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EagerSlut
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Male, 69
0 miles · West Sussex

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Ooooooooooooooooh! Beat yer all to it! flipa :flipa:
We sooooooooooo enjoyed meeting all you bad, bad people tonight. :P
Some are bad, some are naughty and some are..........er................erm......... dunno but certainly indescribably naughty. :undecided: :grin: :grin:
Shame on you all and.................
thanks for a lovely evening! wink kiss
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
:rascal: :shock: :twisted:
Quote by cheekychimp
No one will remember anything.... rolleyes
Gibbs..... cool

What was that I won't remember? dunno :undecided: :confused:
4 Farthings = 1 Penny
2 Farthings = 1 Halfpenny
3 Pennies = 1 Thruppence (1 Threepenny bit)
2 of them = 6d (Sixpence or a Tanner)
2 of them = 1shilling (or 12 pence)
240 Pennies to the Pound, or 20 Shillings
1 Guinea was £1-1-0 (21 Shillings or 1 Pound 1 Shilling)
Geddit? It was easy peasy.
There's more if you want the run down on all the different coins like Half Crowns, Crowns etc.
biggrin :D :D :D
Quote by Sexysteph
so 42d = 3.5 shillings

Called Three and six(pence) in the days of real money! :thumbup:
(I should know, I was there) lol :lol:
Quote by EnglishChris99
U lot are making me feel sober as a nun (... well a nun that wears red niks and drinks JD from a hip flask in her garter belt.. but a nun... none the less) :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

I didn't know that you ever dressed as an inebriated nun Chris? :shock: :shock: :shock:
There's a few on here who could identify with that. :twisted:
Does Cardinal Mal................er..............I mean Puff.............know about this? dunno
:grin: :grin:
Quote by Jags

Temperate and clean!!
:shock: :shock:

innocent :whistling:
And your point is......????
:happy:
Erm..................well..................Eeeeeeeeek! redface surprisedops:
I want to learn how I can become temperate and clean, but I couldn't read the little letters so I had to enlarge it and change the colour so's I could read it.................and...............erm............I was just whistling 'cos I've got nobody to talk to. sad
Can I go now? bolt
Quote by sancpa
hi,
only my opinion of course,
paulo

And a valid one! :thumbup:
Why do they still bother to come on here and make such twats of themselves? dunno
Funny how a certain posting style reminds you of someone who's posted before with a different username, isn't it?
I never could understand how radio operators using morse code in WWII in the various Resistance movements, and their London Intelligence contacts, could recognise each other by their key strokes (each person was very individual).
Maybe I've been around here long enough now to start to understand how it worked with Morse Code.
:rascal: :rascal:
Quote by cheekychimp
I am drunk now.. but thats an exception to the rule... usually I am sober and just home from work... or eating my tea... or any number of other mundane non-sexual things.
Sometimes (quite often) posting on here does get me randy... but its never got me drunk.
Slightly off topic.. but it has always surprised me the number of couples that I have met that have needed to have a lot to drink to step from knowing they want to shag me... to actually doing something. Usually this is the sitting round talking and flirting point where they suddenly hit the booze to build up dutch courage. I suppose I notice it more because I don't normally drink on these kind of occasions. Is that most people's experience? or do I just have big balls for not needing to get drunk first? biggrin

It's a curve ball but......I like it and can relate to it. I've had cpls as bold as brass on the eu de cologne, to the point I'm very nervous / excited and sober as a Judge (inevitably driving down some motorway..!). Yet, on arrival, the cpls ( not all) are knocking back the love juice like there's no tomorrow and still more nervous than me....god I must be scary.........but.....usually a good time had by all...... :smug:
When entertaining company I must admit to having the odd bacardi or two.. wink
Marcus..... cool
I think it just goes to show that we're human.
I don't always need alcohol to be blatant about how I play but when I have had a little oiling I tend to lose any last inhibition that might still be lurking! redface surprisedops: :oops:
:grin: :grin:
Quote by madame x
:kissmyarse:

oo ya great serprise that! rolleyes :roll:
sorry im just toooooo boring. shall i take my 42d's and leave. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
That's the best idea you've ever had! :bounce: :bounce:
I'm lost as to know what to say here 'cos when I read the posts I had something to say to all of you but I'm fucked if I can remember what now! :shock: :shock:
Sorry redface surprisedops: :oops: :oops:
Erm...................... :uhoh: bolt
Quote by madame x
surprise me???? :shock:

Nah! Too much trouble. rolleyes :roll:
:huh:
Quote by dambuster
I'm straight, but cover me in Marmite and call me Irene, I'm on the turn - just for you; you smooth talking bastard - you've talked me into it - I'll bend for a friend wink

Bloody hell! That was almost convincing. :shock: :shock: :shock:
:grin:

There are peeps on here who'll bend for anyone so I've heard! cool 8-)
innocent
Quote by dambuster
. . . . do you get cross meanings since you have been on swinging heaven, example, this evening i mentioned buying a tranny,
any more ?


:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
Yep I find it happens a lot and I also find myself saying things like "Eeeeeeeeek" and "dunno" in everyday conversation. :shock: :shock: :shock:
Every time I see a cactus I think of TallnHairy :shock: :shock:
Everytime I see the word "eager" it gives me a jolt. :shock: :shock:
There's a shop somewhere (can't remember where) that's called Blue's. It's pretty minging and run down (not at all like the real blue I hasten to add!). :shock: :shock:
I could think of loads more examples if only my brain was more alert. Tiredness is taking it's toll. redface surprisedops:
:rascal: :rascal:
Quote by HornyRed
many more treats wink for him later :rascal: :rascal: :wink:
Im in one of them moods 69position

I hope you've been taking the energy pills dino! :twisted: :rascal: :rascal:
Quote by gaz69
hi anyone out there tried this, would like to meet a group of males to satisfy wifes fantasy, mine also but a little cautious of the safety aspect, are we better to advertise for a group or individuals, what our your views.

This may sound like inverse thinking to some but look at it like this:
If you advertise for a group of males you might be unlucky enough to find yourselves on the receiving end of an unpleasant, dangerous even, experience should they just happen to be a group of guys who know each other and are up to have some bad "fun" at your expense. You will not be in control.
If you make arrangements with individuals and put them together to form a group you will be in control because they will all be strangers to each other hence there will be safety in numbers as it were.
On the occasions when I am........er.........being played with by a group of males, redface surprisedops: :oops: I am always in control because they don't know each other from adam, and anyway most of them are thoroughly nervous and start at the rustle of a leaf or the crack of a breaking twig underfoot! rolleyes :roll:
Hope this helps! wink :wink:
ES :rascal: :rascal:
Quote by dudcarl
mad and still noone send email back to you this site is shit and there no ggenuine couple or fem on here so go fuck this site i am going to stare my owe site from genuine couple

Shit post. Site good.
Yep, the site fucks for genuine peeps.
:huh:
Quote by rogerthedragon
let me know when you've found the mud! wink

10 tons of Eagermud on it's way from one of my adopted laybys.
:twisted: :twisted:
Quote by Rabbit69
.no genuine ppl
stupid sarcasm
fake emails
wtf is going on?

Well seeing as how you've got nothing better to say and clearly only understand short sentences here's a sentence you might understand
Go away!
rolleyes :roll: :roll: :roll:
Quote by simoncomesaround
Not black, but pics a bit dark.. am as dark as you can get in sunny Scotland

It's not just a bit dark..........................
It's almost non existent! dunno
Are you shy? wink smile
Nope, I'm not gonna offer any congratulations so have this instead smackbottom lol :lol:
When the post count was removed from peoples' avatar windows there was a lot of discussion about this. Personally I feel it was a shame but there you go. dunno
At the time the general consensus seemed to be that it was unfashionable to post about post count except for really significant ones like (I forget) 1000, 5000 for example. Maybe 500 was in there too.
The trend seems to be creeping back in as there have been a lot of newbies since then.
I can't remember when it was exactly but it must've been about a year ago. :dunno:
Maybe someone'll find the thread and post the link. I'm feeling too lazy, sorry. redface surprisedops:
This isn't a dig at you johneboy, just a general comment. wink :wink: smile
Quote by tallnhairy
Now you know why I do it eager, get to see it first smile

He hee. You're a bad bad man tnh!! lol :lol:
I'm not keen on body hair on myself or others, although having said that there've been a few occasions when I've encountered really hairy and have enjoyed the contrast with my own smooth body. redface surprisedops: :oops:
I don't like doing oral with hairy as inevitably you get stray hairs stuck between your teeth which is a real turn off. :shock: :shock:
On the whole I find that both guys and girls like me smooth. :grin:
The only body hair I keep is on my arms (most of the time) and a Brazilian.
:rascal: :rascal:
Quote by tallnhairy
Ok we have enough pics for 1 combined calendar, but if we want a male and female one we need peeps to get snapping smile So last spaces now open to anyone...
If you have some spare photos and feel like a place in SH fame then drop them to me at my address. I can supply it if you don't know it. Equally if you have your name down and not had a chance to snap yet ( I know how hard it is to find 5 mins, a camera, and the right scene all at same time) then your spaces still available at the moment :)
Many thanks to those who have dropped photo's so far, they all look great. To wet you appetites we have so far on the female calendar:
2 lady shower scene (scrubbing up)
Army combats
Day Maid
Night Maid
lady builder
Schoolgirl
Night nurse
and for the ladies:
Slut
Fireman
Surgeon
Bra
Highlands
Keep up the creative work people :)

I can't wait! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
If I had one I think I'd call it Lucy (aka Loosey). Yep!
Why? Because there's only one way I could use it as I'm not a girl.
:bounce: :bounce:
Now why haven't I got one? dunno

Adds to shopping list.
Quote by mercman
the big V sorts iy every time

The big C (Cialis) is even better. Lasts nine times longer than Viagra and isn't affected by food intake.
wink
lol :lol:
I think I'll pass on having it done!
Mind you, a few spanglies planted around the circumference of...............er................said body part might be an interesting effect. :P
Hmmmmmmm. I might try some of the little stick on silver butterflies I've got. Think I'll need some help to stick 'em on in the right place nicely! :twisted:
(Goes off to look in the mirror and assess the difficulty factor). bolt