Quote by sharon_2005
Would put a pic somewhere to show what i meen but i had better not

Why not?
Oh go on. You know you can! :grin: :grin:
:whistling: :whistling:

Quote by westerross
I've just given her the car keys to nip down the takeaway to pick it up for me 'cos I've had a couple of lagers!

Did you ask her to get you some more lagers in?
Oh, and some nibbles to munch on, and whilst she was about it to go via the supermarket and pick up some doughnuts.
And did you remind her to get some more washing powder and loo roll, some stamps, and to go to the cash point and get some more money out so you wouldn't have to do it tomorrow?
:wink:

Quote by steanrachy
Has a strange and eerie hand been place upon your person in the middle of the night? or have you had the willies put up you by an unknown entity??

I plead the Fifth Amendment. ops: :oops: :oops:

Quote by freckledbird
If you tape your mouth shut, do they go up your nose BWC?
Shudders

Quote by McCloggie
Vous avez un problem avec les person quie parle la Francais ici?

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
The Tower of Babel! :P

Quote by MrsFC
Come into my office................ :twisted: :rascal:

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
I......................erm................... ops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
:scared: :scared: :scared:
Um...............................
Can we leave the door open? :wink: :rascal:
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

Quote by couple4funlondon
Hi
We are new to swinging and would love to see some decent swinging movies. The commercial ones we have are awful!
Can anyone recommend a decent sexy production with a believable plot, at least reasonably attractive couples/singles and good sex? Preferably with real couples!
Does anyone have real home movies they would be prepared to share?
Hope we don't sound too fussey but we get really turned on at the prospect of seeing a decent swingers movie only to be dissapointed every time.

Why don't you get out there if you're interested in swinging?
I never heard of anyone movie-swinging. :confused:
:wink:

Quote by MrsFC

Oh what a night ! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

French farce? :undecided: :undecided: :grin:
:whistling: :whistling:

Quote by MrsFC
Oh what a night ! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

French farce? :undecided: :undecided: :grin:
:whistling: :whistling:

Quote by equi-princess
Any ideas as to how to catch this spider now its loose in the car......??????????
equi-princess xxx

Tell it about this fantastic web site you've found ?
:rascal: :rascal: :rascal:

Quote by Dino.
Spanish

Quote by dargento
hows about arrangingh a trailer munch then eh??
we could get a trailer sorted and park up ...
only thing is 1 of us will have to drive it so no drinkies stronger than lucozade
if we drove while the munch was going (slowly)
we could call it the lancashire/cheshire/manchester/welsh munch
and pick people up along the way.........
on second thoughts

I've suggested two or three times in posts having a layby munch, although I realise "munch" is probably the wrong word, well is DEFINITELY the wrong word :censored:
The driver doesn't have to not drink because the truck isn't going anywhere is it?
Anyway my favourite laybys disappear in the daytime and only reappear at dusk! :twisted:
:grin: :grin:

Quote by tallnhairy
always be sure you are talking to who you think you are

I always check in the mirror when I get up in the morning! Sometimes it leaves me :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: and :undecided:

Quote by LadyFeeBee
!!!!well
us truckies have to park somewhere for the night....

Erm.............does this mean that as an ex-firefighter and now a trucker, I get to score twice? :grin: :rascal:

Quote by Tanis105
RU saying there are worse versions???

That's NOT funny! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
:wink:

Quote by 1664
Teesside any 1?

Quote by Tanis105
Move further away from the picture until its the size you require

Or just view it through the wrong end of a pair of binoculars? That way you don't even need to move!

Quote by Tania
I must admit I had not noticed how eager some people were to copy others but what I did notice was some guy posting stories in here using the name Tania which now confuses his fantasies with my fantastic realities (or real fantasies?)

Quote by HornyRed

NO You talk a load of crap :kissmyarse:
And you eager

We can't help it, we've got Manflu! :whistling: :whistling:

Quote by MrFC
Just returned from holiday, no phys plenty of wine and beer.....I was considering signing on as......The Lard. :lol2:

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
That'll teach ya Laird! oke: :lol2: :lol2:
:cheers: MrFC

Quote by sharon_2005
If they was to recognize me and sack me then sod them

I'd imagine that if they did then your human rights would've been infringed somehow or other and you could probably retire early on the compensation payout!

Quote by westerross
the object of the exercise is to get rid of yer erection! :smug:

Naaaaaaaaah, that'll never do!
My mission objective is to have a permanent erection! ops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
:bounce: :bounce: :rascal: :rascal:

Quote by Tanis105
Oi I wrote this earlier!!!!!!!!!!

Quote by tallnhairy
You not the first to notice eager I could not name names, but a few newbee names have initially made me think they were long term mates, until I read more closely...
Of course it could be a honest mistake :) Will wait till we get a tallnhaired...

Well I think you should get the name change ball rolling by changing yours to "Cactus".
It's got a RL pedigree as well if you remember what happened when I was in a garden centre one day and called out "tallnhairy"!! :wink:
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Quote by thor1340
Here in North Cheshire I am too trying to find my feet and other things after spending some time around the main site,

I thought this was the main site? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Have I been missing something? :undecided: :undecided:
BTW Welcome sexy lpool cpl