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EagerSlut
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Male, 69
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Quote by bigDewi69
The only natural talent I have is being able to walk through crowds or busy places and not break pace or move out of someone's way

Oooooooooooooh! I read about you in someone else's thread, early this morning I think.
Anyway, I supplied the antidote which is to stand still. Everyone has to go round you then. Works every time and it's so polite! :P :twisted:
Hmmmmmmmm.
I've discovered a number of talents which seem to come naturally to me. They don't normally kick in until after about 10pm though. dunno
On a serious note I do think that most people must have at least one talent, even if it's just being a twat.
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I noticed today that my forehead's got bigger! :confused:
Either that...........................or........................erm, my hair's receded a bit. :shock: :shock:
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Oh, are you supposed to keep your eyes open when you have a shag then? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Hmmmmmmmmmm :idea: :idea:
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Quote by teppic
and underwear gets taken by eager... lol

Ahem! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Now in fact that's not entirely true. I've had some of mine nicked in the past as some of you already know. redface surprisedops: :oops:
I either buy my own or have them given to me. innocent :whistling:
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Quote by Happy Cats
i bet first thing he does is find an internet cafe and see whether were bitching about him lol....
either that or hes at this moment lovingly storing his cleaning equipment ...well after hes cleaned the apartment of course....
in the nude....or do you think he will be clothed when abroad????

Hes been and come back you silly sod!
lol
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Quote by treasurechest
I have once met a guy who was 64 from this site and he was sexy as hell, still is , i think!!

Oh goody! I've got a way to go yet to reach that age but I find this all very encouraging! biggrin :D
I've had a PA for about 15 years now. It didn't hurt when I had it done (local anaesthetic) and every woman who's ever experienced it has loved it! wink smile
I do take it out every now and then and boil it for hygiene purposes. It doesn't get crusty, maybe because I like to shower or bath every day if I can. innocent :whistling:
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Well I don't know about anyone else but speaking for myself, I can't see any reason to ever retire unless it's because you, or you and your partner just feel you've had enough.
To misquote Dr Johnson "When you're tired of swinging you're tired of life"
Eeeeeeeeek! :shock: :shock: :shock: Maybe he was a swinger and just said "London" to make it a more socially acceptable statement. dunno
Quote by sunnyaura
did i mention ladies?

Oooooooooooooooooh! No you didn't. :rascal:
Quote by MISSCHIEF
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Just when I think you can't shock me anymore - you go and pull another gem out of nowhere! Oh ES :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

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Quote by fluffer
what freaks me out every time I go to London is how people just walk straight at you if you are on a busy street.

Just stand still and they'll miraculously divert around you. Works every time! lol :lol:
Quote by MikeyMann
Ah Paris! City of "Last Tango" and all that....
We both enjoy anal sex but we'd forgotten the KY and all the shops were closed.
Over dinner in a very nice restaurant we were discussing Marlon's use of butter in the film and suddenly salvation arrived with the bread in the form of two neat little sealed tubs of butter which disappeared quickly into a handbag.
Later on we discovered one was salted and the other unsalted. Which gave us a dilemma -
Is unsalted better for the intended use than salted?
Is one healthier than the other?
Which would you have used first?

Oooooooooooooooooooooh, neither! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Trust me, I know :bounce: :bounce:
Raspberry jam's much better. The pips are like little gritty bits that heighten the intensity of the whole experience! Yep, really! :grin: :grin:
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Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
ES, just when are you going to stop in layby in the North West? I can do silver service but do a mean Kentucky or local chippy lol

Well I do from time to time as I get all over the place like a rash (including here, as you may have noticed!) redface surprisedops:
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Quote by debnrob
Thanks to all you lovely peeps
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Ooooooooh! Sorry!! redface surprisedops: :oops: :oops:
Forgot to say "Welcome" wave
ES drinkies
This is a quality thread I'll have you know. smackbottom :smackbottom:
It's silver service or nothing. :huh:
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Padding? :shock: :shock: No it's definitely not padding that causes what I'm referring to. It's something that you sometimes see in very slim and lithe women. biggrin
Photos? :grin:
Bring 'em on. Yep! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
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Quote by cheekychimp
Best saucy prezzie was on my 40th.........fully paid Female Escort (she was gorgeous and must have cost a small fortune) delivered in my lap for 2 hours of sheer pleasure..... 69position
All thanks to cousin Lloyd....cheers mate.
CheekyChimp.... cool

I've got a cousin like that. Treasure him! :P
Never had to call on him though................yet!
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Quote by KazBBW
yay noobs rule

