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EagerSlut
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Male, 69
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Quote by makingcocoa
Wish I'd thought to come and look for you all here earlier! I've been having withdrawal symptoms all day! But then I got to counteract them with a double lot of Lost, so it wasn't all bad. biggrin
See you all tomorrow, in here or, y'know, wherever...
Cocoa x

Know the feeling hunni :therethere:kiss
wink
Quote by Phire
Although not really a New Years Resolution, I've cut back on the booze. One pint of Guiness yesterday (which is virtually food anyway) and no alcohol at all today!!!!
Anyone who knows me well will realise that this is quite an achievement!
Anyone else gone into toxic shock after the festive period?

Not since last night! :shock: :shock: :shock:
:rascal: bolt
Quote by Devon1
I'm getting all emotional.
Its a bit like old times drinkies

I'll drink to that but there's a very nice club up the road too, as you know wink
Have the doors reopened yet? :twisted:
Quote by berksbex
8 pages in 4 hours! :shock:
lol
hiya :cheers:

Ooooooooh! Hello bex passionkiss
Quote by mihangel69
Sorry folks. Popped out for some air and being new to the area, I got a bit lost. Hope I haven't missed anything...........................er. I have haven't I!
:fuckinghell:

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
It's a meeting of lost souls. Sort of Twilight Zone thingy!! wink
:rascal: bolt
Oooooooooh! I'm in love with the bar staff tonight! :giggle: :giggle:
Fee and Minx this is for you passionkiss :rose:
I'll have...........er...............erm.............. :idea: ............... wink :censored:
:rascal:
FFS!!
What does one have to do to get served around here? dunno :shock: :shock: :shock:
:huh:
rolleyes :roll: :roll:
Quote by Devon1
Ooooooooooh! Lots of friendly faces in here biggrin :D :D
Room for one more whilst we're waiting? wink
I'm overnighting in Newcastle on Tyne near the racecourse if anyone fancies popping over for a Tennents Super and a chat :D :D
ES :rascal: :rascal:

Isnt Fluffer up that way confused:
Oooooooooooh! :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
dunno
I said a drink and a chat! :shock: :shock:
Ooooooooooh! Lots of friendly faces in here biggrin :D :D
Room for one more whilst we're waiting? wink
I'm overnighting in Newcastle on Tyne near the racecourse if anyone fancies popping over for a Tennents Super and a chat :D :D
ES :rascal: :rascal:
My feet travel all over the place! :shock: :shock: :shock:
:twisted: :twisted:
Some good points there Steph :thumbup:
Many of the regulars spend more time elsewhere as this is now becoming (or appears to be becoming) just another quick shag site. It's therefore very easy to miss a post when you no longer spend much time here and so appear to be ignoring someone. Anyway some people just aren't interested in post counts.
If someone wants to whinge, go ahead but expect to take flak for it!!
innocent
That sheep was the first thing I saw when I stuck my head round our door this morning and looked down the corridor! :eeek: :eeek: :eeek:
Panda sex? :shock: :shock: :shock:
It sounds a beastly experience! :undecided: :undecided:
:rascal: bolt
Some of us aren't complaining...................
we've been munching! :bounce: :bounce: biggrin :D :D :D
Quote by Darkfire
Ooooo NN :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: I forgot all about the genuine UES cock ring!!!
pm me when the listing's up, i'm placing a sniper bid! :smug:
:haha:
Eager & Kitty it was lovely lovely lovely to see you two again kiss

:shock: :shock: :shock: I'll deal with you two next time we meet! smackbottom We have some unfinished business to conduct! wink :wink: :rascal: :rascal:
innocent :whistling: :whistling:
Um........I don't know where to start! I've been timed out several times whilst trying to compose this redface surprisedops: my thank you, for what was a fantastic night :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
So, before it happens again let me thank Pebbles and Demon for making it all possible, Roger and Marms for ferrying us there and back to the hotel, Kaz and Ice for the badges and anyone else who was involved in any way in the organisation kiss
I'm going to post again as I gradually recover and start to remember particular things and certain people so please bear with me if I pop up here again from time to time.
You're all lovely! hump :hump:
ES xx

Ooooooh! And does anyone know if we converted any of the bar staff? :P :twisted: :twisted:
I always feel tarty and come out to play about this time!? redface surprisedops: :oops:
Um.................someone knocking at the door? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Shireen hunni. Steve is NO excuse! wink :twisted:
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Quote by Jags
I would get these pieces of software
Spyware doctor you need to get this off teh american spyware doctor site as you will have to pay for any other version.
Spybot, ad-aware and ms antispyware...all these can be
Hope you get rid of the pests

