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13 Oct 2005

Ok ok Form an orderly queue. Let's have some order here lol

lol

Hang on wasn't that Hill Street Blues? :confused:
Yep! I remember now biggrin

biggrin

:D
Um..............would someone like to volunteer to post the list of those attending and keep it updated? You'll be the official collater! Eeeeeeek :P
I' can see I'm going to be a bit busy sorting out the parking arrangements. There will be a big Pan Galactic layby somewhere in a nearby galaxy though and a complimentary shuttle service to take you to the restaurant. :thumbup:
You needn't worry about the shuttle back though :P
Volunteer needed please :grin:
:rascal: :rascal: :rascal:

13 Oct 2005

Will be held on This will be the last munch ever. :shock: :shock: :shock:
The venue will be Milliways.
If you'd like to attend you'll need to be known a bit here in the forum so's I know you're an established member. Don't worry though, you've got plenty of time yet. :twisted:
I'm confident there'll be a good turnout and the evening will go with a bang! :bounce: :bounce:
The usual crowd are all invited of course smile

smile

Newbies (and that means anyone who joins the site after October 13th 8750) can ask for an invite but will be disappointed, so sorry but don't ask. :huh:
Details on how to get there will follow nearer to the time. wink

wink

:wink:
Can this be made a Sticky please? :grin: :grin:
Oh! Not sure if this should be in LMU or anywhere for that matter dunno

dunno

13 Oct 2005

Quote by Debbiewebs
so yes i use my 2 cards for small purchases!

Why don't they get nicked too Debs? dunno

dunno

Do you keep the cash or the cards down yer knickers? :grin: :grin:
innocent

innocent

:whistling:
:uhoh:

13 Oct 2005

Quote by dambuster
So . . . . . . . . . . . .
Have I read this right . . . . . . . . . . . . . ?
You actively tip your load, behind a pallet, on the back of the truck ? ? ? ? ? ?
Would that be the definitive definition of "hand ball"

No, you bugger!

smackbottom

:smackbottom:
I realised when composing this that there was quite a lot of unintentional innuendo in what I'd said.
I can't work out now whether the innuendo is apparent to the trucking fraternity or the peeps who don't understand the terminology?
Now I'm getting really confused :confused: :confused:
Glossary for non truckers: "Tipping your load" = unloading what you're transporting NOT ejaculating!
"Handballing" = unloading what you're transporting by hand, NOT by mechanical means.
Oh WTF! I'm digging more of a hole by the minute here :shock: redface

redface

bolt

13 Oct 2005

Quote by seagull69
How could I download porn without a credit card

Well, if it's porn you want you only have to ask redface

redface

surprised

ops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
I don't charge either wink

wink

:wink:
:grin: :grin: :twisted:

13 Oct 2005

Quote by davej
cash wont be the payment of choice in the future.

Then I'm gonna starve :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
I think it was Tesco's who announced recently that cash won't be accepted in some of their stores.
How f*****g arrogant is that? mad

mad

:x
What other dictats will they start issuing when they control everything? dunno

dunno

I suppose there's someone out there who will think "well money's so unhygienic, and it makes your hands dirty and carries germs" :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Howard Hughes would've seen it like that and look where it got him?
No thanks!
bolt

bolt

13 Oct 2005

Slightly off topic I know, but when I'm in the queue in a shop or garage I get so pissed off with everyone paying for everything from a single choccie bar through to fuel plus whatever else by using a credit card. :huh:
It takes soooooooooo bloody long. mad

mad

:x I only use cash. Much quicker! :thumbup:
Not quite the CC tarts you had in mind I know, cheeky smile

smile

Sorry for the rant redface

redface

surprised

ops: :oops: I guess I am in a small minority on this one dunno

dunno

13 Oct 2005

I don't get this problem. I think it's down to the fact that I'm usually all over the cafe like a rash so people feel they know me even if they don't.
I usually seek to reassure anyone who sounds sensible by telling them that there are plenty of people here who can verify me if neccessary.
All of which, I think, goes to prove that getting yourself known through the forum, in the first instance,is the best thing you could do if you want to get the most out of the site and what it and it's members have to offer.
:grin: :grin:

13 Oct 2005

Quote by 3someinpreston
Simple answer is - they are two large things in a position that were not naturally created to be constrained within pants.
Whilst women don't have two large things there!
It's just a case of things getting a bit "awkward" at times!

