Hi and thanks for reading my attempt at a profile, or on here, my sexual sales pitch 🤣

I'm in my mid 50’s, 5'8" and whilst far from fat, I’m still a little chunkier than I'd like. I’m bright, enthusiastic, easy-going, clean, well presented, utterly discreet and totally respectful. I’m no Adonis, but no munter either. Just a regular decent guy with a creative sexual imagination, magical fingers, a talented tongue and staying power borne from a wealth of experience over the years.

Whilst I am bi, I’m straight acting and not at all camp (love camping though 🎪), so don’t be put off if you’re a straight couple as I can play 100% straight. I won’t accidentally grab your cock 😉🤣

I have a preference for couples as there are more things to play with 😜 and my biggest turn ons are imagination, intelligence, hygiene, good humour and respect. I prefer to start gently and always at your pace. It’s all about finding the right playmate(s) and the rest will evolve.

I have a million ideas in my head for sexual fun with all sexes and orientations, so feel free to message me to discuss. I’m very open-minded and pretty un-shockable, so don’t be shy 😜

I will reply to all genuine messages and, if we click, we can meet for a cuppa and see how we get on and take it from there. If you have a particular fantasy you’d like me to write about, drop me a message and I’ll have a go at writing up a scenario that covers it.

Love the idea of spending a regular few hours in bed really exploring each other. What I’m not really interested in is one-off meets with different people. Would rather build a playmate/fwb relationship.

Also fancy the idea of cuckolding. Make him watch as I dominate and use her.

Don’t be put off by any of my more extreme fantasies. They’re just that. Fantasies. Plus, whilst thinking about switching roles, even those fantasies have evolved.

The utopia would be to meet a regular partner to explore all that’s out there with. I would eventually love to attend events or parties with one of us on a lead as the pet slave.

Basically I’m a filthy minded decent guy. Wanna play? You won’t be disappointed with my willingness to please and obey 😉

Happy to share photos (inc. face pics) once we’ve spoken.

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