Quote by cheekychimp
No one will remember anything....
Gibbs.....

What was that I won't remember? :undecided: :confused:

Quote by Sexysteph
so 42d = 3.5 shillings

Called Three and six(pence) in the days of real money! :thumbup:
(I should know, I was there) :lol:

Quote by EnglishChris99
U lot are making me feel sober as a nun (... well a nun that wears red niks and drinks JD from a hip flask in her garter belt.. but a nun... none the less) :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

I didn't know that you ever dressed as an inebriated nun Chris? :shock: :shock: :shock:
There's a few on here who could identify with that. :twisted:
Does Cardinal Mal................er..............I mean Puff.............know about this?
:grin: :grin:

Quote by Jags

Temperate and clean!!
:shock: :shock:

Erm..................well..................Eeeeeeeeek! ops:
I want to learn how I can become temperate and clean, but I couldn't read the little letters so I had to enlarge it and change the colour so's I could read it.................and...............erm............I was just whistling 'cos I've got nobody to talk to.
Can I go now?

Quote by sancpa
hi,
only my opinion of course,
paulo

Quote by Jags
Temperate and clean!!
:shock: :shock:

Quote by cheekychimp
I am drunk now.. but thats an exception to the rule... usually I am sober and just home from work... or eating my tea... or any number of other mundane non-sexual things.
Sometimes (quite often) posting on here does get me randy... but its never got me drunk.
Slightly off topic.. but it has always surprised me the number of couples that I have met that have needed to have a lot to drink to step from knowing they want to shag me... to actually doing something. Usually this is the sitting round talking and flirting point where they suddenly hit the booze to build up dutch courage. I suppose I notice it more because I don't normally drink on these kind of occasions. Is that most people's experience? or do I just have big balls for not needing to get drunk first?

I think it just goes to show that we're human.
I don't always need alcohol to be blatant about how I play but when I have had a little oiling I tend to lose any last inhibition that might still be lurking! ops: :oops:
:grin: :grin:

Quote by madame x
:kissmyarse:

Quote by madame x
surprise me???? :shock:

Nah! Too much trouble. :roll:
:huh:

Quote by dambuster
I'm straight, but cover me in Marmite and call me Irene, I'm on the turn - just for you; you smooth talking bastard - you've talked me into it - I'll bend for a friend

There are peeps on here who'll bend for anyone so I've heard! 8-)

Quote by dambuster
. . . . do you get cross meanings since you have been on swinging heaven, example, this evening i mentioned buying a tranny,
any more ?

Quote by HornyRed
many more treats for him later :rascal: :rascal: :wink:
Im in one of them moods

Quote by gaz69
hi anyone out there tried this, would like to meet a group of males to satisfy wifes fantasy, mine also but a little cautious of the safety aspect, are we better to advertise for a group or individuals, what our your views.

This may sound like inverse thinking to some but look at it like this:
If you advertise for a group of males you might be unlucky enough to find yourselves on the receiving end of an unpleasant, dangerous even, experience should they just happen to be a group of guys who know each other and are up to have some bad "fun" at your expense. You will not be in control.
If you make arrangements with individuals and put them together to form a group you will be in control because they will all be strangers to each other hence there will be safety in numbers as it were.
On the occasions when I am........er.........being played with by a group of males, ops: :oops: I am always in control because they don't know each other from adam, and anyway most of them are thoroughly nervous and start at the rustle of a leaf or the crack of a breaking twig underfoot! :roll:
Hope this helps! :wink:
ES :rascal: :rascal:

Quote by dudcarl
and still noone send email back to you this site is shit and there no ggenuine couple or fem on here so go fuck this site i am going to stare my owe site from genuine couple

Quote by rogerthedragon
let me know when you've found the mud!

Quote by Rabbit69
.no genuine ppl
stupid sarcasm
fake emails
wtf is going on?

Well seeing as how you've got nothing better to say and clearly only understand short sentences here's a sentence you might understand
Go away!
:roll: :roll: :roll:

Quote by simoncomesaround
Not black, but pics a bit dark.. am as dark as you can get in sunny Scotland

It's not just a bit dark..........................
It's almost non existent!
Are you shy?

Quote by tallnhairy
Now you know why I do it eager, get to see it first

He hee. You're a bad bad man tnh!! :lol:

Quote by tallnhairy
Ok we have enough pics for 1 combined calendar, but if we want a male and female one we need peeps to get snapping So last spaces now open to anyone...
If you have some spare photos and feel like a place in SH fame then drop them to me at my address. I can supply it if you don't know it. Equally if you have your name down and not had a chance to snap yet ( I know how hard it is to find 5 mins, a camera, and the right scene all at same time) then your spaces still available at the moment :)
Many thanks to those who have dropped photo's so far, they all look great. To wet you appetites we have so far on the female calendar:
2 lady shower scene (scrubbing up)
Army combats
Day Maid
Night Maid
lady builder
Schoolgirl
Night nurse
and for the ladies:
Slut
Fireman
Surgeon
Bra
Highlands
Keep up the creative work people :)

Quote by mercman
the big V sorts iy every time

The big C (Cialis) is even better. Lasts nine times longer than Viagra and isn't affected by food intake.

:lol: