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22 Sep 2005

Quote by vim75
Do you think their are any genuine Females on this site? Most people want to take the micky! all you have done is put a decent advert out, and look at the responce you get? time wasters!

What would you know about timewasters on this site as you've only been here five minutes?
You've managed to insult some long standing members. Maybe you should reconsider. Certainly reconsider what you're about to post before you hit the "submit" button.
:huh:

22 Sep 2005

Quote by dirtymaleslut
eager to please.

Eager slap administered! smackbottom

smackbottom

lol

:lol:

22 Sep 2005

Happy Birthday. drinkies

drinkies

We're not "the public" in here although some of us are public property! :shock: :shock:
innocent

innocent

:whistling:

22 Sep 2005

Quote by angelnn66
I think that the more sex you want, and the more sex you have, the more you want to try new things and push the limits

I think it's a case of the more sex you have the more you want. :bounce: :bounce:
New is always fun too!
wink

wink

:rascal: :rascal:

22 Sep 2005

.........................women's belly buttons.
We've all got one but why is it that some women have a sort of elongated oval shaped indent (running from top to bottom) where their belly button is? :undecided:
I've never seen this feature on a man.
I find it particularly cute, sexy and attractive wink

wink

:wink:
Where can I get one? dunno

dunno

redface

surprised

ops: :oops: (jealous)
Show us your belly buttons girls. :grin: :grin: :grin:

22 Sep 2005

Quote by HarryJones
any practical ideas on how to carry my flip flops around at social meets in case of after parties~?

How about just tying 'em together with a longish piece of string and hanging 'em round your neck? dunno

dunno

smile

:)

22 Sep 2005

Adam and Eve were, arguably, the first swingers so in fact we've (swingers) been around longer than the straights!
:bounce: :bounce:

21 Sep 2005

This is really tricky. I keep thinking of loads of things but none of them come anywhere near to film titles.
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm.......................................... :undecided: :undecided:

21 Sep 2005

This thread is seriously cracking me up!

rotflmao

:rotflmao:
Not sure which story to contribute :undecided: so I'll save it for the moment.
:rascal: :rascal:

21 Sep 2005

Quote by meat2pleaseu
Isn't that Steven Speilberg?

Nah! His props would be more sophisticated than that! :P

21 Sep 2005

Click on "help" in the left margin.
Sorted! wink

wink

smile

21 Sep 2005

When my balls fall outta my g-string or knicks redface

redface

surprised

ops: :oops: :oops:
Then I know I'm a real :hunk:
:grin: :grin:

21 Sep 2005

Quote by freckledbird
It could if he didn't look like a dirty old git

Before you said that I quite liked his sausage sarnies. Now I'm not so sure! :undecided:
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

21 Sep 2005

Now THAT deserves full marks for originality and humour!

rotflmao

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
PS He looks a bit like a guy who runs a greasy spoon in a layby on the A***
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
I might take a leaf out of his book and try a variation on the theme. .............Hmmmmmmmmmm................ redface

redface

surprised

ops: :oops:
:rascal: :rascal:

21 Sep 2005

Quote by stussyboy
Your such a friendly bunch, not a single hello and welcome to the forum...... :shock:

Well some of us are at work in the daytime so aren't in here then, ok? wink

wink

Welcome.

wave

You might like to get yourself known in the cafe. dunno

dunno

21 Sep 2005

I'm thinking of something physical. :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
For example I noticed recently that my nose seems more crooked than it used to be. It always was a little off kilter but it struck me out of the blue that it's definitely on the move, so to speak! dunno

dunno

redface

surprised

ops: :oops: :oops:
innocent

innocent

:whistling:
Added in edit: Bit like waking up one morning many years ago and finding my balls had dropped! Yippeeeeeeeeee ( I thought), now I'm a man!!) :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

21 Sep 2005

Quote by cheekychimp
OR....unless I can get one..!
CheekyChimp....

Ok! :thumbup: wink

wink

:wink:

21 Sep 2005

The Gallagher twins (Oasis) for being so boringly immature.
Peter Tatchell (for being so naiive back in the 70s).
Princess Michael of Kent (for still believing the rest of us are peasants. :huh:
:twisted: :twisted:

21 Sep 2005

Quote by cheekychimp
OK....that's Saturday night sorted....
Anyone up for fun Friday night..?
CheekyChimp....

Not with you unless I can get a sex change between now and then! :shock: :shock:
lol

lol

:lol:

21 Sep 2005

Happy Birthday DB. Hope you've had a good day. :cheers:
ES wink

wink

20 Sep 2005

Quote by jesster
i'm 50 so ive been around a bit.
Now call me stupid..........and i know that is a dumb thing to say on here
But hamsters and clingfilm!!! ........................ did i miss something

Stupid! :lol: :lol: :lol:
Just tell 'em all to stop hijacking your thread cfs and give 'em one of these smackbottom

smackbottom

innocent

:whistling:

20 Sep 2005

Quote by Sarah
Sorry ES, I have only just got in from riding..............
You should have rung me.......................
A34 is full of roadworks at the moment
Happy sleeping

Thanks Sarah
I'm happy to give my liver a rest! smile

smile

:)
I'm actually much further down than your neck of the woods tonight.
ES :rascal:

20 Sep 2005

Does anyone know where the term "vanilla" in this context came from? dunno

dunno

I love the flavour of vanilla (as in fudge and ice cream etc.,) but I find the whole idea of a vanilla relationship breathtakingly boring! :yawn: :yawn:
:rascal: :rascal:

20 Sep 2005

I forgot to ask:
What is "uzzing cum" anyway? dunno

dunno

:dunno:

20 Sep 2005

Quote by Jags
He's on countdown since he sent me an unwanted and TWATTY PM!
:roll:
10

Not yet. Not yet! :twisted:

20 Sep 2005

Quote by Kitty
Is that a blatant beg for someone to nip down the A34 with beer for you :eeek:

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Honest guv. redface

redface

surprised

ops: :oops: :oops:
Early to bed for me tonight wink

wink

lol

:lol:

20 Sep 2005

I think there's a wank club down your way somewhere. dunno

dunno

You could always start your own if you get desperate? :P
bolt

bolt

20 Sep 2005

What teppic said. :thumbup:
Have fun. wink

wink

ES

20 Sep 2005

For only the second time in my truck driving career I find myself parked up for the night without any beer ot other liquid sustenance other than water and Fanta orange. :shock: :shock: :shock:
Am I happy? Erm...............................well I know it's doing me good so I suppose the answer has to be , um,...............yes neutral

neutral

:|
What doesn't feel right for you but deep down you know is good for you really?
:angel: :angel: innocent

innocent

20 Sep 2005

Quote by Dr. Dogstar
But with referrals to this place like asylum and madhouse; makes me ponder as to what Im getting myself into. :grin: :grin: :grin:

You'll have loads of fun finding out! :P :P