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20 Sep 2005

Quote by girlyspur
Here I lay in my fave position
I've crossed over, I've made the transition
Be unimpressed or stand in awe
At such a saint...such a whore..

Ooooooooooooooh! :bounce: :bounce: lol

:lol:
I'd like "Now gone to the big layby in the sky" :rascal: :rascal:

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20 Sep 2005

You could do worse than say a bit more about yourself. wink

Welcome

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20 Sep 2005

The only position I've got any experience of is the one in the photo. :grin:
It was comfortable for all concerned and worked well. wink

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20 Sep 2005

It's all been said really.
Takes a little time to get known but when you start posting utter gobshite and people bounce off it you know you've arrived! :twisted: :grin:
Have fun! wink

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20 Sep 2005

What are you doing in here? dunno

This is the cafe. :twisted:
Shouldn't you be in "dogging"! ...................erm................"celestial dogging" :undecided:
Welcome BTW. Hope you have fun here. wave

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:rascal: :rascal:

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20 Sep 2005

Quote by Sarah
Has to be a bloke who wants time off work for the slightest little aliment :shock:
Did you not have fun getting RSI giving prolonged oral?????????
Typical bloke whinge whinge whinge as you are slightly illâ€¦â€¦
Is this something like a man cold or flu as well, where you are all hot, with a sore throat and have to eat ice cream to get better??????? :lol: :lol:

Oi!!

:kick:
What happened to your bedside manner nurse Sarah?

:smackbottom:
PS I'm almost never ill, worse luck dunno

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20 Sep 2005

Quote by tallnhairy
Don't forget if you put your names down I need pics by end of Sept if possible

:thumbup: Haven't fogotten tnh. Hopefully will have it sorted this coming weekend. wink

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20 Sep 2005

The doc might consider the ailment to be a bit tongue in cheek and tell you to take it with a pinch of salt.. :P
If you vary your technique then it shouldn't become repetetive. Next patient! lol

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19 Sep 2005

Quote by welshBIcouple
3. that everyone on SH (but especially the mods and chatroom ops) have at least Â£5 million each (Â£10 million for the mods and ops) (creep creep!!)
Nigel

Yep, creep! :huh: :kick:
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19 Sep 2005

That is soooooooooooooo freaky. :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
I could swear I saw someone who looked just like that waiting for a bus today!!
:scared: :scared:
bolt

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19 Sep 2005

Quote by equi-princess
ok.... we've seen yr 'nice' three wishes...... what are your selfish ones.....?????????
equi-princess xxx

Three places of my own:
House
Truck
Layby
(In that order) wink

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19 Sep 2005

Quote by Silk and Big G
We abolished capital punishment .

Yeah, fucking spoil-sports struck again!! :huh:
Oh for the good old days.
innocent

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19 Sep 2005

This is such a crappy thread, I really can't be arsed with it any longer. :shock: :shock:
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19 Sep 2005

Quote by HornyRed
So much to
be seen

And to "do"!! :twisted:
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19 Sep 2005

I'm not sure about today but 20 years or so ago it was still a Legal requirement that black cabs carried a bale of hay to feed the horse!!
dunno

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19 Sep 2005

Quote by dargento
i wouldnt wish for my dick to touch the floor for 1 thing....
just incase my legs fell off :shock:

How do Dachsunds manage? :undecided: :undecided:
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19 Sep 2005

Quote by Silk and Big G
Now if you had say a combined wank / lion tamer club with large wild cats stalking around the room whilst the participants pulled the puddin . Now yer talkin entertainment !

And balancing cups of tea on their heads at the same time? dunno

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19 Sep 2005

No not another thread about that old chesnut! smackbottom

:grin:
I'm referring to SH Towers. innocent

Is an 100-plus bedroom gothick pile, with ballroom, etc,etc,etc, big enough still?
SH is growing at a phenomenal rate but where is everyone who's a member? They certainly don't all come in here by any means, thank goodness! :twisted:
But.............................(and the thought won't go away), they're still all out there somewhere :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
dunno

:undecided:
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19 Sep 2005

It's just something that you're stuck with for your entire life.
Better get used to it! wink

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19 Sep 2005

Quote by naughtynymphos1
i find the idea of a room full of str8 men sat wanking in a room together a bit wierd

It sounds positively dull! :twisted:
innocent

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19 Sep 2005

I'd wish to be able to go back in time and have my first shag all over again. This time I'd admit to her that, yes, I was a virgin!
I'd wish that I knew when I was younger what I know now. I'd be able to put all that extra energy to good use!
I'd wish that I had the money to create a RL SH Towers. Reason's obvious really.
:rascal: :rascal: :rascal:

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19 Sep 2005

There's no reason why this should be a grubby experience. :shock: :shock: :shock:
It's just a matter of personal hygiene and doesn't need much brain power to work out how this can be achieved.
Google, as usual, is your friend if you're after information. Lots of equipment suppliers out there if you take the trouble to look.
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19 Sep 2005

Have fun guys! :cheers: :thumbup: :bounce: :bounce:

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19 Sep 2005

You carry on Steph. I'm sending a special delivery of quill pens to you so's you'll have no excuse for stopping! wink

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18 Sep 2005

The shortest PM I ever got read "Hello sexy. ASL?" :shock: :shock: :shock:
My reply was even shorter " :huh: "
End of story!
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18 Sep 2005

Im 'Marrana entusiasmada' in Spanish :rascal: :rascal:
In French? dunno

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17 Sep 2005

Kitty's mum drives with the seat in the same position as her dad. Her mum's 5'2" and her dad's 6'3"!!
That might explain the wardrobe full of stilettos :grin: dunno

Erm.................................or does it? :twisted: :twisted:
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :censored:
:rascal: :rascal:
PS I wonder if that's where Kitty gets it from?? :uhoh: :scared: :scared: bolt

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17 Sep 2005

I was having a bacon butty and cuppa in a layby north of Newcastle the other week and I dunno if I was offered gravy or what 'cos I couldn't understand a bloody word that was being said to me. ...................................erm............................................ dunno

:confused:
:undecided: :undecided:

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17 Sep 2005

Quote by cheekychimp
Hello......
"Northern Boys Love Gravy"....or so the saying goes...!
Whilst working in London (a while ago I must admit)....I found myself in a local chish & fip shop....somewhere near Nelsons Dock (I think)....I asked for Gravy wiv me puddin chips & peas...
Well...the look of horror on the owners face...GRAVY..! Needless to say I didn't get any.
Have things changed darn sarf or is this a Northern thing.. :
CheekyChimp....
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Nothing Lasts Forever.....Not Even Your Troubles..!

I don't think it was the gravy. More that you were having chips and peas with your pudding. :shock: :shock: :shock:
Pudding=dessert down south. wink

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17 Sep 2005

Quote by sierra
TE pissed me pants again, getting to be a habit.
sierra x x

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