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EagerSlut
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Male, 69
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Quote by kazswallows
I'll check your pedigree out next weekend ES wink :wink: :wink:

Don't forget to bring your camel's toe. I mean there are loads of imposters around, you know? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Can't be too careful! :wink: :wink:
My phone rang a few weeks ago. Thinking it was Kitty I said "Hi babe".
It wasn't, it was my boss!
lol :lol:
Quote by kazswallows
Does that mean your volunteering your services ES ;)

Well I .................er.....................wouldn't want to see you girls disappointed :rascal: :rascal:
I mean I was a firefighter and now I'm a truckie so I have pedigreeeeeeeeeeee! Yay! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

smile :)
Quote by KitKat
I hate all cold drinks.

Shouldn't that be in The Steam Room? smackbottom
innocent :whistling:
Quote by kazswallows
Hi there i'm Mark a firefighter in lincs - is the social open to single guys too? I'd be interested in coming along - my profile is 97831. Cheers!

:shock: bloody hell, you're brave!
OMG where are the girls lol :lol:
waiting in the sidelines ready to pounce hump :hump: :hump: :hump:
Ssshhh. keep you're voice down Kaz. If HornyRed gets wind of this she may kidnap him and try to keep him all to herself :twisted:
She found out :cry: :cry: :cry:
Quote by HornyRed
Why i have only just noticed this :doh:

thats it we've lost out sad :lol: :lol:
Not entirely! :huh: :huh: smackbottom
Quote by HornyRed
rolleyes Chief, you obviously dont understand me, when i say BEG and PLEAD dunno
So for now the magic hat is staying here with me flipa

:thumbup: innocent :whistling: :whistling:
Quote by Sexysteph
Not quite sure what you are getting at here hun .... I just try to be as I am in real life dunno

My point really Steph is that for me Eagerworld is real, like in the proportion of 70% (EW)to 30% (RL). The 30% bit accounts for my working/family life.
I'm still the same person but wearing a different coat which is more the RL me.
I'm interested in other peeps' perceptions of themselves in the same way (if indeed they give it any thought). I mean, we don't come on here just to play, do we? :shock: :shock:
So this is really just an invitation to hop up onto this here couch and let it all hang out! :twisted:
innocent :whistling: wink
Quote by Ice Pie
strange beaked creatures wearing sunglasses (that one disturbs me 'cos I can remember the character from the late 60s/early 70s?? but for the life of me not the name or the cartoon strip. Seem to remember he wore a mac as well whilst doing his sleuthing).

Permit me to refresh your memory biggrin

Yep. I remember Mad. That puts it back in the early 60s.
There were three of them weren't there? Where're your mates? rotflmao :rotflmao:
:grin: wink
I don't think I've put this up before, unless it was in a faculty impaired moment dunno but I've been thinking about how we all subjectively view ourselves here. :undecided:
There are members who clearly the idea doesn't even occur to rolleyes :roll: and then again there are some who are surely into bionics and the fusion between human and machine as evinced (is that right, or did I mean evidenced?) by their avatar image.
The latter range from manic Zebedee pogo sticks to strange beaked creatures wearing sunglasses (that one disturbs me 'cos I can remember the character from the late 60s/early 70s?? but for the life of me not the name or the cartoon strip. Seem to remember he wore a mac as well whilst doing his sleuthing).
Anyway, back to the point, which was...................erm...................Yep! :bounce: :bounce:
Sooooooooooooooo, how do you view yourself here? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
For me it's just all one BIG Eagerworld! :grin: :grin:
BRB bolt
Oooooooooooooh! I found the door unlocked. :bounce: :bounce:
Trust you lot to be lurking in here :P
Anyone mind if I get my kit off and get comfortable? redface surprisedops: :oops: :oops:
drinkies
Quote by dambuster
Then there's the one on my chest, somewhere above my left (only) nipple. I like that to be gently bitten during sex,

Did the right one get bitten off then? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
:twisted: :twisted:
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Just a suggestion but you might consider taking some time to get the feel of the cafe and then try posting again.
Pic. collectors have a bad name in here :shock: :shock: :shock: although I personally don't have a problem with it, but then I'm an exhibitionist of sorts! :bounce: :bounce: :twisted:
It takes some considerable time to get the feel of this place really, and a bit more time after that to .........er...............get felt! :rascal: :grin: :grin:
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Quote by teppic
god, i have hijacked my own thread..... confused

:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
Quote by teppic
I'm tactile all over so can't really think of any spot in particular that does it for me over anywhere else.
Now what DOES do it for me is some of the places that I............erm.............do it! :bounce: :bounce:
:rascal: :rascal: bolt

isnt it about time you wrote...the truckers guide to layby's???
i could see it being a best selling , booker prize winner!!!! biggrin
In process but it takes a long time to do all the neccessary research, you know?
wink :wink:
I'm tactile all over so can't really think of any spot in particular that does it for me over anywhere else.
Now what DOES do it for me is some of the places that I............erm.............do it! :bounce: :bounce:
:rascal: :rascal: bolt
Quote by the_Laird

Oh Laird, methinks I dont give a damn
I said EAGER and will continue to say EAGER as and when I wish!!!