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innocent :whistling: wink
Join in and get yourselves known here. The rest just sort of follows naturally. wink
Good lick...................erm.........................luck. drinkies
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Quote by wirralmarko
I am based in the Wirral
xx

Is that "based" or did you mean "debased"? wink :wink:
Welcome BTW :thumbup:
Hiya wave
I'm sure you're gonna enjoy it here. Have fun, join in and you'll soon feel at home. wink
Say goodbye to your old life now! :shock: :shock:
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Quote by Him'nHer
Good evening Mr ES, your in luck! We've had a cancellation this evening, and was wondering what to do with all the food we've purchased/prepared...... One problem though we were booked to do the old duffers and sad gits annual get together but the last duffer died and the sad gits have decided to stay at home as a mark of respect. Menu choice will therefore be limited to the following............
Starters
Grilled Goats Cheese on a Tomato Salad with a Basil Dressing
Mousse of Smoked Trout flavoured with Horseradish encased in Smoked Salmon
Ballontine of Duck Confit and Caramelised Apples set with Fois Gras Butter
Duet of Melon with Compote of Berries
With refreshing Water Ice and Cointreau Syrup
* * * * * * *
Soup
Cream of Smoked Haddock, Leek and Potato
Velouté of White Onion, Finished with Truffle Oil
Cream of Carrot and Cumin
Roast Tomato and Pepper finished with Basil
* * * * * * *
Fish
Grilled Paupiette of Sole Fillets on a fine Julienne of Seasonal Vegetables
Glazed with a Chive Butter
Salmon Oven Roasted under a Pesto Crust with a Confit of Shallots and Cherry Tomatoes
Local Smoked Haddock on a Spring Onion Mash and a Grain Mustard Sauce
Roast Codling with a Cheese and Herb Crust
* * * * * * *
Roasts
Roast Rib of Local Beef accompanied by Yorkshire pudding and Madeira jus
Roast Saddle of Perthshire Black Faced Lamb filled with Lemon and Mint Stuffing
* * * * * * *
Mains
Pan Fried Chicken Supreme filled with Creamed Leeks on Fondant Potato
With a Smoked Bacon and Chive Sauce
Corn Fed Chicken on a Roasted Mediterranean Vegetable Gateau
With a Basil Cream
Duet of Perthshire Lamb Cutlets accompanied by
Boulangere Potatoes and a Mint and Redcurrant Glaze
* * * * * * *
Desserts
Warm Apple Flan with Real Vanilla Ice Cream
Rich Chocolate and Orange Truffle oil
Summer Fruit Pudding Terrine
Traditional Sticky Toffee Pudding with a Butterscotch Sauce
White Chocolate and Orange Mousse Cake
Selection of Scottish Cheeses with Oatcakes
The above will be served following the time honoured procedures of Silver Service
Of course we are assuming that there would possibly be other truck drivers also stopped in the said lay-by with you for whom we will be happy to cater, and should the need arise We could perhaps lay on some congenial entertainment
Kindest regards
M & H

Oooooooooooooooooooh! Mouthwatering. :bounce: :bounce:
What time can you get here? Other truckers guaranteed! :P
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Quote by SunBunny
Keep away from Frecklebird till you learn to use preview on your posts wink

She'll find you no matter! lol :lol: :lol:
Quote by naughtynymphos1
i think they on offer at the local adsa, buy 1 get 1 free lol

What would I do with two? :confused: dunno
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Quote by postie
any practical ideas on how to carry my flip flops around at social meets in case of after parties~?

How about just tying 'em together with a longish piece of string and hanging 'em round your neck? dunno
smile :)

Top notch idea ES. Maybe he could tuck them into his mittens too !! biggrin
I thought it was a bit less complicated than your suggestion postie. Whilst liking your ideas I did kinda think that there was an easier way.
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I'm looking for a Silver Service layby dinner near Shrewsbury tonight.
That means white linen tablecloth, waiter/waitress service, candles and all the trimmings.
You'll have to bring it all with you though 'cos laybys aren't equipped with all that stuff. There is a toilet here though!
Oh! And it looks like it'll be a starry night too.
Kate Moss has been invited to do a cabaret turn but I wouldn't hold your breath that she'll accept my invite. dunno
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Note to Mods: If anyone can actually deliver a candle-lit silver service dinner to my layby I'll gladly accept it so this IS a serious post ok?
Anything short of the requirements though won't count!
It takes all sorts to make a community and this place has just about got all the angles covered! wink
Welcome! Have fun. wave