Quote by AndyWolves
Guys,
Idea for next year....(perhaps this year, but running tight on time)...
I'm a trained photographer! Spent many happy years in the darkroom (oo-errr) and have recently spent a bloody fortune on new digital kit.
Usually photograph rock bands, but have done a bit of "fashion" work before too.
Could be an excuse to get everyone together for a few drinks, and do a shoot at the same time?
Just an idea, but could be bit of a giggle?

Ooooooooooh! Now that IS an idea I like. :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
I shall require an inexhaustible supply of Marshmallows, Tennents Superlager and iced mineral water (still) in my dressing room as an absolute minimum. My agent has the full list. :wink:
Oh, and some Duraglit. :thumbup:
:rascal: :rascal: :rascal:

Quote by markme
ive posted before but tonight thought id post a few replies only to get ;locked; :
is it ALWAYS like that?

Nope. But there's ALWAYS a reason! :twisted:
:)

Quote by wales_cple
I dont have one...
Im just trying to stretch that purple thing above my avatar... :grin:

Well you may have only posted 40 times to date but I'm sure your avatar has been in my face much much more than that! :P :wink:
I'm not complaining but I am jealous of your wiggle!! :grin: :grin: :twisted:

Quote by HornyRed
should we make this a sticky?

This thread's turning into a mess! :whistling:

Quote by johneboy

a bukkake is a gathering of guys wanking over one lucky lass

Erm................excuse me!
Blokes get lucky too you know. ops: :oops: The girls don't get all the luck!! :lol:
:huh:
:wink:

Well that's ok.
In fact "loose" is an adjective that I rather like. Hmmmmmmmm, yep! :D
I think you need to be loose in a certain sense to be a bukkake subject. :shock: :shock:
I'm proud to be loose. Makes me good at what I'm best at! :twisted:
:whistling:

Quote by johneboy
a bukkake is a gathering of guys wanking over one lucky lass

Erm................excuse me!
Blokes get lucky too you know. ops: :oops: The girls don't get all the luck!! :lol:
:huh:
:wink:

Quote by HornyRed
hello I am a fireman

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
HornyPirhana!! :twisted: :grin: :grin:
:rascal: :rascal:

Quote by markz
hello I am a fireman

Quote by wales_cple
:eeek: Is this a challenge we are supposed to flock to.... :bounce:

It's not compulsory! :lol: :lol:
Fun though. :grin: :grin:
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

Quote by Calista
i know someone was asking about Bailiffs a few weeks back ... just an update, they are both well, and doing ok but have got a big problem with their pc right now so can't get online They do hope to be back soon though
Said I would pass the message on :)
C x

Bloody heck! :shock: :shock:
Bailiffs must be having serious withdrawal symptoms and her post count will be in danger of dropping into single figures. :lol: :lol: :lol:
:uhoh:

Quote by LadyFeeBee

How am I doing Fee? :wink:

:D
Next question? :bounce: :bounce:
:rascal: :rascal: :rascal:

Quote by Kitty

to anyone who replied
Kitty xxx

I didn't reply as I was waaaaaaaaaay out of my depth. But can I have one of those anyway? :whistling:

Quote by dambuster
Sorry - I was being flippant.
I don't eat a great deal of choccie, and I couldn't choose between the pets.
So here's a couple of choices based on what I might pick up at a garage.
Bueno Budbud
Duey Twix (reversed)
Ripple Bertie
* Think I prefer Bob
in edit - someone PM me with a list of choccie bars. I've just been thinking of some of the animals I've had/been associated with :giggle: (like a girl)

FFS!!
Haven't you gone back to work YET? :roll:
:grin: :grin:

Quote by seagull69
I can't see why you could lose your job because you are a swinger. I work for the NHS and everybody is shagging someone else where I work At least my wife is with me when I shag someone else

Nice one!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

Quote by fem_4_taboo
sorry slight thread hi jack, but Eager im gutted i can see your dirty pic.

Oooooooooooh! The link to Imageshack is broken. :shock: :shock: :shock:
I'll have to ask Kitty to mend it for me.
Erm....................it's the same pic as in the SH Calendar 2005 which has a button in the left margin. ops: :oops: :oops:
Sorry, hijack over! :P :P

Quote by fem_4_taboo
bloody hell, if im considered gentle id dread to think how youd treat him , lol
:twisted:
anyhow we dont know where hes from? could all go to the munch and find out if hes reallly got 7 inches and prove were not all lying here
xxx fem xxxx

Hmmmmmmmmm, yep! Could be fun proving it!! :bounce: :bounce: :shock: :shock: ops: :oops:
:wink: :censored:

Quote by fem_4_taboo
Eager are we going to be fighting over him? lol

Naaaah! You can have him first. Break him in gently, eh? :twisted: :wink:
:rascal: :rascal:

Quote by equi-princess

It's a B.A.C.O.'s tabard equi.
B.A.C.O. is an acronym for Breathing Apparatus Control Officer. The tabard is to identify the firefighter carrying out this function on the fireground. Entry control is part of the procedures involved in wearing B.A. (Breathing Apparatus) which have been developed primarily as safety procedures. The initial impetus for B.A. procedures originated from a fire at Smithfield meat market in London in the 1950s when 5 firefighters were killed searching a basement level. At the time no procedures existed for wearing B.A.
Basically they were unable to find their way out of a cold store room and died when they ran out of air and suffocated in the toxic basements of the building were heavily smoke-logged at the time. :cry: :cry:
On a lighter note, 'course if he lay on the ground you could try and play draughts on him! :lol:
ES

Quote by EnglishChris99
A bigger problem is the people freaking out when something normal but unexpected happens.

Do you mean like when I park up for the night in a layby? :shock: :shock: :shock:
What happens a bit later is completely normal for me but might be a bit unexpected for some! ops: :oops: :oops:
:P
:undecided: :undecided:

Quote by sierra
be sure to take a large lunch box es your gonna get mighty hungery burning them calories
oops sorry looking at your avatar you already have a large lunch box heehee. :giggle:
sierra x x

He hee!! :grin: :grin: ops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :twisted:

Quote by meat2pleaseu
HI ANDY
SEE YOU'VE ALREADY MET THE RESISDENT TART PATROL. HOPE YOU CAN HEAR ME, I'M SHOUTING AS LOUD AS I CAN BUT THERE'S A SEA OF SMUTTY OVERSEXED OLD SLAPPERS HAVING A GIRLY FIGHT. THEY SHOULD DISPERSE BY THE MORNING ONCE THE SHOESHOPS OPEN AGAIN. ANYWAY :welcome: AND DON'T LET EM SCARE YOU, MUST BE A FULL MOON

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Someone give meaty a drink for that!! :cheers:
PMSL :grin: :grin:
:uhoh: I hear girls coming!