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EagerSlut
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Male, 69
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Ok ok Form an orderly queue. Let's have some order here lol
Hang on wasn't that Hill Street Blues? :confused:
Yep! I remember now biggrin :D
Um..............would someone like to volunteer to post the list of those attending and keep it updated? You'll be the official collater! Eeeeeeek :P
I' can see I'm going to be a bit busy sorting out the parking arrangements. There will be a big Pan Galactic layby somewhere in a nearby galaxy though and a complimentary shuttle service to take you to the restaurant. :thumbup:
You needn't worry about the shuttle back though :P
Volunteer needed please :grin:
:rascal: :rascal: :rascal:
Will be held on This will be the last munch ever. :shock: :shock: :shock:
The venue will be Milliways.
If you'd like to attend you'll need to be known a bit here in the forum so's I know you're an established member. Don't worry though, you've got plenty of time yet. :twisted:
I'm confident there'll be a good turnout and the evening will go with a bang! :bounce: :bounce:
The usual crowd are all invited of course smile
Newbies (and that means anyone who joins the site after October 13th 8750) can ask for an invite but will be disappointed, so sorry but don't ask. :huh:
Details on how to get there will follow nearer to the time. wink :wink:
Can this be made a Sticky please? :grin: :grin:

Oh! Not sure if this should be in LMU or anywhere for that matter dunno
Quote by Debbiewebs
so yes i use my 2 cards for small purchases!

Why don't they get nicked too Debs? dunno
Do you keep the cash or the cards down yer knickers? :grin: :grin:
innocent :whistling:
:uhoh:
Quote by dambuster
So . . . . . . . . . . . .
Have I read this right . . . . . . . . . . . . . ?
You actively tip your load, behind a pallet, on the back of the truck ? ? ? ? ? ?
Would that be the definitive definition of "hand ball" dunno

No, you bugger! smackbottom :smackbottom:
I realised when composing this that there was quite a lot of unintentional innuendo in what I'd said.
I can't work out now whether the innuendo is apparent to the trucking fraternity or the peeps who don't understand the terminology?
Now I'm getting really confused :confused: :confused:

Glossary for non truckers: "Tipping your load" = unloading what you're transporting NOT ejaculating!
"Handballing" = unloading what you're transporting by hand, NOT by mechanical means.
Oh WTF! I'm digging more of a hole by the minute here :shock: redface bolt
Quote by seagull69
How could I download porn without a credit card lol

Well, if it's porn you want you only have to ask redface surprisedops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
I don't charge either wink :wink:
:grin: :grin: :twisted:
Quote by davej
cash wont be the payment of choice in the future.

Then I'm gonna starve :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
I think it was Tesco's who announced recently that cash won't be accepted in some of their stores.
How f*****g arrogant is that? mad :x
What other dictats will they start issuing when they control everything? dunno
I suppose there's someone out there who will think "well money's so unhygienic, and it makes your hands dirty and carries germs" :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Howard Hughes would've seen it like that and look where it got him?
No thanks!
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Slightly off topic I know, but when I'm in the queue in a shop or garage I get so pissed off with everyone paying for everything from a single choccie bar through to fuel plus whatever else by using a credit card. :huh:
It takes soooooooooo bloody long. mad :x I only use cash. Much quicker! :thumbup:
Not quite the CC tarts you had in mind I know, cheeky smile Sorry for the rant redface surprisedops: :oops: I guess I am in a small minority on this one dunno
I don't get this problem. I think it's down to the fact that I'm usually all over the cafe like a rash so people feel they know me even if they don't.
I usually seek to reassure anyone who sounds sensible by telling them that there are plenty of people here who can verify me if neccessary.
All of which, I think, goes to prove that getting yourself known through the forum, in the first instance,is the best thing you could do if you want to get the most out of the site and what it and it's members have to offer.
:grin: :grin:
Quote by 3someinpreston
Simple answer is - they are two large things in a position that were not naturally created to be constrained within pants.
Whilst women don't have two large things there!
It's just a case of things getting a bit "awkward" at times!

