Quote by Johnno1973
Oh dear, newbie here on 11 per day, catch me if you can,
Keep eating porridge and Weetabix 'cos you'll need the energy if you're gonna keep yer post count at 11. Whore!!
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EagerSlut
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Quote by Kit
Pepper!
squirt the blighters with it and they won't be back :twisted:
Oh and while you're at it - try it on Happy Cats too
Serves you right for enticing them in the first place:lol:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Why not organise a munch for 'em then tip off all the local un-neutered Toms. That'd prove interesting if nothing else :shock: :shock:
Do I get me slap now? :rascal: :rascal:
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Hmmmm. Just logged in for the first time since this morning
What I don't understand about all this is that when someone's got a serious attack of postitis and puts up, let's say, 30 or 40 posts or more in a day, where the f**k are they? I mean you'd think you'd see them popping up all over the place in the 3 forums but you don't. :confused: :confused: :confused:
I can't think of a worse punishment than being banned from here! :shock: :shock: :shock: but I don't post anything like as much as some of you lot so how you'd suffer is almost beyond comprehension :twisted: :twisted:
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What I don't understand about all this is that when someone's got a serious attack of postitis and puts up, let's say, 30 or 40 posts or more in a day, where the f**k are they? I mean you'd think you'd see them popping up all over the place in the 3 forums but you don't. :confused: :confused: :confused:
I can't think of a worse punishment than being banned from here! :shock: :shock: :shock: but I don't post anything like as much as some of you lot so how you'd suffer is almost beyond comprehension :twisted: :twisted:
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Quote by kazswallows
does that make me a prolific poster :shock: :shock:
Kaz, I've never been able to tear my eyes away from your Camel toes for long enough to see how well you bounce! :P :P
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Today's the last day of my hols so tomorrow I'll be back to normal :shock: :shock: :cry: :cry: :cry:
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And how would you define a prolific poster? 
Would you say someone who bounces a lot of one-liners off others' posts is a prolific poster? Or to fit the definition you need to put up a lot of new threads yourself? :undecided:
It's not an earth shattering issue of course but I'm asking 'cos there are times when I feel I suffer from the verbal trots, and there are others who most certainly do :P :twisted:
I've tried asking the Pharmacist if there's a cure but they seem to know jack shit about this particular ailment and tend to back away muttering excuses about having a lot of other customers to serve.
:(
So what do you reckon you are?
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Is there a prophylactic available for prolific posters? :shock: :shock:
Would you say someone who bounces a lot of one-liners off others' posts is a prolific poster? Or to fit the definition you need to put up a lot of new threads yourself? :undecided:
It's not an earth shattering issue of course but I'm asking 'cos there are times when I feel I suffer from the verbal trots, and there are others who most certainly do :P :twisted:
I've tried asking the Pharmacist if there's a cure but they seem to know jack shit about this particular ailment and tend to back away muttering excuses about having a lot of other customers to serve.
:( So what do you reckon you are?
:wink: :whistling: :whistling:Is there a prophylactic available for prolific posters? :shock: :shock:
Sex God
Ooooooooooooh! I haven't had one of those yet. :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
All mine come from chancers or from established members who want to know what the weather's like in whatever neck of the woods I'm in at the time :(
Seriously though (as this is a serious thread) well done Ice, you've "arrived" at long last.
Watch that davej though, he's a bugger! :lol:
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All mine come from chancers or from established members who want to know what the weather's like in whatever neck of the woods I'm in at the time
:( Seriously though (as this is a serious thread) well done Ice, you've "arrived" at long last.
Watch that davej though, he's a bugger!
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Quote by fem_4_taboo
what look at photo adds, dunno????
bunch of pervs i guess lol
xx lou xxx
No I meant post a photo of someone else as their avatar.
There are exceptions I can understand like Sarge for example. I mean he wouldn't be............well..............Sarge, otherwise!
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Quote by Sgt Bilko
I have done my bit to stop the spread of Bird Flu. :shock: :shock: :shock:
I have taken the nuts out of the bird feeder in the garden and replaced them with Lemsip!!:? :? :?
Do all the birds in your garden wear uniforms and line up in rows Sarge? :shock: :shock:
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