Quote by westerross
Well you stick yer thingy through this little hole in the partition and if yer lucky - bingo you've got an erection.:

If it's only a little hole then that might be a problem and if I did manage to put it in there (just) then how in hell would I get it out again once I've got an erection?
Would I be stuck there? ops: :oops: :oops:
Eeeeeeeeeeeeek! Now there's a thought! :bounce: :bounce: :D :D

Quote by kazswallows
ooooo you are a dirty bugger :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :lol:
of course i was referring to typing with two hands :D

ops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
Just checking!

Quote by Dino.
And most of the time we sit and suffer in silence too , they dont know the half of it ES,

Exactly mate!
And 'cos we're bigger than they are it takes us longer to recover too!! :P
:thumbup:
:whistling:

Quote by westerross
Gloryhole etiquette? Oxymoron!
Helps if one of you have an erection though I guess!

Erm.........................what's an erection and where can I get one?
I've seen a sign alongside a motorway somewhere about that and I'm still trying to work out what it's referring to! :undecided: :confused:
:grin: :grin:

Quote by kazswallows
or get your hand out of those lovely panties and type with both of them

Was that my hand you were referring to kaz? ops: :oops: :oops: :wink: :lol: :P
I can type very well with two fingers Badexample :whistling:

Quote by Dino.
men with colds
id shoot them on site
its only a little cold .................just blow yer nose and get on with it

Yep! Man colds and Man flu would kill 'em if they could catch them Dino! :twisted:
There's no justice is there? :wink:
:uhoh: Girls coming? :shock: :shock: :scared:

Quote by kentyoung guy
Is there something you should do if you want a suck or be sucked? Anyone have any idea?

You could try poking your cock through the glory hole, brace yourself, and wait and see what happens!
:grin: :grin:

Quote by redstilletto
erm i dunno i cant seem to think here
its dinos undies there hypnotiseing me
wiggle ..wiggle

That's where he keeps his ferret!
:whistling:

Quote by Sarah
More worringly they seem to live in Milton Keynes..............

Sarah moving north,

That what Milton Keynes does for you? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Quick Sarah. Delay may cost you your sanity! :crazy: :crazy:
:lol:

Quote by Dave__Notts
What do you do when you are bored?
Dave_Notts

Wank!! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Well no, I tell a lie.............
I do that anyway. ops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
:grin: :grin:

Quote by the_Laird
:rascal: Ohh to put our pumps at work to douse her fire

Fucked if I can remember who "her" is Laird!
ops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
Umm....................................

Quote by the_Laird
Oh ES Hoses out mate

"Water on"" and all that! :thumbup:
:lol: :lol:

Quote by tallnhairy
Eager my friend, from what I have heard 'Horny' does not do you justice

No, nooooooooooooo! ops: :oops: :oops:
That'd be HornyRed you're referring to! :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
:whistling:

Quote by traceymod
tried to log in on the chat room but couldnt register.... i need advice on hoe to get myself known....any help me you wont be disapointed...I am a natural blonde, slim and sexy and very horny....

Well welcome traceym
We're all horny on here! :twisted: :twisted:

Quote by the_Laird
..my boyfriend says I am a dirty bitch.

I'd take that as a compliment!! :bounce: :bounce:
ops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
:rascal: :rascal:

Quote by traceymod
really excited by the number of views to my message..... one wanna take me up on my offer?I am a virgin to the swinging scene but sooo eager to learn.....my boyfriend says I am a dirty I have sooo much to offer!

Woah woah WOAH!!
Don't get excited about the number of views. That includes peeps who aren't registered forum members so can't participate in the site. And, anyway, how is anyone going to know WTF you're posting about unless they take a look?
ES :whistling:

Quote by traceymod
whats the deal for swinging heaven in London...?

Well speaking personally I just turn tricks! ops: :oops:
Erm..........................Was you talking about cards then? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :rascal: :rascal:
:uhoh:

Quote by MOORHOPPER
Oh ES Hoses out mate

"Water on"" and all that! :thumbup:
:lol: :lol:

Quote by HornyRed

Ermm and i'm a Fireman :P
And ermm I can last for 5 Enya Cds :sparring:

Tart!! :roll: :roll: :roll:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

Quote by Debbiewebs
I am not going to get into this........................... at all.... like it or lump it!
Debs moveing on
Ta ta

Quote by postie
Maidstone???
Sounds like a job for....................
da da da......
........... EagerSlut !!!!

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Well I'd help if I could ops: :oops: but the fact is I'm currently about 300 miles from Maidstone and I don't live in that area anyway! :grin:
ES :whistling: :whistling:

Quote by HornyRed
Can i share your dressing room ES?, we can tart each other up, :P pink champagne and strawberries too :wink:

I would be verrrrrrrrry disappointed if you didn't HR. :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
hwoar: :grin: :grin: