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Quote by markz
I think you'll find a lot of school's have recognised this and are changing their thinking. My eldest daughter's school now do a subject called "Design for Life" it basically teaches children all about real life as an adult in today's society.
I find that rather sad. They're gonna find out soon enough about the adult world when they become adults. It just seems to me to be like stealing their childhood away from them but then I don't know how old they are so perhaps my comment doesn't really apply, if for example, they're on the threshold of "adult" life.
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Quote by the_Laird
That's covered the windowsills of houses, now how about trucks?
Any fresh ideas? :twisted::whistling:
Eager
hang a pair of your white nicks over the wing mirror............that should do the trick
Oh unless you've used that one before
You know bloody well I have!
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I was totally useless at anything to do with Maths at school. Just scraped an O level pass.
However, when I demonstrated to some teenagers a couple of years back how to do long division the way I'd been taught, they were totally flummoxed and got their calculators out to check I was right (I was).
Made me feel like the Brain of Britain. :shock: :shock: :shock:
All of which just goes to show that the older you get the wiser you appear! :bounce: :bounce:
However, when I demonstrated to some teenagers a couple of years back how to do long division the way I'd been taught, they were totally flummoxed and got their calculators out to check I was right (I was).
Made me feel like the Brain of Britain. :shock: :shock: :shock:
All of which just goes to show that the older you get the wiser you appear! :bounce: :bounce:
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Quote by Dawn_Mids
How long is a piece of string
Just so happens, I have one here. It's 17" and 3 sixteenths.
Now, show me yours, Dawn? Please?
Is it hairy ??
You've been here long enough to know that even the string has been shaved.
Yes but in what pattern is the shaving :dunno:
The Davej special check or Stars and Stripes :dunno:
(Vix - no you can't
)I'd say the burning bush aka SHBB flora and fauna.
Am I making any sense? :undecided: :undecided:
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Quote by MISSCHIEF
ES stands before the doors, resplendant and heroic in spangled thong. For days he has pondered, seeking the eternal question. Finally, as the sun lowered on the seventh day, loins girded, he strides purposefully to the door, like a warrior god off to fight the last battle at Ragnarok. Barely a pace before the door he stops, striking a mighty pose, he fills his great chest with air and belows the long sought question in a thunderous voice, loud and terrible enough to wake the slumber of the giants beneath the great mountains, as the animals fled from the dread noise, even the branches of the trees seemed to cower away. The words of The Question seemed to roll across the short distance to batter the doors before them, bending them before his will.
And so ES asked: - "Are you lying?"
To which the door Knocker replied:
"I've got fucking big teeth and a mane, of course I'm a lion you twat, now fuck off and ask someone else your stupid fucking questions"
lhk
Kat
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Quote by KitKat
good point , but even when asked it seems i can't win either way, even being able to speak to the wife does'nt work, so how can i win ??
change your goals?That's easy......................erm........................err.........................it's got summat to do with two doors with Lion head knockers and asking the question, hasn't it?
There's a question you can ask to find out who's telling the truth but I'm buggered if I can remember what it is.
ES stands before the doors, resplendant and heroic in spangled thong. For days he has pondered, seeking the eternal question. Finally, as the sun lowered on the seventh day, loins girded, he strides purposefully to the door, like a warrior god off to fight the last battle at Ragnarok. Barely a pace before the door he stops, striking a mighty pose, he fills his great chest with air and belows the long sought question in a thunderous voice, loud and terrible enough to wake the slumber of the giants beneath the great mountains, as the animals fled from the dread noise, even the branches of the trees seemed to cower away. The words of The Question seemed to roll across the short distance to batter the doors before them, bending them before his will.
And so ES asked: - "Are you lying?"
To which the door Knocker replied:
"I've got fucking big teeth and a mane, of course I'm a lion you twat, now fuck off and ask someone else your stupid fucking questions"
lhk
Kat
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Would you like to write the foreword to my anthology of best British laybys? The continental version will be volume II
:twisted: :twisted:
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Quote by KitKat
Why not think of it the other way round, if you were talking to two women, one of whom was lying about her husband knowing, one of whom was telling the truth, how would know which was which
lhk
Kat
That's easy..............erm................err..............it's got summat to do with two doors with Lion head knockers and asking the question, hasn't it?