This is true up to a point as I remember from the days when I used to wear boxers.
The only reason you might catch me ..........er.............rearranging my crown jewels is because womens' thongs and g-strings were not designed to keep male tackle in place and therefore I do tend to fall out of some of my undies after a while redface

redface

surprised

ops: :oops:
Hope this sheds some light on one possible reason wink

wink

:wink:
I have to add though that I find it rather gross behaviour when a man scratches or fiddles about with himself in plain view of anyone and everyone :shock: :shock: :shock: so if I need to rearrange myself, or if I get a tickle, I do it surreptitiously or wait until I'm on my own somewhere.
Sometimes, when I'm tipping my load and being a bit active, and if I'm wearing summat I tend to fall out of, I'll nip behind a pallet in the back of my truck, drop my trousers and hitch up my knicks. Haven't been caught out yet! :P :twisted: :twisted:
:rascal: :rascal:

12 Oct 2005

Quote by duncanlondon
now Mrs Ching in Macua has to produce 50,00 gussets in the shade of Saumon Mort for the choice of western cutomers.

Would she iron my name tapes into me knicks for me do you think? :idea: :idea:
Can you ask her? dunno

dunno

:twisted: :twisted:

12 Oct 2005

Quote by HornyRed
Eager will you piss off now
Hornyred serious

I've been reinstated. Sarah told me. Ya boo
Oooooooooooh sorry redface

redface

surprised

ops: :oops:
Did it again didn't I? :shock: :shock::twisted: :twisted:
:rascal:

12 Oct 2005

Quote by Mal
Just to keep you on your toes - ALL the male Mods are ex-Forces !
Mal

Nice try Mal but "ex" just isn't doing it for HR tonight. I'm ex RN and ex Firefighter and that's just not pressing the buttons! :huh:
Fancy a beer? drinkies

drinkies

12 Oct 2005

Quote by HornyRed
Hornyred is just having a look around
Eager baby sulks in here :shock:

he he he :twisted:

I'm poorly :cry: :cry: :cry:
Got Kitty flu :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Sniff sniff/cough/wheeze/sniffle
Crawls away to find some sympathy.................
Boo hoo :cry: :cry: :cry:

12 Oct 2005

Quote by Sarah
Right now we are beinging to see things........................
wooooooooohooooooooooo
Where is he, which floor of SH towers can I find him

Who chuck? dunno

dunno

:therethere:
I need a floor's the Sanatorium on? I've caught the Kitty flu and am feeling poorly :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
And there's a maniac running loose calling herself HornyRed :shock: :shock: :shock: but I know it's an imposter :P
:rascal: :rascal: :rascal:

12 Oct 2005

Quote by the_Laird
I actually quite enjoy having my member supported
:grin:

Ooooooooooooh! Yep! So do I :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
F**k. I just joined in the hijack and it's my bloody SERIOUS thread :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Laird poke

poke

.........................

smackbottom

:smackbottom:
Now bog off! :huh:
:uhoh: Are you and HornyRed trying to gang up on me? lol

lol

:lol: :lol: :twisted:
:rascal: :rascal: Er......................... bolt

bolt

12 Oct 2005

Quote by HornyRed

Oooooooh! Ta :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
HornyRed's in deep shit now :twisted: :twisted:
:whistling:
I'm staying in bed though. Gotta be up at :shock: :shock: :shock:

Eager my good friend slut, i am, in need of several uniformed men ( serious hornyred ).
Sorry but your flirty and slutting in your white frilly panties :rascal: will not create the perfect atmosphere i want.
Now dont start sulking like a big baby, and dont let me hear you say "hornyred is in shit now". Yes i did fire you,and sent you back to Eager slut place wink

wink

Now stop spoiling my uniform mission.
If you leave quietly wave

wave

I will send you the pics :wink:
H, red xx
:huh: :kissmyarse: flipa

flipa

:whistling: :whistling: :whistling:

12 Oct 2005

I've got 2 new emails in my Bulk folder. They come from and the subject of one is "Member Support". The other is from the same email address and the subject is "Your password has been successfully updated". Both are 56k with an attatchment.
The person who's sent them must be seriously lacking in brain cells. Bulk Folder? FFS! rolleyes

rolleyes

:roll: :roll: :roll:
Am I gonna open them? Like hell! flipa

flipa

:flipa: :wanker:
Has anyone else had one of these?
innocent

innocent

:whistling:

