Quote by davidsplayroom
If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me???
Good idea, but then I wouldn't want anyone to think I was a fan - that would be way worse than people knowing I am a swinger!

Quote by makingcocoa
I LOVE this thread!![]()
No less than five separate people bought me 'Eats Shoots and Leaves' when it came out. Fine, I take the hint - I can be a bit overenthusiastic about punctuation issues.
But I am good in bed... does that make it OK? :lol2:
Cocoa xxx
Quote by KitKat
So many threads, and only one post to make, so I am going to sit here in the corner and talk to myself.
Mark was faced with only two choices.
1) Close the site.
2) Sell it.
Perhaps we should all just put away the sackcloth and ashes and be thankful that he was not in a situation where he only had one choice.
lhk
Kat
Quote by davidsplayroom
Fallen Angel
Seen you on many threads
I am a newbie, see you are relatively new too but a little more advanced than I
Could really do with more friends to chat to
I am pretty outgoing but this all pushes boundaries
I hope you will be a lovely girl and get in touch,
Oh if you prefer the forum go to lets meet and look for a lovely new guy on the block ;)
Quote by The Dukes
Due to go to my first Munch next month, and I must admit i'm as nervous as hell. I remember back to Posties thread about a helping hand at your first Munch. I do hope theres one at this one.
Everyone on hear does sound fantastic and I look forward to meeting you all soon. Maybe a wee-whiskey before I go in.
With regards to the newbie thing, not a bad idea to cat before you go :idea:
Quote by North Star
The correct term for the three dots `...` at the end of a sentence is, the `elipsis`.
They`re used as a form of cliff-hanger - nb, three dots only. not two, not four - three!
Where is all this leading us? wait and see...
The dots `... `.....` in mid-sentence are called `bullets` but you knew that already. didn`t you?
Punctuation; examples:
Charles the Ist walked and talked half an hour after his head was cut off.
Charles the Ist walked and talked; half an hour after, his head was cut off.
(I should be charging for this!)
PS. There is at least, one typographical error in the above; can anyone see it?
Quote by Teesside Guy
David,
Keep up the horny chat and she might come round once the subject isnt quite so 'new'. Might take a few years, mind!!! After that its like the Marmite advert, once she tries it she'll either love it or hate it.
Quote by piercedJon
Didn't understand a word of that, lol, but I do tend to abuse using three dots... to denote i'm, um... thinking or ... changing tack on summat!
Me mum always told me that if I create a list using comma's then I shouldn't use a comma prior to an "or" or an "and."
Quote by North Star
Sometimes in grammar, a comma before the word `and` is appropriate - but in moderation, in moderation...
(stressed twice)
There`s no need for them most of the time; the word acts as its own comma, *and I should know, after fifteen years of earning my crust as a professional proofreader...
The above* gives an example of when a comma -might- be appropriate, but there are no hard and fast rules.
Apostrophes - now they`re quite a different matter. See my correct omission of the apostrophe in `its` (para 2).
Quote by postie
Generally prefer to be on the receiving end actually![]()
But spelling and grammar are a bit of a thing with me - just don't go using apostrophes in the wrong place, OK? then we'll get along fine x