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EagerSlut
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Male, 69
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Quote by djcouple
Dave believes in aliens and that they do abduct people :borg:
he now wonders when his turn is, loon cos hes heard that the people who get beemed up get interfeared with
:borg:
Jane rolleyes

Ooooooooooooh! That sounds interesting :rascal: :rascal:
Beam me up Scotty! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Quote by Alexandra
13 to go............... but I reckon it'll be at on the 21st (tomorrow)

am or pm?
That's the 24 hour clock Alex! :therethere:
lol :lol:
Quote by sorts

Are the plants getting scourched by the sun? That would turn them yellow. When you water them in the morning make sure you do not get water on the plants themselves as this will increase the scourching. Try watering them in the evening when the sun starts to go down.

Oh ta .. I do tend to slosh it about a bit
DD
you could also try something called "broadleaf p4" its a gelling agent mix it in with compost when you water it absorbs the water & it wont evaporate the plants have to suck the water out which means you dont need to water so often in summer smile
Don't they get tired of sucking all the time? :twisted:
And? dunno
You haven't said where what you've quoted comes from.
I don't think the company make any secret of their business interests, do they?
My late Granny (bless her) always believed I'd become a Vicar!
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Somehow I never believed her!
lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
Wow! Good luck you two. :bounce: :bounce:
Does this mean you're retiring your splitter Dammie? wink
smile :)
Tie a long piece of string to one of them next time, then you'd always be able to follow that? dunno
wink :wink:
Ooooooooooooooh! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
I just noticed there are more members online than visitors. I've never seen that before.
Does this mean we're taking over the World? :grin:
:rascal: :rascal:
Quote by Sarah
I won the competition for guessing when the 15,000 member joined..........
And I am STILL waiting for my prize for 2 Mods (who will remain nameless!) lol :P

Well, I'll put myself forward as a consolation prize if that'll help? redface surprisedops: :oops:
:rascal: :rascal: bolt

You sure can, what where you thinking of us doing? :P
Well, there's some things I'm good at, and some I'm even better at. :oops: :oops: :oops:
I'm confident 1 Eager = 2 Mods any day wink :grin: :grin:
Mods? :uhoh: :uhoh: :bolt:
Quote by Sarah
I won the competition for guessing when the 15,000 member joined..........
And I am STILL waiting for my prize for 2 Mods (who will remain nameless!) lol :P

Well, I'll put myself forward as a consolation prize if that'll help? redface surprisedops: :oops:
:rascal: :rascal: bolt
Priceless HLB!
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Has dammie given that g-string back yet? (The one he used to spoof my avatar) lol
:rascal: :rascal:
Quote by Alexandra
23 to go before member 30,000 signs up!
we have already had 24 people join today - so it wont, be long now folks........
Shall we open a book on exactly when member 30,000 will sign in?
I'll go for 21st November @ 3:30pm

Today 20th November at 2345 lol :lol:
And NO ijiot for being such an idiot as to join too early!!smackbottom :lol: :lol: wink
Ooooooooooh! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
How about the new owners relocate to an enormous Gothick pile in the country somewhere, open it as SH Towers and we can all move there and live naughtily and happily ever after? :grin: :grin:
Sort of human zoo? lol :lol: :lol:
There might never be another opportunity like this! :P
UES :rascal: :rascal:
PS I'm serious
Quote by kazswallows
Used unwashed knickers ??????? NO
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

from what I can make out blonde there's only about 30 pairs in total amongst all the posters and Eager owns most of them.
I'll bid on ES sparkly ones biggrin
:shock: :shock: :shock:
You'll have to take 'em off me if you want 'em hunni!! redface surprisedops: :oops: :oops:
wink :wink:
Quote by Dawn_Mids
They'll be nobody left o kick you when the loyal memberships splintered. I'm guessing but i'd say there's a good 99% chance you'll ruin this site. I belive the loyal members should go create their own free site beofre it's too late

Go on then, off you go wave
I'm staying here with my mates and a community I have never seen before on any other site :smug:
I'm waiting to kick Martins backside :kick:
Dawn passionkiss :cheers:
Quote by Martin_M
Dear Mr Ben
Thanks for your input, we already know that some people resist change on all accounts.
The only things I can say on this note is as follows
1. Kick us when you have a reason to, when we do not deliver what we promise then feel free to kick me hard and fast from behind!. Until then it seems a little unfair unless there is something else behind it?.
2. Without improvement to things we would all still be driving around in Ford Modal T s. Live in huts in a forest somewhere and certainly would not be using the web or own a computer.
Its ok to resist change, it really is but good improvements to something that is good?
Martin

^^^^^^^
What Martin said! :thumbup:
I hope we're not going to have another day of people asking questions that have already been asked and answered banghead
If you don't want to wade through the entire thread then just scroll the pages and look for the posts from the new Admins. It's not difficult and doesn't take long.
The idea of a locked thread that only Admin and Mods can post on seems a sound one to me. That could contain the questions and answers that have been given and would save a lot of unneccessary clutter here.
:huh:
Quote by Ice Pie
Or should we quit worrying about it and stick to the default font?

Is that the default you were born with or the one you can choose to......erm......employ?
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Quote by Ice Pie
PS I'm going to try it out on Kitty next weekend. :twisted:
innocent :whistling:

You gonna cook for her too?
Well, it's a fair exchange. She cooks for me and I eat. I cook for her and she eats! (Now I can cook, that is) smile :)
Quote by Ice Pie
I'm cooking lunch for my guests today... it was a bit of a struggle to finally arrive at something they both like but we got there. Trouble is, I've been in the garden and try as I might I just can't find any toads. I wonder if they'd like a frog-in-the-hole?
(Come to think of it, she probably would... such is the quality of the company I keep these days. lol )
Sod it, I'll do jacket potatoes with sombreros on and call it El Spudo-U-Like

If you want I could send you over some of my stew. It was delicious and I'm still here so I haven't poisioned myself, yet! dunno
PS I'm going to try it out on Kitty next weekend. :twisted:
innocent :whistling:
Quote by Ice Pie
MY GOD...... IS THAT THE TIME ALREADY ???? surprised

Time seems to have a way of ceasing to have any real meaning once you get in here, doesn't it? :shock: :shock: :shock:
wink :wink:

That's cos we took the old server clock with us.
bolt
Naughty! smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
lol :lol:
Quote by Wild n Sensual
MY GOD...... IS THAT THE TIME ALREADY ???? surprised

Time seems to have a way of ceasing to have any real meaning once you get in here, doesn't it? :shock: :shock: :shock:
wink :wink:
Quote by PeBbLeSDeMoN

Awww I at least expected pink and spangly sad

I put them in the treasure chest in Aladdin's Cave thread!
passionkiss

Oh yes,better find something I can put in to get them out on loan.........
Will a lilac thong with "kinky boots" on it do confused
Pebbles FFS! smackbottom :smackbottom:
Silly question isn't it, as you already know the answer? wink lol :lol:
innocent
Quote by manchestersex
Hi, there are lots of swinging singles on this site but would you still swing if you had a parntner.
:happy:
I

Er, yes. Some of us do but we don't have any secrets from each other wink
Quote by Wild n Sensual
Can let him have the spangly bits from my arts & crafts box...... then we have our Voucher smile

Ooooooooooh! I'm interested :bounce: :bounce:
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Quote by PeBbLeSDeMoN
Awww I at least expected pink and spangly sad

I put them in the treasure chest in Aladdin's Cave thread!
passionkiss
Quote by PeBbLeSDeMoN
As long as it has the special "ES" seal of approval,it was his idea...

Um......will a bum print do? :undecided:
It's very individual :rascal:
bolt
Quote by Wild n Sensual
Wow .... Thought for a minute you were saying you'd had your 30,000th member !!! wink
Saddle sore or what !!!! smile

Oooooooh! :shock: :shock: :shock:
What do you take me for, some kind of tart? innocent
:wink: :wink:
Now, my idle thought was along the lines of speculating as to whether they'll be male or female, know what they're getting into, get awarded a voucher entitling them to a free shag with anyone they choose? dunno
You know..................erm...................sort of late night idle speculation innocent
How shall we welcome them? :undecided:
Bombard them with PMs? :twisted: :twisted:
Wait and see if they post and then overwhelm them with loving replies to it? :giggle:
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