Can you do a Brazilian with tweezers?
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Err..........
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EagerSlut
Over 90 days ago
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Sex God
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thats really up to father es but ya could be in trouble if ya wipe your cock on the curtains on way out :shock:
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If you want someone to confess to then go to Mal (Cardinal Mal from blue's first party). I'm a total sinner and proud of it...............but........
my lips are sealed! :censored:
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If I knew the words in reply to listening to so many tales of such unadulterated sinful crap then I'd be sober as a judge. :shock: :shock:
As it is, I neither know the words, nor have any advice to offer
:dunno:
In which case I'll see what this little ringpulleytypethingyonthetopofthecan does!
Fitting tin helmet now
Err............. :grin: :grin:
As it is, I neither know the words, nor have any advice to offer
:dunno: In which case I'll see what this little ringpulleytypethingyonthetopofthecan does!
Fitting tin helmet now
Err............. :grin: :grin:
Sex God
Quote by Pete_sw
:shock: :shock: No No, you dont understand ............... it wasn'y me honest .... it was ES .... Read the small print ................... oh heck, I forgot the quotes
He hee Pete. You were the only one who noticed. :thumbup:
You won't tell though, will you? :scared: :scared:
Sex God
This is where you can come clean about all those naughty things you've done :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
I promise I won't breathe a word to a soul! :wink:
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Me? I had a full English Breakfast mid morning: sausage, fried bread, fried egg, hash browns, baked beans, multiple cups of tea.
And I've been a virgin all day!
I promise I won't breathe a word to a soul!
:wink: :whistling: Me? I had a full English Breakfast mid morning: sausage, fried bread, fried egg, hash browns, baked beans, multiple cups of tea.
And I've been a virgin all day!
Sex God
Quote by cheekychimp
You can't go wrong with pampass grass
But for a really nice garden, and a good talking point, try making one of these
Have built two myself with me Dad, and they're both easy and extremely comfortable. There are plans about but try this to start with
Oh, and it always helps to have a water feature and decking :giggle:
I like the design but....I'd have to have a few cushions knocking about too..!
Great site by the way....cheers..!
CheekyChimp....
Yep I agree! :thumbup:
If I was kneeling on it I'd need a cushion under my knees. Wood burns and algae on the back are bad enough. I don't want them on my knees too!
Um............sorry. I know this is a serious thread.
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Ok, I'm gone
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Quote by claicerrig
Hello to everyone on the site that takes the time to read this
There must be dozens registering daily like this????
My good Friend Darkfire has been hounding me for ages to get my big arse into gear and registerso here i am :D
Not sure what i will do now but i wont be lurking in the shadows thats for sure.
Hope to meet up with some of you as i go along
Cheers
Clai
Hello and welcome
Ooooooh! Darkfire gets around a bit doesn't she?
:lol: I'm sure you'll soon get to know everyone.
UES :rascal:
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Quote by Pete_sw
And the scraps of paper with phone nos on but no names!
:shock: :shock: :shock: now that was scarry :scared:
I swear to god i am sitting here looking at a yellow post-it thinking, who tf is this :shock: :shock:
Eager? you aint using that there sataliite techoithingamebob with a huge lense again are you?
:smackbottom: stop peekin over my shoulderNo but I'll drink your beer for you! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Quote by LadyFeeBee
My spider plant had decided to give me a baby. Should I be worried about this or is it normal behaviour? :undecided: :undecided: :undecided:
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What have you been doing to it ES? :huh:
Fee
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I only encouraged it to get bigger!
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Quote by Mister_Discreet
To my mind Flash has always been a bit sexless and I think the sex bit is obviously an important part of the site. Having said that I also found the lumpy 'slightly unnatural' arty original suggestion to be unsexy too.
Have to admit I agree, but I found it very difficult to do 'sexy' in under 142 pixels without being very gender specific, too graphic (!), or a going bit 'wishy-washy'. There's a lot of high impact stuff going on around the logo, so I went big and bold to shout loudest, and sacrificed the sexiness.
Do we each get a Harley if your smashing logo is adopted....er.....bought by SH?
Well done M_D
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When you're at work, lying in bed half asleep or busy doing something that prevents you from hanging around here in the Cafe, do you ever get ideas for threads? :idea: :idea:
I get shed loads sometimes
Trouble is when I get the chance to eventually drop in here I've usually forgotten what they were!
:(
I don't think I've posted about this before but I'm not sure as I can't remember :undecided: :undecided:
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Erm.............
I get shed loads sometimes
Trouble is when I get the chance to eventually drop in here I've usually forgotten what they were!
:( I don't think I've posted about this before but I'm not sure as I can't remember :undecided: :undecided:
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Sex God
I don't think the SH Pins have anything to do with a discussion about the SH logo. They're two completely separate things. The pins are private and discreet and are not available to people just because they want one.
I appreciate being given the opportunity to comment on the new design. I have to say though that I feel it's crudely drawn. The bum and the leg are just ridiculous. I'd run a mile if I met a girl THAT shape! I :shock: :shock: :shock: I don't think the colours are nearly strong enough either. Sorry.
On the plus side I quite like the composition.
UES :whistling:
I appreciate being given the opportunity to comment on the new design. I have to say though that I feel it's crudely drawn. The bum and the leg are just ridiculous. I'd run a mile if I met a girl THAT shape! I :shock: :shock: :shock:
I don't think the colours are nearly strong enough either. Sorry.On the plus side I quite like the composition.
UES
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Sex God
When power in Nation States lay with the Monarch and the Church, it was the Church that assumed the role of guardian of Morality.
Of course it made money from it whilst, in some instances, priests and nuns made whoopee together :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :grin: :grin:
The moral authority of the Church was a very powerful means of exerting control over populations. Education and scholarship rested entirely with the Church.
In many ways the Church had far more power than the Monarch and history is full of the struggles between them.
Just a few thoughts! :twisted:
Of course it made money from it whilst, in some instances, priests and nuns made whoopee together :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :grin: :grin:
The moral authority of the Church was a very powerful means of exerting control over populations. Education and scholarship rested entirely with the Church.
In many ways the Church had far more power than the Monarch and history is full of the struggles between them.
Just a few thoughts! :twisted:
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Right. Bonzo_uk I officially declare you the 30,000th member of SH so you win the voucher for a shag from another member/mod. :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
All you need to do to claim your reward is to PM someone you fancy and tell 'em that you've won Eagerslut's voucher for a free shag for being the 30,000th member to register on SH! :P :wink:
Welcome to SH Towers. Good luck and happy hunting!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
ES :rascal: :rascal:
PS Try the Mods first, or if you really want to aim high you could always try the Admins! :whistling: :whistling:
All you need to do to claim your reward is to PM someone you fancy and tell 'em that you've won Eagerslut's voucher for a free shag for being the 30,000th member to register on SH! :P
:wink: Welcome to SH Towers. Good luck and happy hunting!!
:lol: :lol: :lol: ES :rascal: :rascal:
PS Try the Mods first, or if you really want to aim high you could always try the Admins!
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