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EagerSlut
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Male, 69
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Quote by Dino
She wouldnt believe it was me anyway. flipa

Course not innocent :whistling: :whistling:
Anyway we won't tell her Dino wink :wink:
Fingers don't really do it for me. I much prefer..............
erm.................
erm...........
erm :censored:
redface surprisedops: :oops: :oops: innocent
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Quote by Kitty
I'm sorry but I just had to quote that incase you edited before she returned!!!
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passionkiss
Kitty xxx

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Naughty Kitty!! smackbottom sillyassionkiss: :passionkiss:
Quote by Fred aka Medic 1
lol Gotcha :lol:
Yes there is a reason.
If they get stuck with muck or jambed they can easily be smashed open with a sledge hammer or the bottom end of the stand pipe. You cannot do that with steel wink
So now yer knoze lol
phredd

Oooooooooooooooh! I never knew that. Makes a lot of sense though.
In locations where they were likely to get a lot of mud and muck deposited on them we used to cut a bit off an old plastic fertiliser sack and lay it over the opening before replacing the cover. It made an effective seal and stopped the chamber being filled up with mud which could be a problem in some rural locations.
It always helped to thump the cover with the standpipe key a couple of times to loosen it before removing it but I can't say I remember ever hearing of one needing smashing. Did have a hydrant once that jammed and we couldn't turn it off. We had to leave the line set in with the branch closed until the water board attended.
:cheers: ES
Quote by Angel Chat
So I'll join you lot here and maybe pop into the chatroom later. Unless I get a better offer :rascal:

Now......................erm........................let me see.
Can I show you my butterflies? innocent :whistling: :whistling:
:rascal: :rascal:
Quote by devondelight
He's just such an easy target to pick on isn't he ES rotflmao
DD

He hee! lol
He should have "postitis" not me! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :idea: I'll try mailing it to him :P
:uhoh: bolt
Quote by Fred aka Medic 1
The only other bit of info I can remember is the reason for cast iron fire hydrant covers. lol
phredd

Bloody hell, you got me there phredd :lol: :lol:
I mean, IS there a reason other than 'cos some of them are in the road and get driven over? dunno redface surprisedops: :oops:
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Quote by devondelight
Did I mention i'm a Postman bolt

So Mr Postman .. how many french letters have you put through the letter box and how many knockers have you handled? :twisted:
DD
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Quote by Alexandra
I can feel an attack of postitis coming on :shock: :shock: :shock:
:rascal: bolt

Is that treatable ES??????
Oooooooooooooh no! It's incurable :shock: :shock: :shock: I can't help myself so get repeated attacks of it! redface surprisedops: :oops:
Quote by Fred aka Medic 1
Whats the firemans last order ? I forgot but I think it was "Shut Down & Make Up" in other words it's all over now. wink
phredd

"Knock off and make up" :wink:
You heard it from me (ex Leading Firefighter and proud of it) :P :bounce: :bounce:
Seriously though the attraction is more than just the uniform as firefighters will discover when they become ex-firefighters! :wink: :wink:
:rascal: :rascal: :rascal:

PS If anyone comes on here falsely claiming to be a firefighter their credibility won't last longer than the first question they get asked by someone who knows the job. :twisted: :twisted:
I can feel an attack of postitis coming on :shock: :shock: :shock:
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Hi Pebbles
Please could Kitty and I come? :bounce: :bounce:
Could you let us know by PM about hotels?
Thanks kiss
ES
Quote by stal_78
any tips about what a nice introductory splash would be in the uk swinging scene?

