I loved Fairytale on New York - just lovely
I have a horrible feeling it will be that God-awful tuneless Chico though :crazy:
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Fallen__Angel
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Quote by bisto kid
I used to see a lady who's job invloved lifting and gripping mmmmmmmmmm i can still remember the lovely wanks i got off her. She never had to swap hands never lost her grip or slowed down and never once complained of wankers cramp
I have quite big hands so if iam playing with a women i ASK! if it hurts or is uncomfortable till i get used to what she likes
What job was that?
I am wracking my brain to try and think what it could be ...........
veterinary nurse maybe (lifting the animals and gripping then so they don't run away)?
shelf stacking in a greengrocer (lifting the stuff onto the shelves and gripping the melons so they don't roll away)? :dunno:
Quote by Colette
Has any body else noticed how little some girls wear when they're out on the town ? It's been freezing at night lately, but Ive seen girs just in strapless tops and very short skirts.
Perhaps the young really don't feel the cold.
I dont remember ever going out without a coat on in winter even when I was a teenager!
I think you're showing your age!
I regularly go out wearing stuff like that JUST so I can make out that I am still young. I also listen to music through headphones so loud that it hurts my ear drums and I try to dress the same as all my friends. That way, I reckon someone will think I am still 19
Quote by DreamerHelen
I know what you mean, I am a Student Nurse and I know that if I said anything about my Swinging Activities then I could be struck off the record (look at Makosi from BB)
But sometimes I want to shout it from the rooftops and tell people that I'm not really this respectable stuck in the mud......LoL
But I agree with some of what has been said, I prefer to keep it to myself. I told my (now ex) closest friend and she basically called me a Slut and now we don't talk anymoreSo I have seen the risks of telling people and I would prefer to keep it to myself....
DITTO!!!!!!!!!!
There's some really good advice here.
I would take her out for a lovely meal first, then after a few drinks, maybe in the middle of the meal, tell her that there's a swingers' club nearby and tell her abotu some of the things you have heard happen there. You will straight away know whether she's interested or not. If she is, let her know you've already planned to take her there after the meal, if not, then at least you've had a ncie night out!
Good luck!
I would take her out for a lovely meal first, then after a few drinks, maybe in the middle of the meal, tell her that there's a swingers' club nearby and tell her abotu some of the things you have heard happen there. You will straight away know whether she's interested or not. If she is, let her know you've already planned to take her there after the meal, if not, then at least you've had a ncie night out!
Good luck!
Quote by sleazy
I used to work with this really arrogant 'i am gods gift to women' type pillock ( am sure you all know one).....every monday morning he would come into work full of his (s)exploits of the weekend.............
One Monday(with the ladies permission) I brought in to work a photo of 2 women sucking my cock, waited for the usual "what did everyone get up to at the weekend", dropped the photo infront of him and said, just this...... he looked at the pic and stupidly said " neither of them are alison", i just grinned and as I walked away looked back and said " who do you think was holding the camera"...
he never boasted again lol
Sleazy, you ARE the man!
Quote by martellnotts
I have just been to Sainsbury's and, amongst other things, bought black stockings :twisted:
When I got to the till, the woman serving me puicked them up, looked at me and said "you do know these are stockings. not tights, don't you?"
Why, I thought? Do I not look like a person who would wear stockings?
Earlier today, the lady in the canteen at work refrred to me as "that nice jolly one" - and I didn't take that as a compliment either! :(
Somehow, I don't want to be seen as a nice, jolly, tights wearing woman!
Now, this isn't a thread that I've put up just so people will give me compliments to make me feel better (although if offered, they will be gratefully received!), but I just wondered....
Have you ever wanted to shout at someone "actually I am a swinger, nwo let me tell you what I got up to last weekend...." and then go into graphic detail about your swinging exploits, just to shock them and challenge their opinion of you? :taz: :evil2:
You sound rather conservative to me sweethaert - lol
You take that back! :boxing:
I have just been to Sainsbury's and, amongst other things, bought black stockings :twisted:
When I got to the till, the woman serving me puicked them up, looked at me and said "you do know these are stockings. not tights, don't you?"
Why, I thought? Do I not look like a person who would wear stockings?
Earlier today, the lady in the canteen at work refrred to me as "that nice jolly one" - and I didn't take that as a compliment either! :(
Somehow, I don't want to be seen as a nice, jolly, tights wearing woman!
Now, this isn't a thread that I've put up just so people will give me compliments to make me feel better (although if offered, they will be gratefully received!), but I just wondered....
Have you ever wanted to shout at someone "actually I am a swinger, nwo let me tell you what I got up to last weekend...." and then go into graphic detail about your swinging exploits, just to shock them and challenge their opinion of you? :taz: :evil2:
When I got to the till, the woman serving me puicked them up, looked at me and said "you do know these are stockings. not tights, don't you?"
Why, I thought? Do I not look like a person who would wear stockings?
Earlier today, the lady in the canteen at work refrred to me as "that nice jolly one" - and I didn't take that as a compliment either! :(
Somehow, I don't want to be seen as a nice, jolly, tights wearing woman!
Now, this isn't a thread that I've put up just so people will give me compliments to make me feel better (although if offered, they will be gratefully received!), but I just wondered....
Have you ever wanted to shout at someone "actually I am a swinger, nwo let me tell you what I got up to last weekend...." and then go into graphic detail about your swinging exploits, just to shock them and challenge their opinion of you? :taz: :evil2:
Everyone seems to have seen it but me! I can't wait to see it SOON.
I AM one of the sad people who went out at midnight the day the book came out and sat reading it all weekend!
Apparently, if they'd left in everything that was in the book , the film would have been 17 and a half hours long. I would still have gone and seen it though.
But I have to agree with NN - I'm don't generally fancy 16 year olds myself either :shock:
I AM one of the sad people who went out at midnight the day the book came out and sat reading it all weekend!
Apparently, if they'd left in everything that was in the book , the film would have been 17 and a half hours long. I would still have gone and seen it though.
But I have to agree with NN - I'm don't generally fancy 16 year olds myself either :shock:
Quote by naughtynymphos1
I only cook a sunday dinner when i can be arsedand no i don't do yorkie puds i buy them.
Yesterday i gave the kids Pizza for sunday dinner :shock:
Problem with doing a full sunday roast is all the bloody washing up after :scared:
Or even better, you could get asked out for the day by a really sexy SH member who would take you for Sunday lunch, shag you all afternoon and then take you out for a meal again at teatime! :happy:
Perfect day
Quote by davidsplayroom
If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me???
Good idea, but then I wouldn't want anyone to think I was a fan - that would be way worse than people knowing I am a swinger!
Now what was the second line???
"If I said you were an angel, would you treat me like the devil tonight?" :angel:
You have no idea how ashamed I am that I knew that without having to look it up!
Quote by chrter68
every year i tell myself i'm not going to do it but have stayed up again watching Children in Need,,
yeah i know sad git especially since its a Friday but honestly think Mrs. Chrter has a thing for good old Terry Wogan
and on that note
No comment on Children in Need sorry - but your avatar picture - wow! very impressive