This is true up to a point as I remember from the days when I used to wear boxers.
The only reason you might catch me ..........er.............rearranging my crown jewels is because womens' thongs and g-strings were not designed to keep male tackle in place and therefore I do tend to fall out of some of my undies after a while redface surprisedops: :oops:
Hope this sheds some light on one possible reason wink :wink:
I have to add though that I find it rather gross behaviour when a man scratches or fiddles about with himself in plain view of anyone and everyone :shock: :shock: :shock: so if I need to rearrange myself, or if I get a tickle, I do it surreptitiously or wait until I'm on my own somewhere.
Sometimes, when I'm tipping my load and being a bit active, and if I'm wearing summat I tend to fall out of, I'll nip behind a pallet in the back of my truck, drop my trousers and hitch up my knicks. Haven't been caught out yet! :P :twisted: :twisted:
:rascal: :rascal:
Quote by duncanlondon
now Mrs Ching in Macua has to produce 50,00 gussets in the shade of Saumon Mort for the choice of western cutomers.

Would she iron my name tapes into me knicks for me do you think? :idea: :idea:
Can you ask her? dunno
:twisted: :twisted:
Quote by HornyRed
Eager will you piss off now mad
Hornyred serious sad

I've been reinstated. Sarah told me. Ya boo
Oooooooooooh sorry redface surprisedops: :oops:
Did it again didn't I? :shock: :shock:
:twisted: :twisted:
:rascal:
Quote by Mal
Just to keep you on your toes - ALL the male Mods are ex-Forces lol !
Mal
wink

Nice try Mal but "ex" just isn't doing it for HR tonight. I'm ex RN and ex Firefighter and that's just not pressing the buttons! :huh:
Fancy a beer? drinkies
Quote by HornyRed
Hornyred is just having a look around rolleyes
Eager baby sulks in here :shock:
bolt
he he he :twisted:

I'm poorly :cry: :cry: :cry:
Got Kitty flu :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Sniff sniff/cough/wheeze/sniffle
Crawls away to find some sympathy.................
Boo hoo :cry: :cry: :cry:
Quote by Sarah
Right now we are beinging to see things........................
wooooooooohooooooooooo
Where is he, which floor of SH towers can I find him

Who chuck? dunno :therethere:
I need a floor's the Sanatorium on? I've caught the Kitty flu and am feeling poorly :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
And there's a maniac running loose calling herself HornyRed :shock: :shock: :shock: but I know it's an imposter :P
:rascal: :rascal: :rascal:
Quote by the_Laird
I actually quite enjoy having my member supported
:grin:

Ooooooooooooh! Yep! So do I :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
F**k. I just joined in the hijack and it's my bloody SERIOUS thread :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Laird poke ......................... smackbottom :smackbottom:
Now bog off! :huh:
:uhoh: Are you and HornyRed trying to gang up on me? lol :lol: :lol: :twisted:
:rascal: :rascal: Er......................... bolt
Quote by HornyRed

Oooooooh! Ta kiss :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
HornyRed's in deep shit now :twisted: :twisted:
innocent :whistling:
I'm staying in bed though. Gotta be up at :shock: :shock: :shock:

Eager my good friend slut, i am, in need of several uniformed men ( serious hornyred ).
Sorry but your flirty and slutting in your white frilly panties :rascal: will not create the perfect atmosphere i want.
Now dont start sulking like a big baby, and dont let me hear you say "hornyred is in shit now". Yes i did fire you,and sent you back to Eager slut place wink
Now stop spoiling my uniform mission.
If you leave quietly wave I will send you the pics :wink:
H, red xx

:huh: :kissmyarse: flipa
:whistling: :whistling: :whistling:
I've got 2 new emails in my Bulk folder. They come from and the subject of one is "Member Support". The other is from the same email address and the subject is "Your password has been successfully updated". Both are 56k with an attatchment.
The person who's sent them must be seriously lacking in brain cells. Bulk Folder? FFS! rolleyes :roll: :roll: :roll:
Am I gonna open them? Like hell! flipa :flipa: :wanker:
Has anyone else had one of these?
innocent :whistling:
Quote by Sarah
Eagerslut
As I am in charge of hiring or firing.
I am re instating you...........
lol but you have to sort Hornyred out :lol:

