FamousFive_person's Forum Posts

17 Oct 2004

Okey Dokey Uncle biggrin

Prepare for a wonderful relaxing massage, taught to me by Aunty Thelma, the therapist (Book 93, danger afoot on Therapist Island). There, does that feel good Uncle? Would you like it harder or softer?
Oh fuck, Im gonna puke, I swear Im gonna fuckin puke. When woz da last time da ol git woshed behind iz neck, woshed iz earz. Uz kidz dont like water, but shit man datz fuckin orrible. <discreetly massages da back of his hair into a mohawk>

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17 Oct 2004

Oh .... hi Uncs biggrin

<stuffs out fag quickly>
I say, you don't think it was me puffing on that revolting thing do you? No Uncle, I have a sneaky suspision it was left behind by a dreadful rogue. I was examining it for evidence of skullduggery.
Now come along you sweet old manbearwombly thing. Let me take you across here and pour you a glass of refreshing lemonade. There you go, sit yourself down sir, I shall get it for you. Then I shall help you clear up your common and hunt for more evidence :D
<sniggerz at the twigs in the old gitz beard.> Fuck man, what sort of tv celeb iz he anyways, what kidz wanna spend time wiv a 400 year old fogey. He dont no nuffin about wot us kidz are about. <gobs and drops shoulders a further 9 inches>

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17 Oct 2004

Hi chums

Oh Tra la la la la, what a beautiful day :D
So what exciting shenanigans are we going to get up to today then? :bounce: Oh boy I just love Sundays don't you?
Timmy, oh timmy, bad boy! smackbottom

Leave poor BagPuss alone, you should ask nicely before playing piggy backs. Bad dog.
Does anyone care for a long glass (plastic cup cos we're kids rolleyes

) of refreshing lemonade? Just made this morning by granny. :D
Just one mo, won't be long ......
wanderz off behind the hedge, sparks up a fag and chills ............ ahhhhhhh, fuck zats better cool

8-) 8-)
Piss off Timmy, go fuck bagpuss again, shit man dat woz funny, don't know howz I kept me cool with dat one! I wuz nearly pissin meself

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16 Oct 2004

Pert Nipples.............. Oh golly gosh she said nipples :shock:
Has anyone seen my chums? They are the best chums in the world and I love them dearly. But FFS they didn't have to go galavanting off in the meadows without me ....... I feel so alone and so uuum rude, with noone to take it out on :twisted:
Will someone play with me?

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16 Oct 2004

I say boys and girls, come over here a minute. Not you Miss Penelope, you go over there a minute.
<Loud whisper>
Gosh chaps, have you seen what Penelope has got on her head? :giggle: It's ..... it's ...... it's ......... a BRASSIERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It is I tell you, I have seen them on mothers washing line :shock:
I'm not going to join her darn gang! It's darn silly and darn rude!

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15 Oct 2004

Timmy Timmy here boy!!
Leave bagpuss alone - he really did mean he was tired, it's not cat language for "I'm a naughty villain and need a jolly good shaking by the throat"
Sorry about that old boy!

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15 Oct 2004

Quote by Bag_Puss
I'm toooooo sleeeeeeeeepy to drink lemonade

Well that's jolly rude Bagpuss, you should take the lemonade and be polite. It is not sporting to be rude you know, now take the lemonade....... please cool

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15 Oct 2004

I say Florence, how darn rude of me - here you go one lemonade
Ok where did you last see Mike Owl? We can look for clues, shall we oh shall we?
:bounce:

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15 Oct 2004

Mike who Florence?

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15 Oct 2004

I say Danger old chap, would you care for a cool lemonade?

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