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Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Male, 69
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Quote by Darkfire

- the back view...... lol

that's as close as I could get rolleyes

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Quote by neilinleeds
yup t-j, i'd say a rogue dialler has hijacked IE, so it's popping windows up even though you're using Firefox? deffo a job for spybot or MS AntiSpyware i'd say. firefox should be blocking this stuff as a matter of course anyways, but anyone still using IE ((( *spits* ))) in your house? lol
don't be too hard on the poor lad. could just be a dodgy MP3. as for Jon though . . . rolleyes nuff said! ;)
neil x x x ;)

Oooooooooh! Neil.
Where you been the last few weeks? Has Gem just untied yer? wink :wink:
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Oooooooops Sorry TJ for the hijack! redface surprisedops: :oops: :oops:
Erm.........just dropped by to make sure you're all enjoying yourselves in here :rascal: bolt
I've met Darkfire once at a S. Yorks mini munch/social and can confirm that he's a she! Bless her kiss
I get occasional PMs from blokes too asking if I'm M or F! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: rolleyes :roll: :roll: :roll: banghead
Maybe it's not clear enough in my signature :huh: or they're exceptionally dim! dunno :undecided:
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Quote by mikedr
Bet you didn't know I could write in Spanish - Si

No hay esperanza!
Translation: There is no hope!
lol :lol: :lol:
Whingeing!
After living abroad for nearly a decade there are many things I noticed about Britain on my return and whingeing stands out from everything else.
I'd also say dressing badly and generally looking scruffy seems to be a national characteristic.
innocent :whistling:
A little bird tells me there's a European Union Directive coming out about this any day now.
The loonies who seem to have taken it on themselves to interfere in every facet of our lives have decreed that more than 5.2 people consenting to group sex constitiute an official orgy.
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Quote by cheekychimp
I don't suffer from ear hair (yet), although, from time to time I do suffer from Nose hair....and, boy is it painful to get rid of..!!
CheekyChimp..... cool

Eye watering if too big a clump is plucked out in one go. :shock: :shock: :shock:
I don't let anyone else near my nostrils. The rest is fair game though! redface surprisedops: :oops:
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I mean Here here :cheers: .........NO!...........um..........ear hair redface surprisedops: :confused:
Yep! Ear hair. That's it smile
Who's got it? innocent
How does it affect you? dunno
What do you do about it? :undecided:
Kitty rips it out like it's a weed or summat! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
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Oooooooooooooooh yeeeeeeeees there IS! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
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Quote by Mr&MrsBeds
THWAAAACKK
Mrs NWC says....FFS dargento.....im widow twanky not widow spanky :P

" Thats the way to do it" :giggle: :giggle:
Oooooooooh! There's gonna be spanking in it? :shock: :shock:
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Quote by cheekychimp
okay maybe online not such a good idea but......
how about an after panto munch for viewing and voting then.....

Now that's more like it........ wink
I would dearly love to see the other members seriously getting involved in an SH Panto, be it by region or one national performance. Yes, there are complications to be considered, least of all organisation - but if it was combined with a Munch.....surely it could be done.....?
CheekyChimp...... cool
Would it be a porno panto? Would there be...........erm....... shagging and all that?
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I mean, could I just perform and not have to say anything? redface surprisedops: :oops: :oops:
I'm not much good at learning lines :wink:
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I update all my spyware programmes everday and run a scan before I log off and the only thing they've come up with for several weeks now have been negligible risk entries.
I'm so pure I'm positively virginal! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Quote by jamesandjo
hi hun we are a couple in nottingham looking for sexy stew making sluts to join us tonight x

Oooooooooooh! :shock: :shock:
Is that a proposition? redface surprisedops: :oops: :oops:
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It's a crap theory! :huh:
Another whacky piece of lunacy from across the pond. rolleyes :roll:
Quote by bluexxx
any smooth shaven TVs or CD sluts who can get into size 10-12 sexy black undies, please PM hehehehehehehehehehe :twisted:

My size! innocent Can I claim mine now? Will I need a fitting? wink
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Quote by Mr&MrsBeds
Had an idea for your drama thing,..
We could do a big panto (which was mentioned earlier) once a year, strictly adult themed, you no like ''sinderella'' (that jim davidson done) charge people to come in (only a fiver or something) and donate all the proceeds to charity, we could like mention again earlier in the thread do a one for each area, mids, south east, north east etc etc, Just am idea
Good Luck

Who's gonna provide the audience though? dunno
Yep. I stand corrected Marms. The premium membership will be free to us for a year, and maybe forever. What we have for free at the moment will continue ad infinitum.
All sounds perfectly reasonable to me :thumbup:
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Guys wearing stockings have been around for hundreds of years. Everyone who could afford them wore 'em in Henry VIII's day for example. Fashions and clothes change, sure, but it really isn't anything new. Even Nelson and his officers wore 'em.
I've just started wearing them on occasion. I find holds-ups easier as I have difficulty doing up the clips at the back of suspenders. I like white very sheer ones with lacy tops. They make me feel so pure! lol :lol: :lol:
I do keep myself epilated and smooth though. The thought of hairy legs in stockings turns me right off too! :shock: :shock: :shock:
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Quote by debz4u
set designer .has to be eger slut .

Oooooooooh! Well everything will be sparkly and spangly in that case. There will be lots of glittery stuff.
Doesn't make an iota of difference what the panto is. That's how the sets would be.
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You pays yer money and you takes yer choice as the saying goes.
I've been promised that I won't have to pay for anything I've already got here (not for a year at least, and maybe not after that either). That assurance is good enough for me for the time being and if it does go tits up after that then I shall reconsider my options.
How many times do the Four Tops have to repeat themselves for some people to take on board what they're saying? rolleyes :roll:
innocent
I don't think you can generalise about it. There are obviously times when the woman is completely blameless, but there are also times when I think a woman should take some responsibility for her actions and behaviour which may have a bearing on what subsequently occurs.
I think it's worrying the number of times men are falsely accused of by women intent on revenge for something else. There was a programme on radio two the other morning about this. It seems there may be more than 2000 innocent men in jail who've been convicted of .
I think is a despicable crime and I wouldn't seek to make any excuses at all for men who commit . They should be locked up for a very long time.
This is a very emotive subject, particularly for women. I hope the responses on the thread will be considered ones.
It's warm in my tummy (just eaten). smile
No sign of any wind at the moment. :shock: :shock:
It was wet outside (had a bath) but I'm dry now. :)
I'm not venturing out of my cave again tonight. :cheers:
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I was brought up in the days when it was considered rude to ask a female her age so that might give you some idea. lol
Ok I'm not a female but like many women I have been known to knock a few years off the real figure! innocent :whistling:
Everyone I've met from here has always had the true figure if they've asked me, so all I will say is that if we meet at a munch or social you can ask and I'll tell you then. smile
Erm............they can tell the age of a tree by counting it's rings you know! wink :wink:
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Oh, and BTW. Nearly all my avater pics have been taken within the last couple of months (since I got a digicam). None of the others are much more than a year old. Marvellous stuff Philosan!!
Quote by naughtynymphos1
dare we ask how old? :scared:

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You can ask! lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
Thank you so much to everyone for all your lovely birthday greetings.
Warmed the cockles of my heart, you have! wink :wink:
UES biggrin :D :D :D