Touch, Sight, Hearing
Fuck, I wish I'd never started this now! :dunno: :undecided: :confused:
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Quote by fem_4_taboo
eager make sure you dont take your mobile in the loo with you, accidents can happen.
redface
xxxfemxxx

Ooooooooooh yes! Thanks for the reminder. wink :wink:
It's a piss-poor thread this on a day that will go down in the annals of SH as a day, in fact a weekend, for piss-poor threads. :huh:
But then that's just my opinion in case anyone feels it's a piss-poor comment to make. dunno
Going for a piss. :twisted:
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Quote by Ms Amber
What!!!!! you can edit them before they are read!!!.........wish I had known that pior to a few I have sent in the past!! confused :doh:

Just have a look in your outbox. If the PM's still there you can edit it 'cos it hasn't been opened yet!
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Quote by westerross
I think i owe you a PM!! :twisted:

No, no, it's ok you don't! lol :lol: :lol:
Quote by somersettimer
i am so eager

No you're not :huh: smackbottom :smackbottom:........ that's me!! wink :wink:
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Welcome BTW wave I'm sure one of the girls will take you under their wing! :cheers:
My ex and I did the Mars Bar thingy once. It is messy yes, and I did enjoy eating it! wink
I'll try a cream egg next time. :twisted:
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Quote by Dino.

Did you know that Daphne was really hornyred wink
OMG Doesnt shaggy look like neilinleeds :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Daphne HornyRed? Why, of course I wondered why she seemed so familiar! rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Neil having a bad hair day? :wink: lol :lol:
ES :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Do you mean AND send it to 'em again each time you've edited it? dunno
Eeeeeeeek! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: Don't PM me will you? :scared: bolt
There seems to be a wank club in every layby I overnight in! lol :lol:
Not that I encourage it, of course. redface surprisedops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
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Quote by Serendipity
I did a track day a while ago and pretty much every lotus boy span it and visited the grass, bless 'em! They should def have private plates, one reading front and one reading back so they know where to point it! :twisted:

Are they from the group of people who should have "Left" and "Right" tattooed on their respective hands and who you meet every day on the roads the length and breadth of the country? dunno
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He might've had a sudden attack of shyness and burrowed into the gravel at the bottom of the tank to hide. dunno :dunno:
Send the cat in for a looksee? :rascal: :rascal:
Quote by equi-princess
omg..... don't say that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
equi-princess xxx

Don't worry about the spiders equi, they'll keep the flies down in your house!
I'd worry more about the flies. Nasty habits THEY have, like landing on food, eating a bit, vomiting it back up and then stamping and treading in it to share it around. :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
So you see, the spiders are really just trying to help you with the housework! :thumbup:
Now show some gratitude will ya? smackbottom :smackbottom:
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Quote by naked-cleaner
Jeez, I ain't gone yet, flying out tomorrow
So, you can talk about me behind my back after then :cry:

What an invitation! Far too good an opportunity to on then, anyone got anything to say? He hee! :P :twisted: :twisted:
Bet he's working his little fingers to the bone in the Mediterranean sunshine?
dunno :dunno: :dunno:
Can you elaborate a little bit?
I mean are you str8 or bi? dunno
And Havant? FFS! :shock: :shock: That has to be the arsehole of Hampshire (I always try to pass through without stopping)!! wink
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Quote by alspals
I'm going to church in a bit to beg for forgiveness lol :lol: :lol:

Put in a good word for me will you? redface surprisedops: :oops:
Ta! wink :wink:

..I certainly will ES...but you do know it's the Church of Pagan Mind? rotflmao
Ooooooooooooh! Even better!! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Do they do auditions? :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
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Quote by naughtynymphos1
1000 posts and he still ain't said anything worth reading lol :lol: :lol:

1148 now.
Still waiting..................................!! innocent :whistling:
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Quote by alspals
I'm going to church in a bit to beg for forgiveness lol :lol: :lol:

Put in a good word for me will you? redface surprisedops: :oops:
Ta! wink :wink:
I asked an American if he'd like a fag once. smile
His reaction?.............................. :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Did I do something wrong? dunno :dunno:
At the crucial moment tell her there's a spider on her hair! wink lol :lol:
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Incontinence. :shock:
Rogue and incompetent drivers. :shock:
Incontinent rogue and incompetent drivers. :shock: :shock:
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Quote by angelnn66
Incidentally, I have found several men have been really turned on by the fact that I am a teacher - seems strange to me. :jagsatwork: dunno

That might depend a bit on what you teach. :dunno: :twisted:
Went to bed at last night, just in time before my legs and brain gave up the unequal struggle and decided to go into hibernation.
Now I'm up for a brew and a fag and a quick browse through (and to add to) all the completely and utterly pointless gobshite which is all I can find in the cafe at the moment. :yawn:
Then.....................back to bed! biggrin
Maybe inspiration will come back if I give it a bit more time. :undecided: :undecided:
Ho hum. innocent :whistling: :whistling:
I don't find it sad at all. Why should it be? dunno
I'm home out of choice.
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Quote by LadyFeeBee
Ok you're top of the list now but that doesn't help me know what you look like poke
Fee
XX

Think pussy perhaps? dunno :dunno:
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