Oooooooh! Ta kiss :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
HornyRed's in deep shit now :twisted: :twisted:
innocent :whistling:

I'm staying in bed though. Gotta be up at :shock: :shock: :shock:
Quote by Sarah
OMG I go out for a drink, come back and find Hornyred has fired Eagerslut :shock:

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
I've gone to bed to sulk! :huh:
sad :(
There could've been all sorts of reasons but to leave in such a manner is certainly very bad manners and doesn't say much for them does it?
Forget it. There are plenty more fish in the sea! wink :wink:
smile :)
If there's one thing I'm scared of on SH it's the Chatroom :scared: :scared: :scared:
I'd probably make even more of a tit of myself there than I already do here redface surprisedops:
Yep, clueless :undecided:
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Quote by mike_pk_waters
We have joined SH because its the first 'Adult' site we have found that is grown up, and everyone seems to be good fun.
Mike & (Tracy) biggrin

Adult?
Grown up?
Fun?
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Geddaway with yer! smackbottom
Welcome loons wave
lol :lol:
Oooooooooh! I haven't got a uniform any more (not one that shows at any rate). :cry:
I got name tapes though wink :wink: Do they count? :rascal: :rascal:
Quote by Sarah
Bluexxx and ES behave, he needs this............... lol
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/main/help.html#forum-5

Sorry redface surprisedops: :oops: :oops: I can't help it.
Blue oughta know better though smackbottom :smackbottom:
:rascal: :rascal:
Quote by youngmaster
could you tell me how to change my picture <<<<<<<<< confused

You haven't got a picture at the moment silly! rolleyes :roll:
lol :lol: :lol:
I've just got in from work and have taken a look at your votes. Thanks everyone who's voted so far and commented on the thread kiss
I haven't decided which way I'll go on this yet dunno but I'll probably put a label over my tit on a couple of T shirts for starters and on the front of a couple of white cotton thongs redface surprisedops: :oops: :oops:
Of course I ought to put a label in all my knicks then if any go missing again in the future I'll have fun searching all you girls to see if you've got 'em! :grin: :grin:
As I see it, if any of you make a point of approaching truckers asking to see their keks you're likely to end up with a shiny new black eye :shock: :shock: :shock: (unless you're a girl in which case you may get an invite into their cab :P :twisted: We're mostly pervs you know) wink
Keep the votes coming in and once the thread dies a natural I'll make some decisions about it.
Now where's the iron?
:rascal: :rascal: :rascal:
Oh and PS, if anyone does find me there's a prize! lol :lol: :lol:
Well at the moment I'm quite partial to white thongs and pink g-strings (on myself). I quite like it if there's a little bow on the front of the waistband of a thong. redface surprisedops:
On girls I don't really mind. It's more the cut/style that I notice. wink
The material's important too, cotton being best for everyday wear.
I bought a wicked little number in Meadowhall the weekend before last. Great material, shiny and silky to the touch with a nice swirly pattern in blue, turquoise and green and tapes on either side. Trouble was they were way too small for me so I ended up giving them to neilnolongerinleeds :shock: :shock: :shock:
:rascal: :rascal:
Quote by markz
don't trust anyone who says "trust me" biggrin
and be suspicious of anyone claiming to be a fireman :D

I'm completely trustworthy and am a genuine ex-firefighter.
It's true.
Now, don't you feel reassured? dunno
smile :)
PS I've been verified. It didn't hurt I promise :grin:
I think he may have tried one of the suggestions that have been tendered dunno
The thing is, he hasn't been back so maybe he got his wish? :shock: :shock: :shock:
Eeeeeeeeeeek! Cream everywhere!! Bukkake eat yer heart out :bounce: :bounce:
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