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Elissamay
Over 90 days ago
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Quote by pinkbubble
But how much would you pay me, or rather, what would you give me to read all of the SH Clock thread?
:shock:

Bloody hell you got a death wish or something?
Nah, i'm just into S&M!
lol
But how much would you pay me, or rather, what would you give me to read all of the SH Clock thread?
:shock:
Umm.. if you click the link i think you'll see it is about a party, our party......
x
I most definitely am offering to sub!
:twisted:
How do i read the small print? or should i just sign!!
Mxxx
Ummm... you could:
1) Buy a new bottle of wine and sink the rest of the 'broken one'
2) As soon as he walks in the door say 'Honey, i've poured you a lovely glass of wine, how about a back rub?'
3) Invite a friend you're not keen on over and blame them!
wink
Mxxx
Hi There,
I can't tell anything about you from your profile. If you are a single woman then thats fine, otherwise i'm afraid we have a no single males policy... if you want to send us your details then please email with pics and info (don't need to be nude pics)
Thanks,
Mxxx
Ummm... this might be a swinging site, but its not the back of the Daily Sport - not sure many of us think of ourselves as 'filthy cum whores'
rolleyes
Quote by Alexandra
It made me laugh!! Mind you, you never met my ex wife did you?? confused :? :? lol :lol: :lol:

Me too Sarge - but it was my ex-hubby I was thinking of!
I immediately saw the post as exactly what it obviously was - a joke and nothing else!
Please let's all not start taking things so personally and seriously again!
Yeah, i have to agree with Alex too......
Mxxx
Have fun!
Times have changed,
Our kids are getting worse
They won't obey their parents,
They just want to fart and curse. Should we blame the government, or blame society, or should we blame the images on tv No!
Blame Canada! Blame Canada
With all their beady little eyes,
their flapping heads so full of lies
Blame Canada!
Blame Canada!
We need to form a full assault, it's Canada's fault! Don't blame me, for my son Stan, He saw the darn cartoon, and now he's off to
join the klan!> And my boy eric once, had my picture on his shelf, but now when I see him, he tells me to fuck myself>
Well, Blame Canada!
It seems that everything's gone wrong since
Canada came along
Blame Canada!
Blame Canada! They're not even a real country anyway. My son could of been a doctor or a lawyer, it's a true, Instead he burned up like a piggie on a barbecue> Should we blame the matches? Should we blame the fire, or the doctor who allowed him to expire. Heck no!
Blame Canada!
Blame Canada!
With all their hockey hubaloo and that bitch Anne Murray too. Blame Canada!
Shame on Canada!
The smut we must stop
The trash we must smash
Laughter and fun
must all be undone
We must blame them and cause a fuss
Before somebody thinks of blaming us!
wink
Urge to say something....rising......bites tongue..... and ladies bottoms....
wink
Hi There,
We do have some spaces left! We'll need to see email pics of you guys (don't have to be nude!) and also i shall need to have a chat with the lady of the house!
Please send your details to and we'll get back to you asap.
Thanks!
Mxxx
I'm a EE at the moment, so i'd not have an enlargement! However i might consider an augementation when i'm a bit older... dunno....
Quote by little gem
all the time :twisted: :twisted: ....even clicking me mouse does it for me!.. :twisted: :
Any thing looks like a Felic symbol :twisted: :twisted:

Like Leicester clock tower in the town centre, Debs? lol
LC wink

Like anything right now LC! Just the world clock sounds like cock and makes me think, mmmm.... :twisted:
I do have quite a high sex drive for a girl I think, but I seems to go through pahses. I always seem hornier when it's a full moon....... what's that all about then? dunno
I get that too - i think it could be a menstrual/hormone thing - the Moons cycle has lots of influence on Women... always seems to be full moon at the worst possible time of the month too! Grrr.
:twisted:
I have an incredibly high sex drive, basically i could have sex all day and all night. I sometimes wonder if the idea that men are more up for it than women is a myth - most of the gurls i know easily match their mans sex drive!
:twisted:
I watched it too! Hilarious!
I didn't realise Fran Cosgrove was Irish .... hubba hubba! cool
I think Janet will be wicked, nancy is fit and Paul Burrell is a dreadful little man, as suspected!
Mxxx
lol
I can verify that! Although not in a useful, get you into the chatroom kind of way!
Mxxx
Quote by JudyTV
Very brave of you to Edit your horrible words and very mature of you to post them Judy.
You must be proud.
If calling D homophobc and transphobic isn't against the AUP frankly i don't know what is.

It was part of a longer message and was a PM .... not intended for posting.
If thats true why did it begin with 'stand by for the burning of Judy' seems to me you had every intention of posting that publicly but cowardice has won through.
Quote by JudyTV
rolleyes
Are you speaking for others Judy?
I think (and i'm sure the mods the agree) it would be unwise to raise this discussion again.
I also think (that would be an opinion) that D was being light hearted.
Mxxx

I ask the same.
Are you speaking for the mods and others .
Yes. Because the last time this issue was raised the mods said anyone who brought it up again will have their threads locked and risk being banned. Feel free to confirm this.
Very brave of you to Edit your horrible words and very mature of you to post them Judy.
You must be proud.
If calling D homophobc and transphobic isn't against the AUP frankly i don't know what is.
rolleyes
Are you speaking for others Judy?
I think (and i'm sure the mods the agree) it would be unwise to raise this discussion again.
I also think (that would be an opinion) that D was being light hearted.
Mxxx
I think there is a Munch planned for after the show - i don't know the process for that though i'm afraid -check out the munch thread and see if that helps.
Mxxx

I am a Beagle apparently - strong and powerful, gentle and good with kids.
rolleyes Not small.
Thats all i want to do right now, sleep and shag, instead of feeling sick* and shaky
*in more ways than one!