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EagerSlut
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Male, 69
0 miles · West Sussex

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Quote by lancyuk
wow you really are eager

No, no, NO!! smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
Quote by fluffer
ever thought of buying some small white stickers to put on the plugs and write
the name of the apliance on it?

I use a silver paint stick thing for that.
Forgot to mention some of my in vehicle bits run off 12v and some 24v like my large fridge, (the small one runs off 12v), so I have to also have reducers to step down from 24 to 12v.
My microwave is AC mains powered so if I want to use that in my truck I need to use my power inverter which changes the power supply from DC to AC.
Then there's my kettle which is 12v and my fan which is 24v.
I tell you it's a nightmare sometimes!
wink :wink:
Quote by westerross
I kinda miss Neilnolongerinleeds being online....

Me too. Absolute quality ranter (aaah those were the days when we didn't need a Steam Room) and top guy. Tell 'im to get his arris on here quick!
Saw Neil the other day. You'll know all about it when he does come back 'cos he's spending his time composing endless tracts to cover every possible eventuality and scenario in anticipation of the day when he's able to get back on line again!
:shock: :shock: :shock:
Hmmmmmmmm the problem I have is with all the ancillary bits and bobs and knowing which bit mates with which bob.
For example I've got mains chargers and in vehicle chargers for two different laptops, Sony Walkman, 3 different mobile phones, pocket television, flashlight, digicam battery charger, epilator, etc,.
:doh:
Quote by Sarah
Dundeecpl come back soon miss you both

I haven't spoken to them for some time although we did exchange texts a few weeks ago so I know they're still alive and kicking in the frozen wastes of the north smile :)
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm I like inventiveness. :P :P
Off to the drawing board :rascal: :rascal: bolt
Quote by bluexxx
You all need to come and work at my place.
bolt

Could I come to work in my truck then? dunno
innocent :grin: :grin:
Quote by hozeauk
Hi can some one help me. at the weekend i saw on the photo ads page a couple looking for a guy. (Fireman) I didnt have photo or time to reply then, but today tuesday i cant seem to find it again. Yes i know i should have written the ad numberr down but was rushing to get to work. Please can anyone friendly fireman JIM

Looks like your pump's been stood down I'm afraid. dunno
Research laybys redface surprisedops: :oops: :oops:
It's all in a good cause you know :shock: :shock:
Quote by GenHertsCpl
She says, "That sounds fantastic, but for an
outside line you need to press 9."

Press three 9s and you'll get uniforms too! :shock: :shock: :shock:
:rascal: :rascal:
Quote by sierra
I hope you put your tacho on other duties ES. :grin:
sierra x x

Well since the 48 hour week Working Time Directive came into force we have another category as I expect you know 'cos your other half's a truckie if I remember sierra, which is "available for work".
I suppose that'd fit the category! wink
Not seen any doggers Sarah. Does anyone do dogging in the streets? dunno
Quote by bluexxx
How did you get your truck up the stairs, or did you take the lift? :shock:
:lol2:

The Eagermobile's parked outside! lol :lol:
:uhoh: Can hear sirens. blink
Heeeeeeee! :grin: :grin:
Am in a large city centre hotel tonight (not supposed to be here 'cos the booking is for one), enjoying 4 star luxury and with a 2' wide window sill which I discovered when I pulled the curtains back to open the window. biggrin :D
Anyway, it's a wicked place to sit and have a fag outta the window, so I'm sat there on the sill in a comfy white cotton thong watching the street scene below and at peace with the world. wink
It's soooooooooooooooo interesting. Just now a guy went past on a skateboard, no lights mind you and I'll bet untaxed, MOTd, or insured, but saving his shoe leather for the next uphill slope. dunno
Every now and then a peep or two will walk past and so far I've heard about 8 different languages. Had a bird's-eye view of a few bald spots, etc., etc. :P lol :lol:
It's the trivia such as this that makes life so hilarious if you think about it!
Have you got some kind of similar experience of a particular moment/place/episode which is total and utter trivia and yet for you is so full of colour? :dunno:
:P :rascal: :rascal:
What's going to appear in view next I wonder. :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Quote by naughtynymphos1
so whats the special offer?
have one pee get one free dunno

"Do you have a Nectar card Madam?" lol :lol: :lol:
Quote by seagull69
Women like to think they know what we are thinking.

Well they're usually right when it comes to knowing what I'm thinking! redface surprisedops:
:grin: :grin: :grin:
Quote by goodporking
should I have started a new thread about blokes being propositioned? YES I AM STILL A NUBE

Ooooooooooooh! Go on then!! lol :lol:
bolt
Quote by djmcwildthing
Do you think that the male should dress 4 sex?

Yep, definitely!! :rascal: :rascal:
Quote by sierra
want to bet? us girlies have eyes up our arses or had you forgot. wink
sierra x x

I've always contended that women not only have eyes in the back of their heads but the nose of a Bloodhound too. :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
They have an uncanny knack of knowing just what thoughts are passing through the minds of men. Now how is that? :undecided: :undecided:
:confused:
Peed myself when I read this! redface surprisedops: :oops:
Oooooooops sorry! I know this is serious stuff. Each to their own eh? wink :wink:
Are you sure your avatar pics are appropriate and don't infringe site rules? dunno
Er...............well, in your case it can't be a cock presumably? lol :lol: :lol:
Quote by Serendipity
Much Ado About Nothing:
How tarty that gentleman looks! I never can see him but I am heart-burned an hour after
(Dedicated to Eagerslut I think! lol )

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: redface surprisedops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
"Once more into my breeches dear friends, once more............"
wink :wink: :twisted:
:rascal: :rascal: bolt
I'm no lady ........................erm.......................but yes! redface surprisedops: :oops:
Lurrrrrrve it! :P :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
I think it's just that when you're busy with work or whatever, you don't have the time to be thinking of anything else. dunno
Sod's Law is a definite fact of life though and, in keeping with the nature of the beast, will strike when you have time on your hands. :twisted:
Quote by the_Laird
I'm climbing a tit then confused

Oooooooooooooooh! Now I geddit!! :bounce: :bounce:
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That's Laird breasting a smooth slope in the depths of winter.
Watch it though 'cos apparently your avatar might be a fake designed to fool anyone who doesn't know you into thinking you're a girl. :shock: :shock: :twisted:
That is Mount Fee isn't it?
wink :wink: :wink:
Quote by lancyuk
now i probably just ignore em....they could be pictures of anyone/ anything.

:huh: smackbottom
I'm always more than happy to show my creds to anyone I meet and depending on the appropriateness of the situation/location this may range from a quick peep at the area just below my belt line where my butterflies and my ES logo lurk, to a peep at my toes and my toe ring and ankle chain.
I wear my creds with pride! :bounce: :bounce:
Who can vouch for you? :twisted: wink smile :)
redface surprisedops: :oops: :oops:
Quote by Dawn_Mids
I'm a pair of tits :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

And I'm a bum at the moment! :P :P
:rascal: :rascal: :rascal:
Quote by Sarah
A munch hotel and NO afternoon bar what ever next :shock: what ARE we all gonig to do?

Sleep? dunno :shock: :shock: :shock:
Quote by lusty_modesty
do ladies find men in string underwear sexy?

Yuk, so awfully hate even the thought of it. Ahhh bikini are nice...on women but you can't go lusting on men, can't you? I know opinion will differ. However if you're a gay man, I don't have a problem with them wearing G string. I am one woman who prefer an understated quality of sexiness in a man. cool
Sounds like a fucked up theory to me! :huh:
No offence intended. wink smile
Quote by sexyscotcarol
YES please!
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/images/avatars/8127767674336e2a553739.jpg

I have to agree biggrin
Carol
Ooooooooooh! redface surprisedops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
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