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EagerSlut

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25 Sep 2005

It never ceases to amaze me how so many people choose to deny themselves so many of life's natural pleasures. It's almost as if they feel guilty should they do anything that might remotely be enjoyable.
What's even worse though is the way they'll express shock and outrage over someone or something that doesn't fit their own narrow view of the world. It's almost as if subconciously it makes them feel better about their own inadequacies or failings.
:huh: dunno

dunno

25 Sep 2005

Erm..........yep, I do remember that voddy! redface

redface

surprised

ops: :oops: :grin:
Are you going to share kaz? Oh go on!! wink

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25 Sep 2005

Quote by curiousguy
is swinging a thing a naughty thing or just good clean fun. sometimes my wife wonders

Well, it's fun and it's definitely naughty! :P :twisted:
As for being or clean? Sorry, I don't do boring! wink

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innocent

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25 Sep 2005

Do you find it flattering?
Personally speaking, I do. :bounce: :bounce: :grin:
I'm thinking more of everyday situations rather than when you're with others who are known to you as swingers and people who like to play.
I think it's quite flattering really but I can imagine that some people may find it a bore. dunno

dunno

I guess that if you're an attractive female it's an everyday fact of life and you may not find it particularly flattering, although I suspect that you'd be well pissed off if no-one ever paid you any attention.
The thought that someone wants to get into my knicks for purely sexual purposes is exciting and stimulating to me :twisted:
What's the most outrageous way you've ever been propositioned, and did you accept? :shock: :shock: :shock:
For me it was on a bus several years ago by a totally strange woman and yes, I accepted! :rascal: :rascal:

25 Sep 2005

Quote by HornyRed
When playing in clubs, my orgasm is always secondary.
The biggest turn on for me when swinging is when i am giving pleasure to all my play mates
H, red

Spoken like a true slut! :bounce: :bounce:
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25 Sep 2005

How many hours and how many keystrokes does that represent I wonder?
:undecided: :undecided:

25 Sep 2005

I've never heard of Black Lace. Where do they sell them then? dunno

dunno

25 Sep 2005

So long as they were above the legal age of consent I'd consider it, and if the female were a complete stunner, I'd consider it for all of a couple of nanoseconds I guess.
I suppose it's down to the individuals involved. Some people clearly are uncomfortable with a large age difference between them and a sex partner.
My youngest female sex partner was 32 years younger than me. It didn't matter to either of us.
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25 Sep 2005

You've come to the right place wink

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Have fun!
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25 Sep 2005

Quote by dargento
thats a goddam lie.......
ive seen your rears
I SAID REARS

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

rotflmao

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25 Sep 2005

Eagerland, and that's where I want to return to when it's time to go. :P
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25 Sep 2005

Quote by KitKat
:sad: We have a fatal flaw in the picture publishing plans. - I took the pictures with Jags's camera! :sad:
We need a cunning plan, what about daring her to publish them herself?
lhk
Kat

Would that work? dunno

dunno

Nah! She wouldn't dare! :twisted:
innocent

innocent

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25 Sep 2005

Good morning Jags :bounce: :bounce:
Trust you were up with the Lark this morning! wink

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lol

How's the head? :twisted:
Promise I won't draw attention to this thread!
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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24 Sep 2005

Quote by Jags
Oh! And then took photographs of me peeing in the woods so I was FORCED to ban the twat!!

PS - am on Kit's laptop and she approves of the banning!
:lol:

You banned yourself? :lol: :lol:
This gets better and better! :bounce: :bounce:
Erm.......................... bolt

bolt

24 Sep 2005

Sounds like you behaved disgracefully then Jags. wink

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lol

Wonder how you'll feel in the morning though when you review tonight! :twisted:

rotflmao

:rotflmao: innocent

innocent

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bolt

24 Sep 2005

Dr John does it for me. So sleeeeeeeeeeeazy! :shock: :shock: :shock:
It's very atmospheric in laybys under a starry night. redface

redface

surprised

ops:
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24 Sep 2005

Quote by davej
Words of wisdom indeed Eager, although I still reckon that Lee Marvins 'I was born under a wanderin star' would suit my abilities better

I think that's the one I'll be using tonight! redface

redface

surprised

ops:
:uhoh: bolt

bolt

24 Sep 2005

Quote by davej
nope the phone does that as well I just kept in rhythm with it.........could have been a lot worse cos last week she had Michael Jacksons 'Rockin Robin' on it, which would have needed a 12volt battery with nipple clamps attached for me to keep up :shock:

Just go to half speed so instead of a thrust to each beat it becomes a thrust to every two beats instead. lol

lol

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There's no charge for this freebie pearl of wisdom! innocent

innocent

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24 Sep 2005

It's a good question.
Personally, I think you've answered your own question by saying you're not ready for it at the moment, which leads to the conclusion that an open relationship means complete freedom with no conditions.
However, I've got no experience of it so am not sure I subscribe to the "no conditions" bit. I think it could work where there are conditions but it'd be essential to set out the rules before embarking on the venture.
:undecided: :undecided:

24 Sep 2005

Quote by Dawn_Mids
NC a bit of advice, never and I mean NEVER deprive a female of her mobile phone :x :x

It's ok to deprive her of her virginity though! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
innocent

innocent

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24 Sep 2005

Chin up hunni. It will get better. Just give it time.
I hope we'll see you in here again before long. wink

wink

24 Sep 2005

Not I.

innocent

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24 Sep 2005

Who said we weren't having fun! smackbottom

smackbottom

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24 Sep 2005

Quote by Him'nHer
yeah doing lots of ducking tonight Steph, don't want to get meself into trouble :shock:
and i needn't of bothered ducking in LMU, the thread got deleted :

Hmmmmmmmmmm. Is ducking a new form of dogging? :P
Am I missing something? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Is it naughty? :rascal: :rascal:

24 Sep 2005

Quote by Sexysteph
Looks like you lot scared 'em off! :lol2: :lol2:

Nah ES they are in Pm boxes asking for more pics
Steph kiss

kiss

I haven't had one! :cry: :cry: :cry:

24 Sep 2005

What I want to know is where does the missing piece go when a hole appears in the toe of my socks? dunno

dunno

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24 Sep 2005

Looks like it'll be a quiet night in here what with the Yorks Munch on and all.
:yawn: Oooooooops, sorry! redface

redface

surprised

ops:

24 Sep 2005

Looks like you lot scared 'em off! :lol2: :lol2:

23 Sep 2005

I like being watched and done! redface

redface

surprised

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23 Sep 2005

I thought the Americans were the bum fanciers. dunno

dunno