There's a question you can ask to find out who's telling the truth but I'm buggered if I can remember what it is.
Oooooooooops, sorry!
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Quote by serps
is it wrong for a married man to have fun alone if his wife knows all about it ???? just wondered as i can but never get offers, seems to be a lot of mis-trust about it , or is it just me ?????
serps.
I don't see why it should be wrong, provided his wife's happy with the situation.
Don't know what you're referring to when you mention mistrust. Do you mean you think you don't get offers because people think you're cheating on your partner?
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Well I'm sorry but not surprised.
After living abroad for a number of years and after (unfortunately) being back in this country for a while, I've come to the conclusion that, in the years I've been away, the country has turned into a nation of thieves and vandals and feckless leeches who are happy to falsely claim benefits and live off the backs of hard working folk.
I make no apologies for saying it and I am in a position to make a comparison having lived away for a significant time and having been the victim on several occasions of said thieves and vandals and other low life maggots since I've returned..
:huh:
:x
Sorry for the rant!
After living abroad for a number of years and after (unfortunately) being back in this country for a while, I've come to the conclusion that, in the years I've been away, the country has turned into a nation of thieves and vandals and feckless leeches who are happy to falsely claim benefits and live off the backs of hard working folk.
I make no apologies for saying it and I am in a position to make a comparison having lived away for a significant time and having been the victim on several occasions of said thieves and vandals and other low life maggots since I've returned..
:huh:
:x Sorry for the rant!
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I dunno what planet I inhabit but whilst I do see cyclical trends in the way the site appears from time to time, I am blissfully unaware of all the things that are being discussed here at the moment, and the reasons for them. Yep, it's true. ops: :oops: :oops:
I think I must be more of an innocent than I thought I was. :shock: :shock:
:whistling: :whistling:
:uhoh: :uhoh:
ops: :oops: :oops: I think I must be more of an innocent than I thought I was. :shock: :shock:
:whistling: :whistling: :uhoh: :uhoh:
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Oooooooooooooooh! Thanks for all your replies.
My Kitty sorted it. Apparently (as Sarge said) my Zone Alarm Firewall had decided to uncheck the "allow animations" box. Don't know why but ZA throws a strop from time to time (either that or I might have done a bit of tweaking when I was pissed and forgot about it!)
My knicker elastic is fine now and I'm bouncing well and as far as I know I haven't broken the springs on my truck.................................
yet! :grin: :rascal:
But it might happen I guess!! ops: :oops: :oops:
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
My Kitty sorted it. Apparently (as Sarge said) my Zone Alarm Firewall had decided to uncheck the "allow animations" box. Don't know why but ZA throws a strop from time to time (either that or I might have done a bit of tweaking when I was pissed and forgot about it!)
My knicker elastic is fine now and I'm bouncing well and as far as I know I haven't broken the springs on my truck.................................
yet!
:grin: :rascal: But it might happen I guess!!
ops: :oops: :oops: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
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Quote by RedHot
i have been through the whole site for weeks and still no action,
any sugestions on success
adam.
What you mean you were kind of hoping to have been through half the members within a few weeks? 
Calm down mate. Try getting to know a few people first. This isn't a one stop shag shop and despite what the tabloids may say about swingers, we DON'T shag anything that moves
We like to get to know people first. After all, would you really walk into a pub and ask the first woman you see to come and have a shag?! Of course not, so please don't expect to do it in here
T-J
That told yer!
Sound advice though! :thumbup:
ES
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Quote by limerickcpl
I think for cpls three times a week is poor. We do it at least three times a day, would have persumed most cpls are the same. At least once in the morning, once at night and once during the day.
And that's just with your partner?
You're not rabbits by any chance are you? :P :P
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