Bukkake? lol :lol:
Welcome wink
This is so, so disappointing but Kitty and I aren't going to be able to come to the munch now as Kitty's poorly. We were really looking forward to seeing those of you we know again, and to meeting some of you for the first time.
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Quote by Darkfire

I can't begin to describe the horny intensity of feeling that comes from sporting a pumped up, hard and throbbing cock with the veins standing out like on a wrestler's arms...........and it'll last as long as you keep your cock warm or can !! :censored: :rascal: :rascal: :rascal:

rolleyes where's the damn emoticon/smilie thing for sillyhwoar: *fainted* when ya need one??? :twisted:
I'd like a smilie which had summat to do with white cotton and knicks! wink :P
Am I strange? dunno
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Ah, but can you bounce dargento m8?
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Quote by LadyFeeBee
Well after having stripped him and checked all the E.I.P - "Eager Identification Points" - I discovered it was indeed an imposter but a very good one :rascal:

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :huh: :huh: Friggin' imposters!
innocent :whistling:
He hee. I'm following this thread with the greatest of interest :twisted: :rascal:
It's something that I feel quite well qualified in redface surprisedops: :oops: :oops:
But then I AM exhibitionist, and I DO use rings for enhancement reasons and none other (at the moment :shock: :shock: :shock: ) :grin: :grin:
I can't begin to describe the horny intensity of feeling that comes from sporting a pumped up, hard and throbbing cock with the veins standing out like on a wrestler's arms...........and it'll last as long as you keep your cock warm or can !! :censored: :rascal: :rascal: :rascal:

The longest I've been able to stand it was between 6 and 7 hours, but I've kept 20 rings on for around 36 hours. It was quite difficult to get them off because, even when flaccid, the cock is still very pumped up.
It's sheer eroticism for me and that's how it mainly appeals to those who have met me wink :wink:
Quote by essexnewbe
so if any one has any tips on how to make frends and influence people let me know
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Very Happy

Become a drop dead gorgeous girl? dunno :undecided:
Welcome to SH Towers wink
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Quote by Johnno1973
You need not worry about me Mr eager Slut.

I'm not worried about you Johnno, just for you! :P :twisted:
Welcome to the site BTW wink :wink:
innocent :whistling: :whistling:
Quote by Johnno1973
Again i appologise to any members that thought i was being to eager. Johnno

smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
Quote by dan_8_wyorks
I would like peoples honest opinions of guys using cock rings.
I have one and have used it on a couple of occasions but not sure how some people will react and what they will think of them on a first or second meeting.
What are your opinions of using them and which ones are the best as the one I have that is not too good and didn't know if the metal ones are any better.
Your thoughts please.

I wear up to 30 at a time and have found that some people really find them erotic and a great turn on, some find them a complete turn off. The majority find them fascinating in various ways.
Mine all came courtesy of B & Q and are metal.
You can't just slap 'em on and expect to become an expert in their use. For starters you'd never get them off again! :twisted: so take it slow wink
It's taken me about 10 years to learn how to use them to full effect and still be able to get them off again redface surprisedops: :oops: :oops:
I do NOT recommend anyone slaps 30 rings on unless they're very experienced! lol :lol:
If you haven't already seen it there's a pic which shows a modest number of rings in the SH Calendar 2005 which is in the margin on the left of this window :P
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Why is it that when you've had a bad night and tossed and turned half the night, just before it's time to get up you start to drift off into a lovely deep slumber?
smile :)
Quote by dambuster

I'm sure you wouldn't have much trouble getting one tho wink

I'll second that! :thumbup: :wink: :wink:
innocent :whistling:

I refer The Honourable Slut to the answer I gave a short time ago . . . . . .
Quote by dambuster

Don't find "stolen" mid afternoon rumpy pumpy just marvelous ????

Hmmmmmm........ a stolen afternoon of sensual pleasure............. yes... i'd second that.... lol
equi-princess xxx
There's no queue :wink:
but . . . . . . . .
I'd need a cup of tea and a short rest between redface
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Can't find my coat :shock: :shock:
Quote by Darkfire
straight jackets are down the corridor

You'll soon find someone to strap you in! wink :wink: :twisted:
Quote by dambuster
I'm sure you wouldn't have much trouble getting one tho wink

I'll second that! :thumbup: :wink: :wink:
innocent :whistling: