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EagerSlut
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Male, 69
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Don't panic!!
Dig around the pipe to expose it. Then flatten the bugger with a hammer GENTLY. Support it with a piece of wood under it where you flatten it though. Oh and hold a piece of wood against it and hit the wood with the hammer.
No time for colour and font sizes. Darkfire's panicking! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Dig around the pipe to expose it. Then flatten the bugger with a hammer GENTLY. Support it with a piece of wood under it where you flatten it though. Oh and hold a piece of wood against it and hit the wood with the hammer.
No time for colour and font sizes. Darkfire's panicking! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
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Quote by erospartnership
Its not really a material, but I love the feel of long hair on my chest and when its mixed with the gentel rocking pressure of hanging boobs as a chick shags me........ooolala, this is my taste of heaven.
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Lead's soft hunni so if you flatten the pipe by gentle tapping it'll reduce it to a trickle. Then stuff some chewing gum in the bit's where it's leaking.
Alternatively stuff a wooden bung (bit of broom handle or something of the right diameter) up the pipe.
Problem solved! :grin: :grin:
Good luck!
PS Bring your house to Sussex and I'll fix it for you now :thumbup:
Alternatively stuff a wooden bung (bit of broom handle or something of the right diameter) up the pipe.
Problem solved! :grin: :grin:
Good luck!
PS Bring your house to Sussex and I'll fix it for you now :thumbup:
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Ok, I thought we should have a place of our own where we can talk shop, swop gossip etc., etc,. :cheers:
There's always a warm welcome for any mates (M & F) to drop by for a cuppa and ....er....bacon sarnie.
Course if you come after dark then the menu's somewhat spicier! :censored: :twisted:
I've...........erm..............notched up two wing mirrors in the last week's work :shock: :shock: Both of 'em were on 35cwt pickups. I was manoeuvering around them. The first one was a nearside one and my latest was an offside score. Ripped both buggers right off at the roots :grin: :grin:
I'm driving a 6 wheeler at the moment with a big overhang beyond the trailing axle so.....erm........I'm still getting used to the way the arse end kicks out
ops: :oops:
Over to you Dammie, Dargento et al.
:whistling:
There's always a warm welcome for any mates (M & F) to drop by for a cuppa and ....er....bacon sarnie.
Course if you come after dark then the menu's somewhat spicier! :censored: :twisted:
I've...........erm..............notched up two wing mirrors in the last week's work :shock: :shock: Both of 'em were on 35cwt pickups. I was manoeuvering around them. The first one was a nearside one and my latest was an offside score. Ripped both buggers right off at the roots :grin: :grin:
I'm driving a 6 wheeler at the moment with a big overhang beyond the trailing axle so.....erm........I'm still getting used to the way the arse end kicks out
ops: :oops: Over to you Dammie, Dargento et al.
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Today, whilst on my travels, I've notched up 3 glimpses of thong, several nice cleavages, some very prominent nipples and a wicked camel's toes! 
hwoar:
All in all it's been a reasonably good day for perving :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
What floats your boat when you're out and about? :lol:
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hwoar: All in all it's been a reasonably good day for perving :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
What floats your boat when you're out and about?
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Quote by girlyspurHe's had 1 nomination but gets another from me..Dammie..what a totally lovely welcomed me when I started to post, has given me lots of advice, supported me through placing an ad and I always feel i can talk to him about anything :D
Right, I'm endorsing Dammie's disc with "smoothie" :huh:
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Quote by sleazy
Help..... got me some new boots off the internet, they arrived today in plenty of time for the munch on saturday but alas... one is a tad on the tight across my I want all the old wives tales, rumours and scientific evidence for which is the best way to stretch and soften leather quickly............. over to you guys
Erm.........you could try inserting a rampant rabbit into each boot, switching on and leaving until the batteries run out!
:giggle: :giggle:
Waste her rabbit batteries on my boots ?? are you trying to get my nuts roasted by any chance ?
NN'll never know. You can give her some brand new ones and see if she notices the difference?
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Quote by sleazy
Help..... got me some new boots off the internet, they arrived today in plenty of time for the munch on saturday but alas... one is a tad on the tight across my I want all the old wives tales, rumours and scientific evidence for which is the best way to stretch and soften leather quickly............. over to you guys
Erm.........you could try inserting a rampant rabbit into each boot, switching on and leaving until the batteries run out!
:giggle: :giggle:
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Quote by HornyRed
I found Postie's Christmas present!
FB dont feel underpressure to pick the deflowering tool, you must take your time when choosing the right dildo, you should accept any offers from people, maybe other opinions will help you on the right dido for you & postie.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:For postie? How about a franking machine? :lol: :lol: :lol: :twisted:
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Quote by wolfieno9
I am recent to this site and on the whole I find it facinating. However you do seem to have to weed through loads of tosh and false promises. I think most of the people that write on toilet doors are on here? It is so refreshing when people actually take the common decency and reply even if they are already fixed do you think?
I think you need to hang around here in the cafe and get the feel of the place.
If you do that you'll soon see that this is the tip of a very large iceberg and many many people here have met and know each other well.
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Noooooooooooo not that kind! 
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I mean materials you can wear next to the skin. :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
What materials turn you on and make you feel sexy? :rascal: Absolute discretion is assured
I like the feel and comfort of white cotton so usually wear a white cotton thong when I'm working (5 pack courtesy of M & S). ops:
Um......stretchy nylon is nice, for example a g-string for tarting in, but not good for everyday wear. Sheer stockings are bliss.
Silk is unquestionable luxury of course. :smitten:
Velvet is for Little Lord Fauntleroys (well he wore velvet shorts I think) :shock: :shock:
Clingfilm is fun for short periods.
Latex/rubber, leather, err.................. :censored: :whistling:
Hair (as in hair shirts and sackcloth and ashes) is for Masochists :shock: :shock:
Um.............someone take over? Pleeeeeeease
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:roll: :roll: I mean materials you can wear next to the skin. :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
What materials turn you on and make you feel sexy? :rascal: Absolute discretion is assured
I like the feel and comfort of white cotton so usually wear a white cotton thong when I'm working (5 pack courtesy of M & S).
ops: Um......stretchy nylon is nice, for example a g-string for tarting in, but not good for everyday wear. Sheer stockings are bliss.
Silk is unquestionable luxury of course. :smitten:
Velvet is for Little Lord Fauntleroys (well he wore velvet shorts I think) :shock: :shock:
Clingfilm is fun for short periods.
Latex/rubber, leather, err.................. :censored: :whistling:
Hair (as in hair shirts and sackcloth and ashes) is for Masochists :shock: :shock:
Um.............someone take over? Pleeeeeeease
:oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
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Some have been named and some haven't.
I find it so hard to single anyone out. You're all great in my book.
SexySteph immediately springs to mind for always being there to pounce on the newbies with a warm welcome She's got warm hands too! :wink:
Sarah, yep. What's been said.
Erm...........everyone who organises munches and other activities, the agony aunts, peeps who go out of their way to help fellow members, posters who make me laugh and so lighten up my day.
In short, we're all bloody wonderful, aren't we? :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
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I find it so hard to single anyone out. You're all great in my book.
SexySteph immediately springs to mind for always being there to pounce on the newbies with a warm welcome
She's got warm hands too! :wink: Sarah, yep. What's been said.
Erm...........everyone who organises munches and other activities, the agony aunts, peeps who go out of their way to help fellow members, posters who make me laugh and so lighten up my day.
In short, we're all bloody wonderful, aren't we? :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
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If the Government we've got is as good at these kind of activities as they are at everything else they touch with their dead hand, I shouldn't worry too much, because they've demonstrated time after time they're incapable of organising a piss up in a brewery, so it's probably not so very different if it is involved in the type of things alleged.
Anyway, think of the massive compensation they'll be falling over backwards to hand out in due course to anyone who may have been the object of such treatment at their hands (assuming they survive the experience).
I'm more concerned about whether I'll ever be able to retire before I die. It doesn't look like it at the moment.
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Anyway, think of the massive compensation they'll be falling over backwards to hand out in due course to anyone who may have been the object of such treatment at their hands (assuming they survive the experience).
I'm more concerned about whether I'll ever be able to retire before I die. It doesn't look like it at the moment.
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