You trying to get me in trouble with ES, bring him on !!!

innocent
smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
Quote by ^Tigger^
knickers on and i erm...kinda flash a bit totally by accident LOL
Typical huh ???

Oi! poke That's my excuse too! smackbottom :smackbottom:
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:uhoh: :uhoh: :scared: bolt
Oooooooooooooh! :shock: :shock:
How was the jungle then? wink
Growl! :grin:
innocent :whistling: :whistling:
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Quote by leandy15
you are what you are so make the most of it and enjoy.... biggrin

And you are who you choose to become if you work hard enough at it.
I'm now about 70% ES and 30% the other me. By the time I pop off I'll be 100% ES and ready for the big cosmic SH.
I reckon that's something to look forward to. :D :D :D
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Quote by rogerthedragon
I have a suggestion that I have made before - and this seems to be the place to put it.
Is it time for the site-sanctioned munches to stop? It seems to me that policing and dealing with issues of security and all the rest is causing a lot of trouble for the mods in one way or another.
Maybe all meets whether they be social, parties or club meets should simply be organised as people see fit? There have been some very successful large social parties organised which didn't qualify as munches but seemed to be just as popular.
It seems at the moment the mods are trying to police the behavior of people in real-life and decide if this or that merits a site ban etc. I would have thought their job was to enforce the site's AUP - if people behave unacceptably in real-life we already have a real police force for that.
Roger the Dragon.
P.S. - I am not saying that the socials should stop - just that the site should no longer take responsibility for them.

I don't really want to get into the discussion that's been going on but I have to say that I think Roger's got a very valid point there.
Well done that dragon!! wink
Quote by sleazy
hey should we ask him for his credit card number lol ?

Ooooooooooh!! Did you try? Did you get it?
:rascal: :rascal: :rascal:
I have a theory that all this dissention is attributable to lead contamination of the water supply in SH Towers. :shock: :shock:
Therefore starting tomorrow, from 8am to 5pm every day for the next few weeks the water supply will be subject to unspecifiable disruption as the old lead piping is stripped out and replaced. :twisted:
If anyone wants to moan about this please submit your handwritten complaints in triplicate, sealed in a plain brown envelope, and leave at the porter's lodge.
Thank you.
ES

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I think frankly that when you get to a certain age you also get to a point where you just couldn't give a flying fuck.
I don't mean this in the sense of not caring about other people's feelings and sensibilities but there are some areas of my life where I just don't give a toss for what someone may think of me. It's my life, I don't set out to be censorial of others or give them grief, so as far as I'm concerned if they have a problem it's their problem and not a part of my agenda.
I don't suppose there's a human being on the face of this planet who doesn't have a few skeletons knocking about in their closet. It's just a normal part of the human condition.
biggrin :D :D :D
I don't get cold in my cab because it's got a good heater. innocent
Trouble is the snow keeps everyone else at home so laybys are quiet, too quiet. :cry:
dunno :dunno:

Still feeling a bit grumpy so you can all have one of these to be going on with smackbottom Think I'll be alright in a bit though :undecided:
Please, please, please can there be a sticky thread where everything remotely referring to Christmas goes? Other posts which mention it get locked?
Otherwise the forum's soon gonna be going hysterical with one after another threads to do with some aspect of it. :huh: :huh:
Ok, ok I plead guilty to referring to it elsewhere.
I'm serious though! :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by Darkfire
Ner Ner na Ner Ner ES
rotflmao :rotflmao:
:uhoh: innocent bolt

smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :kissmyarse: :grin: wink
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Can't stand the stuff. It makes the roads (and my job) more dangerous.
Give me heat, heat, heat anyday (and I mean proper heat 40 degs. plus not yer namby pamby 27 degs and everyone in this country's complaining it's sooooooooooo hot! Bollox) :twisted: :twisted:
Oh, and whilst I'm ranting, let's confine Christmas to the week before and the week after 25th December. Outside that period any mention of it should be banned :huh:
ES (in a grumpy mood) :huh: :huh: