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Quote by Happy Cats
You have my sympathy and attention! I hope you feel better soon.
However, I must say that in general attention seeking is deplorable and should be banned.
Anyway, must dash, my new car has just been delivered.:wink: :wink:
....And i spose you'll be wanting attention about your spangly new car now mister? :wink:
Attention seeking is fine if i'm doing it silly!!
MQ - thanks for the cuddle...can i have a...... nevermind :twisted: Why is it hangovers make you feel so very dirty?
Quote by lucyweebaps
Here xxdevil69 ... hows about going outside and doing a naked snow angel and then sending me the pics and i shall do the same if it snows here in surrey
:twisted:
ooooooooo never mind xxdevel69 i will give ya one
I have two snow angels now... soooo... who else wants to give me one?
xx
Here's another one for ya hon..
Lucy xxx
hey hey! Three in One day.. thats almost enough! :twisted:
Ta!
Mxxx
Quote by xxdevil69
Dear Miss Blue,
I wish to submit my application to shag you. I have over Seven years shagging experience including Vanilla, Anal, Oral, Group, straight, Bi plus excellent kissing ability. I am very adventurous and the more dirty the better - i have a variety of toys, lube and porn to assist my application.
Kind Regards,
Miss M xxxx
And if you're too busy being the voice of the single males, Blue.. I could always help you out on this one!!! :twisted:
Perhaps it could be a dual application!!
Dear Miss Blue,
I wish to submit my application to shag you. I have over Seven years shagging experience including Vanilla, Anal, Oral, Group, straight, Bi plus excellent kissing ability. I am very adventurous and the more dirty the better - i have a variety of toys, lube and porn to assist my application.
Kind Regards,
Miss M xxxx
I wish to submit my application to shag you. I have over Seven years shagging experience including Vanilla, Anal, Oral, Group, straight, Bi plus excellent kissing ability. I am very adventurous and the more dirty the better - i have a variety of toys, lube and porn to assist my application.
Kind Regards,
Miss M xxxx
Quote by bluexxx
(I am of course saying all of this tongue in cheek)
The KINKY SLAPPER club is my own personal verification system, so of course everyone has to shag me if they want to be included in it!!!! And not only do they have to shag me, they have to be a bloody good shag too, or it doesn't count! :twisted:
See... the thing with making up a system of my own is that I can change the rules at any time.
Great, ain't it!
8-) 8-) 8-)How do i submit an application?
Quote by Debbiewebs
Here xxdevil69 ... hows about going outside and doing a naked snow angel and then sending me the pics and i shall do the same if it snows here in surrey
:twisted:
ooooooooo never mind xxdevel69 i will give ya one
I have two snow angels now... soooo... who else wants to give me one?
xx
Quote by xxdevil69
Here xxdevil69 ... hows about going outside and doing a naked snow angel and then sending me the pics and i shall do the same if it snows here in surrey
:twisted:
er....... ok
you owe me!!!! :twisted:
Wicked! I do indeed owe you one... as long as you're not tricking me now, because that means you owe me two!
:rascal:
Perhaps its just she isn’t sexually interested in you any more and may be using the size issue as an excuse, I speak from experience here because I had a girlfriend once who used the excuse that I was to rich, i.e. had to much money! Well like you I just couldn’t understand it… don’t all girls like rich guys and big cocks was my thought.
Well after much heartache, and talking she finally admitted she wasn’t interested in me sexually any more, and to compound matters found me a bore and a typical male bigot. At first I was devastated but I just had to deal with it no matter how hard it was to my male ego. She is now very happy in a lesbian relationship on the island of Iona, and writes children novels.
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Bill Hicks - because he was as close to Jesus as i'm ever gonna find.
Glen Duncan - because i've read all his books except the one i'm reading now and i've met him before and he likes Dark sex. :twisted:
Third one is tough, either; Gary Oldman, Howard Marks or David Icke because he is a mentalist.
Mxxx
Glen Duncan - because i've read all his books except the one i'm reading now and i've met him before and he likes Dark sex. :twisted:
Third one is tough, either; Gary Oldman, Howard Marks or David Icke because he is a mentalist.
Mxxx
