Quote by EnglishChris99
So far every couple I have met have done their best to put me at ease... and I have tried my best to put them at ease, and do whatever I can to make them happy.

Quote by LisaMarie
come on we've seen bums how about six packs.
lisamarie

Quote by naked-cleaner
Hey ES, no probs
bet you are spangly and glittery all over lol
do you keep extra glit in your van ?

I don't drive a van :smackbottom:
There are spangly residues to be found in certain laybys the length and breadth of the land which will show up clearly on bright and starry moonlit nights :twisted:
Now get back to yer thread
PS Why don't you ask for nominations and then add a poll? I'll vote but there are so many girls in SH Towers with gorgeous boobs and I could get in deep shit if I went public with my choice. :shock: :shock: :shock:
:whistling:

Quote by naked-cleaner
Hi ES, to you, sexy knickers may turn you on, but for me, its boobs

Well, yep I understand that and each to their own as I said, but for me the turn on is more the effect my sexy knicks have in turning others on. ops: :oops: :oops:
Mind you, I like boobs as well. If I were a girl I'd have spangly boobs too! :P :twisted:
:cheers:
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Quote by naked-cleaner
boobs are, to me, sexier than arses

Never mind NC :therethere:
Each to their own though :wink:
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Quote by little gem
I'd call EagerSlut..... "spangly" cos his new avatar shows some lovely sparkly and spangly knicks.

Oooooooooooh! ops:
Does this mean I'm in your catalogue gem? :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
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Quote by freckledbird
Not sure about the quieter areas (I live in a not-so-quiet area) but it definitely doesn't happen here!

Erm...........there's a few laybys......... :whistling: :whistling:

Quote by Tanis105
Having followed the recent spelling competition on this site I thought I would invest in a new dictionary to ensure that certain members weren’t cheating.
I fought my way into Meadowhell ( not in new dic.) and spent 30 quid on a brand new Collins Oxford Dictionary. When I got home I sat down to do the crossword and needed to check the spelling of the word gullible and its not even listed in the bloody dictionary. Money well spent Not!

Are you sure you were looking for it with the right spelling?
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Quote by 3someinpreston
Theres nothing depraved about swinging. If swinging is a "depraved" activity then so is masturbating with a rampant rabbit!

Aaaaaaaaaaaaw shit! :shock: :shock: :shock: Does this mean that SH Towers is the wrong place for me?
I like being depraved so the way I see it the media are doing me a favour! :P :twisted:
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Quote by 3someinpreston
The bi-male slapper has a point there actually!
I didn't know it existed but it'd be a good tool to get used to in the future.
Then again if ur a technophobe then anything remotely complex will scare ya - like anything to do with science terrifies me!!!
Hypothalamus... *shudder*

Quote by Scandal
When a certain soap comes on the telly I like to sing ......
Skelmersdale Farm ...... and if you'd been there you'd know why!
Actually, I just made that up! ops: :oops:

Feckinghell!! Where've you been lurking Scandal?
Oooooooooops! Sorry for the hijack :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:

Quote by tabbi
I have absolutely no idea how to make my arse small enough to use as an avatar ........ hence the 'avatart'

Quote by MikeNorth
But what is a munch?

Don't even go there! :smackbottom:
:)

Quote by 3someinpreston
How great would this be!
A Swingers Shuttle System (SSS)
A secret system of high-speed, free shuttle services which run underground that could connect swingers from all over the country!
We should petition Blair!!!!!!!!!
AND... in every town there should be an EasySwing - a budget hotel system designed for swingers with free porn in every room!
Get rid of the North/South divide - lets shag everywhere!!! :lol:

Well we're already there in a way with trucks running all over the country. :P :thumbup:
I thought you said EagerSwing for a minute ops:

Quote by Ice Pie
No worries, just nip back from one end of time to the other and have breakfast at the Big Bang Burger Bar.

Ooooooooh, yep!! :bounce: :bounce: I'd forgotten about that :shock: :shock:
Thanks Ice Problem solved :cheers:
After Munch breakfast will be at The Big Bang Burger Bar folks :P
I'm soooooooooo excited :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
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Quote by 3someinpreston
And EagerSlut becomes the 1st official contender!
BTW your "naughty pic" isn't working Eager... gutted! :cry:
XxX

I know but all you need to do is click the SH Calendar 2005 link in the left margin of this page and you'll find me lurking in there too! ops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
Sorry I can't help it :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

Quote by Him'nHer
Better make that a 2p deposit, we're doing the silver service meal, and we'll have put our prices up by then :grin:

Yep! Quality it is too, I can vouch for that :wink:
Will you do a layby BBQ breakfast for me after? :cheers:
Just remembered there won't be an after will there? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
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Quote by davej

Is there any drink?

There will be complimentary eagermilk but it's not compulsory! :shock: :shock:
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