Quote by postie
For some reason..... your avatar has reminded me of a conversation that happened last night... in which you and your knicks were mentioned
now should I post it? ( leaving out a certain fella's name...) :twisted:

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: ops: :oops:
I'm all ears!! :P
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Quote by Angel Chat
I prefer to decide who I want to swing with (couples wise) from meeting people at social events.

That sums it up so well, and for me represents what "swinging" means. Each to their own though. What I mean is that you never see members who get involved in the social side of SH whingeing about the site not working for them, and that applies to singles as well as couples.
This is not a dig at this thread nor anyone who's posted on it BTW.
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Er...............maybe I'm a bit off topic ops: (<<<<<<<<< it's still back, goody).
Sorry! :twisted:

Quote by 3someinpreston
Is the bedtime story "Goldilocks" cuz thats my fave!!!

I like Little Red Riding Hood 'cos you can burrow under the duvet at the scary bits! :scared: :scared: :scared:

Quote by Dune
So if a couple swing what does the single invited to the 'marital' bedroom do?

Quote by fem_4_taboo
yup there are a few good laybys, anyhow its not the view of the layby youll be focused on :twisted: .
ohhhh how can i tempt you...... ill make you a home made pasty
oh and ill be the kinkiest dirty whore ever for you :twisted:
lol
xxfem xx

Ooooooooooooh I lurrrrve pasties. Those big Cornish ones with a crust like a crab shell and filled with meat and potatoes
There is a problem though. I like being the kinkiest dirty whore in the layby. ops: :oops: :oops:
:uhoh: I think I just heard the Kittyflap :shock: :shock: :scared: :scared: :scared:
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Quote by equi-princess
Having been dragged into the most wonderful shop in the entire universe...... namely Lush.... on Saturday....by Shireen...... i bought some bath melts and soaps..... and they smell absolutely amazing.
The perfume from the bath melt i used this morning... is still drifting around the house.... rose petals scent and the essence of lavender i think.... whatever it was.... it was heaven...lol
So what soap and stuff do you use in the bath...... ???
On normal occasions and then on special occasions....??????
equi-princess xxx
(Lush convert... lol)

I'm jealous. Shireen just drove me back from the pub the other evening! :twisted:
I want to smell nice too :lol: :lol:
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Quote by duncanlondon
What you meant to say was I love ES sex, right?

Quote by fem_4_taboo
i would love to get it :cry: its not fair, life as a single fem is a pain sometimes .
eager when you going to get down this way to make a delivery???? :twisted:
xx fem xxx

Are there any good laybys?
I'm a bit of a virgin when it comes to Cornwall ops: :oops: :oops:

Quote by postie
I thought you had your knicks nicked... blimey you must have a lot

I did. I have. I still do. ops: :oops: :oops:
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Quote by Sexysteph
HIya and Welcome to Swingingheaven
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/terminology/munch.html That should answer any questions as to what is a Munch.
Hope that helps
Steph

There yer go. :thumbup: Steph sets all the newbies on the right track bless her
Welcome BTW
Now then Steph, where can I get free beer? :lol:
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Quote by devondelight
And I like banging a few Knakcers :twisted:
DD

Oooooooooooh! I get it now DD :P

Quote by MartyCleveland
PS Postie sorry for getting you lost on the way home!!!

Didn't you just give him the postcode? :lol: :lol:

Quote by DeMoNPeBbLeS
to the girls.. :cheers: to the guys

Quote by devondelight
And I like banging a few Knakcers :twisted:
DD

Quote by notoeurope
Firstly thanks for taking the time to read.
I have a problem, my account email is my work email and I shall be leaving my job shortly to pursue a career elsewhere and subsequently will not have access to my email address. There is also the embarrassing situation this might put me in if I get any PM responses, as the people I work with are very vanilla.
My question is: Is it possible to keep the same account but change my primary email response address?
Any help would be great appreciated.
Thanks in advance
Paul

Just go to "Profile" at the top right of this page and change the email address in there. :wink:

Quote by PeBbLeSDeMoN
Hope youve been told,I have kittyflu! I don't know how,dont ask me,but I we share a box of tissues

Yep, I told her Pebbs.
I'm alright at the moment but expecting to be struck down any day now, probably the minute I have to go back to work after our holiday! :undecided:

Quote by PeBbLeSDeMoN
But as I'm only Kitty by proxy,wont catnip make me sick?

You could always try eagermilk instead. Kittys like it and I'm told it's very efficaceous!!
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Quote by Him'nHer
So the little green fellas back................ how did he get back in???

He'd come and gone but you've let the fecker back in again! :roll: :roll: :smackbottom:

Quote by Phire
OK, I'm a newbie and I have to admit, I couldn't see much wrong with the offer of a party at a nice place. Then I read through this thread and it all becomes clear. :idea: Now I can see why newbies, while made to feel very welcome, have to become a bit better known before being invited to munches and parties and all that.

It's for the good of all and works best that way :wink:
It doesn't take long to fit in here. You've started already! :P :P
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Quote by davej
..anyways I kinda like the pineapple avatar its makes me look friendly :smug:

I does remind me of you dave!
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