12 Oct 2005

Quote by Sarah
Eagerslut
As I am in charge of hiring or firing.
I am re instating you...........
but you have to sort Hornyred out :lol:

Oooooooh! Ta kiss

kiss

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
HornyRed's in deep shit now :twisted: :twisted:
innocent

innocent

:whistling:
I'm staying in bed though. Gotta be up at :shock: :shock: :shock:

12 Oct 2005

Quote by Sarah
OMG I go out for a drink, come back and find Hornyred has fired Eagerslut :shock:

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
I've gone to bed to sulk! :huh:
sad

sad

:(

12 Oct 2005

There could've been all sorts of reasons but to leave in such a manner is certainly very bad manners and doesn't say much for them does it?
Forget it. There are plenty more fish in the sea! wink

wink

:wink:

smile

:)

12 Oct 2005

If there's one thing I'm scared of on SH it's the Chatroom :scared: :scared: :scared:
I'd probably make even more of a tit of myself there than I already do here redface

redface

surprised

ops:
Yep, clueless :undecided:
bolt

bolt

12 Oct 2005

Quote by mike_pk_waters
We have joined SH because its the first 'Adult' site we have found that is grown up, and everyone seems to be good fun.
Mike & (Tracy)

Adult?
Grown up?
Fun?
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Geddaway with yer! smackbottom

smackbottom

Welcome loons wave

wave

lol

:lol:

12 Oct 2005

Oooooooooh! I haven't got a uniform any more (not one that shows at any rate). :cry:
I got name tapes though wink

wink

:wink: Do they count? :rascal: :rascal:

12 Oct 2005

Quote by Sarah
Bluexxx and ES behave, he needs this...............
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/main/help.html#forum-5

Sorry

redface

surprised

ops: :oops: :oops: I can't help it.
Blue oughta know better though

smackbottom

:smackbottom:
:rascal: :rascal:

12 Oct 2005

I hadn't noticed either Harry dunno

dunno

Hope you feel better soon wink

wink

:wink:

12 Oct 2005

Quote by youngmaster
could you tell me how to change my picture <<<<<<<<<

You haven't got a picture at the moment silly! rolleyes

rolleyes

:roll:

lol

:lol: :lol:

12 Oct 2005

I've just got in from work and have taken a look at your votes. Thanks everyone who's voted so far and commented on the thread kiss

kiss

I haven't decided which way I'll go on this yet dunno

dunno

but I'll probably put a label over my tit on a couple of T shirts for starters and on the front of a couple of white cotton thongs redface

redface

surprised

ops: :oops: :oops:
Of course I ought to put a label in all my knicks then if any go missing again in the future I'll have fun searching all you girls to see if you've got 'em! :grin: :grin:
As I see it, if any of you make a point of approaching truckers asking to see their keks you're likely to end up with a shiny new black eye :shock: :shock: :shock: (unless you're a girl in which case you may get an invite into their cab :P :twisted: We're mostly pervs you know) wink

wink

Keep the votes coming in and once the thread dies a natural I'll make some decisions about it.
Now where's the iron?
:rascal: :rascal: :rascal:
Oh and PS, if anyone does find me there's a prize! lol

lol

:lol: :lol:

12 Oct 2005

Well at the moment I'm quite partial to white thongs and pink g-strings (on myself). I quite like it if there's a little bow on the front of the waistband of a thong. redface

redface

surprised

ops:
On girls I don't really mind. It's more the cut/style that I notice. wink

wink

The material's important too, cotton being best for everyday wear.
I bought a wicked little number in Meadowhall the weekend before last. Great material, shiny and silky to the touch with a nice swirly pattern in blue, turquoise and green and tapes on either side. Trouble was they were way too small for me so I ended up giving them to neilnolongerinleeds :shock: :shock: :shock:
:rascal: :rascal:

11 Oct 2005

Quote by markz
don't trust anyone who says "trust me"
and be suspicious of anyone claiming to be a fireman :D

I'm completely trustworthy and am a genuine ex-firefighter.
It's true.
Now, don't you feel reassured? dunno

dunno

smile

:)
PS I've been verified. It didn't hurt I promise :grin:

11 Oct 2005

I think he may have tried one of the suggestions that have been tendered dunno

dunno

The thing is, he hasn't been back so maybe he got his wish? :shock: :shock: :shock:
Eeeeeeeeeeek! Cream everywhere!! Bukkake eat yer heart out :bounce: :bounce:
bolt

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