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1....... need your inside leg measurments
30" ish
2.......how big is it??
Enough to make you choke
3......are you shaved?
Trimmed top, shaved below
4......do like doing the can can?
Can't say I've tried for a long time.. Interesting thought
5......have you a sence of humor?
A rather warped one yes
6.....do you like older women?
Prefer older women.. they are more fun (and usually more dirty)
7......And any newbie that takes the piss out me spelling.............is out!
Ive spoken proper england since I was a children
8 so cum... ...................on you newbies line up!
/stands in a line
Now dont all cum at once!. ................ooo go on then!
splort!!
30" ish
2.......how big is it??
Enough to make you choke
3......are you shaved?
Trimmed top, shaved below
4......do like doing the can can?
Can't say I've tried for a long time.. Interesting thought
5......have you a sence of humor?
A rather warped one yes
6.....do you like older women?
Prefer older women.. they are more fun (and usually more dirty)
7......And any newbie that takes the piss out me spelling.............is out!
Ive spoken proper england since I was a children
8 so cum... ...................on you newbies line up!
/stands in a line
Now dont all cum at once!. ................ooo go on then!
splort!!