Or how about using the Advice section to your left and reading
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/advice/online-security.html
rolleyes
In a nutshell! lol :lol:
Eeeeeeek! Jags.:scared: :scared: :scared:
bolt
Quote by Sgt Bilko
OK NC. I will certify you as Howling but you need to study for your Barking exam!! :shock: :shock: :shock: wink

Does it HAVE to be in Barking, can I not take the exam more loacally ???
You can take an oral instead! innocent :whistling:

Nice one IC - First time I've every seen UES stuck for words :giggle:/quote]
I might've been stuck but it wouldn't have been for words! rolleyes :roll: :roll:
wink :wink:
Quote by Insertcredit
Yeah, sorry Darkfire, I stole the IC thing biggrin
This thread has become more comedic than I intended. It's not a bad thing, it's funny :D
But yes, I've already been introduced via a hello thread. So why didn't you post in it, HMM EAGER? silly
IC

Um.........I've been.........errm..............otherwise engaged let's just say! redface surprisedops: :oops:
:rascal: :rascal: bolt

What's HMM? dunno
Quote by simonchad1
This is news to me, can you tell where i can read these rules caus i don't use the forum muchjavascript:emoticon('redface')
Embarassed and have no idea what i'm doin, is postin a reply countin or do i have to start a new topic? please help!!!

Oi! :shock: :shock: :shock: That looks like my g string you're wearing in your avatar! smackbottom :smackbottom:
:huh: :huh:
Quote by naked-cleaner
Well maybe you should be granted the contract, then you could be certified as the SH Towers Official Cleaner biggrin

Sorry - Dave beat him to it!! confused :? :? :? :? :? wink
ooh for fool sake sarge Dave cleans with a pineapple in front of his Willie! rotflmao
But naked -cleaner does not having anything to hide his! :twisted: :rotflmao:
NAKED! :bounce: NAKED :bounce:
Yeah and he leaves smear marks on the glass as a result so I'm told! :shock: :shock: :shock: :twisted: :twisted:
innocent :rascal: :rascal:

Oooooooh its a lie
I am meticulous (whatever that means)
ES ....... you should know better
Your sources are misinformed, I have the highest of standards
Yep! And I'm always up for a shag but doesn't mean I get it ALL the time! redface surprisedops: :oops: Sniff, sniff :cry:
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
He's already been introduced to me, Steph and Darkfire wink
You go IC (tm Darkfire)- have fun and good luck :thumbup:

God help him then hunni! lol :lol: :lol:
kiss :wink: :wink:
Quote by debbiewebs
Well maybe you should be granted the contract, then you could be certified as the SH Towers Official Cleaner biggrin

Sorry - Dave beat him to it!! confused :? :? :? :? :? wink
ooh for fool sake sarge Dave cleans with a pineapple in front of his Willie! rotflmao
But naked -cleaner does not having anything to hide his! :twisted: :rotflmao:
NAKED! :bounce: NAKED :bounce:
Yeah and he leaves smear marks on the glass as a result so I'm told! :shock: :shock: :shock: :twisted: :twisted:
innocent :rascal: :rascal:
Good luck! :thumbup:
SexySteph will be on your case in a bit and then you'll soon feel comfortable! wink :wink:
Trust me!! :twisted: innocent
Quote by blueblood1
In a dead end job, can't afford a webcam, sitting on a PC i made myself had i been a dog i would have put down by now, go no mates live alone throw snowballs at the moon and my mother must have been a weightlifter to raise a dumbell like me
If any girls feel sorry for me PM me wink

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaawh :therethere: I feel sorry for you but I'm not a girl so I can't PM you! :cry:
:twisted: :twisted:
S. Yorks munch this weekend coming :bounce: :bounce:
Going to be lots of friends there wink :wink:
:rascal: :rascal:
Quote by steph
Why not start the new year with a bang? I'm available for quickies or longer sessions today (no I don't have a headache!) wink

Sorry got to do it
<ring> <ring> " Is that trading standards?, well can you do sommut about this guy on the internet? He's misrepresenting himself - No fecking way is he a Horny LittleBi Male Tart in West Sussex - ...... errrrrrrrrr can we do him for it????? can we ? awwwww go on...
His naughty pic tells the truth :wink: "
Happy New Year yer Tart - start as you mean to go on and a Happy New Year to the very gorgeous sexy Kitty XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
Steph :wink: passionkiss
Eeeeeeeeek! :shock: :shock: Rumbled!! :scared: :scared:
So when do I get my massage Steph hunni?
innocent :rascal: