Quote by postie
I've shagged in Victoria park in Malvern if that helps in any way. Oh, and she was blind.
She'd have to be ! Or blind drunk...
Ooooooooooooh postie!
You gotta be nice to Happy Cats :lol: :lol: :lol:
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EagerSlut
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Quote by postie
Definately lose track of time on here. Have been sitting here for about 2 hours,(after being online all afternoon) replied a couple of times on threads, sent about a dozen pm's and now it's way past the point I said to myself i would be in bed for.
By the time I get off of here i know it'll be way too late again... and then when i wake up, I'll log on for 5 minutes ( which is about the only time i ever do spend 5 mins on here) just to "check things out" before i go to work.... yet another SH addict.
That all sounds soooooooooo familiar! :shock: :shock:
I plead guilty too
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Quote by PlymstockSteve
Following on from Postie's Interesting Thread.
Now I've found this site I can't get off it.
Are you like me and end up sitting for hours on the forum or is it just me being sad?
I look at the clock and I've lost the last two hours!
I sometimes actually have to use the pc for work :shock: and I'm adamant I'll ration myself and give myself just a little while on the forum. I'll just have a quick look and hey presto......time to go to bed again!
Damn these interesting people and their lovely insights!
Help,I think I'm an SH junkie!
It does sound serious indeed. :shock: :shock: :shock:
Can't really comment as I'm only here for about half an hour a day. Sorry
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Quote by postie
if anyone wants to get in touch, just tell them to google your name, and it'd bring them right here...
The trouble with that is that since I dropped the 9 off the end of Eagerslut9 the Google pages for EagerSlut throw up an imposter or two :shock: :shock: :shock:
Still, I can prove my credentials!
ops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :twisted:
Sex God
Some of you will know already that Postie bought me something special as a gift. He was going to give it to me at the NE Munch last weekend but Kitty and I couldn't go, unfortunately, so he posted it to me and I received it today :bounce: :bounce:
Well, I'd done my best to find out what it was, in advance of receiving it, but none of you who were in the know would tell me :smackbottom: and it's been driving me nuts wracking my brains 
I'd concluded that it was a special thong or g-string but I was wrong! :grin:
What he's done, in fact, is to have iron-on name tapes done. They say "EagerSlut" in nice blue writing. :happy: :happy: :happy:
Now my question to you is this: what shall I put them on?
My first thought was to put them on my knicks, then I thought about my T shirts (or both?)
and then there's the question as to whether I should put them inside the waist band of my knicks or visible on the front of my nice comfy white cotton everyday ones, or on the inside of the neck of my T shirts or over my left tit on the outside? :confused: :confused:
I can't make up my mind :undecided: :undecided: and it's driving me crazy! :shock: :shock:
Can I have your suggestions please? ops: :oops: :oops:
And Postie :cheers:
:wink:
Well, I'd done my best to find out what it was, in advance of receiving it, but none of you who were in the know would tell me
:smackbottom: and it's been driving me nuts wracking my brains I'd concluded that it was a special thong or g-string but I was wrong! :grin: What he's done, in fact, is to have iron-on name tapes done. They say "EagerSlut" in nice blue writing. :happy: :happy: :happy:
Now my question to you is this: what shall I put them on?
My first thought was to put them on my knicks, then I thought about my T shirts (or both?)
and then there's the question as to whether I should put them inside the waist band of my knicks or visible on the front of my nice comfy white cotton everyday ones, or on the inside of the neck of my T shirts or over my left tit on the outside? :confused: :confused:
I can't make up my mind :undecided: :undecided: and it's driving me crazy! :shock: :shock:
Can I have your suggestions please?
ops: :oops: :oops: And Postie :cheers:
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Quote by naughtynymphos1
fact - lesbian sex is the safest sex going
Sorry but I have to disagree with you.
That's a fallacy if ever there was one.
not according to my m8 at the GU clinic
Well, I don't know about yer mate and what he might know, but according to the NOTW and other gutter rags, swinging is a scurrilous activity that needs stamping out for the moral good of the Nation else we're all doomed to eternal damnation :shock: :shock:
Sells papers though! :huh:
I just think that blood + infected bodily fluids = potential trouble
Why should girl on girl be any different?
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Quote by McCloggie
Find a friend with a dog and let it run round you garden and leave its smells over the place.
Simple really!
McC
So THAT'S what dogging's all about :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
I just knew I was going wrong somewhere
ops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :rascal:
Sex God
Try putting notices up in big cock-off letters with a black skull and crossbones on a crimson background (all in flashing neon lights of course) and see if they get the message?
Just (another) idea! ops::oops::oops:
So glad Kitty hasn't seen this................yet :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Just (another) idea!
ops::oops::oops:So glad Kitty hasn't seen this................yet :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
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Quote by Sexysteph
hi all just wanted to sat hello and hope we can find and have as much fun as you guys all seem to. seems a cool place to hang out and yes i have read the stickies. im a good girl, well sometimes!!!!! hope your all enjoying yourselves as much as we hope to.
Oooooooooooooooh! :P
Come on in and join the fun
:rascal: :rascal:
ES You Tart :wink:
Ignore him landdee - he aint had his massage yet
Down Boy..... :rascal:Grab a few drinks and get posting
Have fun cos there's now NO escape
Steph
:lol: :lol:He hee! Beat yer to it Steph :kiss: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
There's no escape for you now landdee! :twisted: :twisted:
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Quote by landdee
hi all just wanted to sat hello and hope we can find and have as much fun as you guys all seem to. seems a cool place to hang out and yes i have read the stickies. im a good girl, well sometimes!!!!! hope your all enjoying yourselves as much as we hope to.
Oooooooooooooooh! :P
Come on in and join the fun
:rascal: :rascal:
Sex God
Quote by Him'nHer
It still does if you point yer pointy thing at the bar!
Well I'll be blowed............ never knew that......... ty ES, and thats another Silver Service dinner H owes you :wink:
He hee, that's us sorted then :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: but Frecks has got a problem it seems
Frecks, point the pointy thing at the bar hunni. It says you're in the lap of the Gods! :wink:
Sex God
Quote by Him'nHer
can those members who have been here longer remember when there used to be a little statemnet that would be under your post bar?
xx fem xxx lou xx
Well being a newbie, I just had to go and have a look, and I found it here......
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/2404.html
Ummm....... It makes me "A slave to my art"
M
It still does if you point yer pointy thing at the bar!
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Quote by fem_4_taboo
can those members who have been here longer remember when there used to be a little statemnet that would be under your post bar?
xx fem xxx lou xx
Yep and there was a certain amount of debate about it but the Big Black Dalek punched some buttons and it went away! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
I found it a quick and easy reference :P
Much more convoluted now :undecided:
