the first birthday after i got married my (now ex!!) husband bought me 6 in lamb ewes!!!
for the next 10 years the presents were just as interesting!!
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FeistyMinx
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 59
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I dont watch the programme, but dont like the woman at all!! I feel that she spends far to much time bleating to the press about this that and the other, and then goes off and leaves her children once again!!!
It is them that I feel most sorry for!!
It is them that I feel most sorry for!!
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yes....lol after swearing that I would never marry and have any children.. I ended up with 3!!!!
I know how they happened.... just not sure how!!! cos I am not a very maternal person
Then to cap it all my husband left me!!!
I know how they happened.... just not sure how!!! cos I am not a very maternal person
Then to cap it all my husband left me!!! 
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when I first joined SH I chose the name scots_lass, I then moved and became feisty_lass, then feistyminx and am now minxysub...
I didnt want to use the name I have on ebay etc... as when I joined I lived in a very rural area, and there was enough gossip about me without adding to it
I didnt want to use the name I have on ebay etc... as when I joined I lived in a very rural area, and there was enough gossip about me without adding to it
Sexpert
I like what I have seen so far.... only thing I am not keen on is the little mood emoticons on the new version 
I like the handcuffs one on this version
I like the handcuffs one on this version
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There are 390 for my current postcode....
I did a search on my last postcode... the result was 2 !!!!
I did a search on my last postcode... the result was 2 !!!!
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That sounds like she packed light to me
I always take far to many things!!
Dagda always moans that I bring far too much when I go to his... but you never know what the weather shall do!! Hence I take many alternatives
I always take far to many things!!
Dagda always moans that I bring far too much when I go to his... but you never know what the weather shall do!! Hence I take many alternatives
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What would you like to see an ap for ?
:angel:
Bored with the same old positons meet after meet?
Imagine - an ap of A-Z of sexual positions...lol
What bought this to my mind was seeing an advert for iFillet ap!!! so you can make the perfect steak...lol
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Bored with the same old positons meet after meet?
Imagine - an ap of A-Z of sexual positions...lol
What bought this to my mind was seeing an advert for iFillet ap!!! so you can make the perfect steak...lol
Sexpert
there are over 200 jedward related items on ebay :shock:
madness is all i can say!!!!!!!!
madness is all i can say!!!!!!!!
Sexpert
My son had a couple of run in's with the police when we lived in scotland - mainly to do with his anger issues... it was sorted out, and he is now a better teenager for it. I think its made my girls think about their actions!!! I am sure they shall make mistakes.. I know I did as a teenager.. Hanging around with a bad crowd in an act of defieance( sorry about spelling mistake)
As for the question that was raised about parents views on children who are swingers...
My parents have no idea, but my mum knows i have a 'friend with benefits'
A couple of years ago my brother got me to tell my mum that he n his ex had been swinging for 10 years!! They were divorcing - it was nasty - and she had said was going to tell my parents - and my brother wanted mum to know first!!! She was not amused!!
And I got a lecture!!! - which had me in giggles - given that not only my brother been a swinger, but so am I and so is my sister!!! ohh and my cousin..lol
luckily we have managed to not be on the same sites!!!
As for the question that was raised about parents views on children who are swingers...
My parents have no idea, but my mum knows i have a 'friend with benefits'
A couple of years ago my brother got me to tell my mum that he n his ex had been swinging for 10 years!! They were divorcing - it was nasty - and she had said was going to tell my parents - and my brother wanted mum to know first!!! She was not amused!!
And I got a lecture!!! - which had me in giggles - given that not only my brother been a swinger, but so am I and so is my sister!!! ohh and my cousin..lol
luckily we have managed to not be on the same sites!!!
Sexpert
i find the 'c' word very offensive and is the one word that sends my blood boiling!!! my exhusband used it towards me 
and was one of final nails in the coffin!!!
my son called it me once!!! and he got pinned to the floor and i squirted liquid soap in his mouth!! he's not used it again!!!
and was one of final nails in the coffin!!!my son called it me once!!! and he got pinned to the floor and i squirted liquid soap in his mouth!! he's not used it again!!!
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It shall be turkey and all the trimmings for us...
I am still waiting to find out how many i am cooking for!!! I know its definatly 7, and may end up at 14!!!
It was 12 last year... I am glutton for punishment..
I am still waiting to find out how many i am cooking for!!! I know its definatly 7, and may end up at 14!!!
It was 12 last year... I am glutton for punishment..
Sexpert
There are 2 poems that I think say it all
The first is...
IN FLANDERS FIELDS.
In Flanders field the poppies blow
Between the crosses, row on row,
That mark our place; and in the sky
The larks, still bravely singing, fly
Scarce heard amid the guns below.
We are the Dead. Short days ago
We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow,
Loved and were loved, and now we lie
In Flanders fields.
Take up our quarrel with the foe:
To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
If ye break with us who die
We shall not sleep, though poppies grow
In Flanders fields.
~~By Major John McCrae, May 1915.~~
The 2nd is....
WE SHALL KEEP THE FAITH.
Oh! You who sleep in Flanders’ fields,
Sleep sweet - to rise anew,
We caught the torch you threw,
And holding high we kept
The faith with those who died.
We cherish too, the poppy red
That grows on fields where valour led.
It seems to signal to the skies
That blood of heroes never dies,
But lends a lustre to the red
Of the flower that blooms above the dead
In Flanders’ fields.
And now the torch and poppy red
Wear in honour of our dead.
Fear not that ye have died for naught
We’ve learned the lesson that ye taught
In Flanders’ fields.
by Miss Moina Belle Michael
The first is...
IN FLANDERS FIELDS.
In Flanders field the poppies blow
Between the crosses, row on row,
That mark our place; and in the sky
The larks, still bravely singing, fly
Scarce heard amid the guns below.
We are the Dead. Short days ago
We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow,
Loved and were loved, and now we lie
In Flanders fields.
Take up our quarrel with the foe:
To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
If ye break with us who die
We shall not sleep, though poppies grow
In Flanders fields.
~~By Major John McCrae, May 1915.~~
The 2nd is....
WE SHALL KEEP THE FAITH.
Oh! You who sleep in Flanders’ fields,
Sleep sweet - to rise anew,
We caught the torch you threw,
And holding high we kept
The faith with those who died.
We cherish too, the poppy red
That grows on fields where valour led.
It seems to signal to the skies
That blood of heroes never dies,
But lends a lustre to the red
Of the flower that blooms above the dead
In Flanders’ fields.
And now the torch and poppy red
Wear in honour of our dead.
Fear not that ye have died for naught
We’ve learned the lesson that ye taught
In Flanders’ fields.
by Miss Moina Belle Michael
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if i start listing all the silly things i have ever done in my life, i may just finish by breakfast time
one of worst has to be stopping to take a phonecall when driving over the A66 from scotch corner to penrith when driving up to scotland... pulled off into a small village, had a very stressful phone call( i will add that is was a miserable drizzly morning)
pulled back onto the road... feeling even more stressed and carried on along the road... about 20 mins later the sun started coming out.. i remember thinking at last!!! then i saw the road sign!! for scotch corner
ops: i had turned the wrong way back onto the main road!!! i felt very daft!
one of worst has to be stopping to take a phonecall when driving over the A66 from scotch corner to penrith when driving up to scotland... pulled off into a small village, had a very stressful phone call( i will add that is was a miserable drizzly morning)
pulled back onto the road... feeling even more stressed and carried on along the road... about 20 mins later the sun started coming out.. i remember thinking at last!!! then i saw the road sign!! for scotch corner
ops: i had turned the wrong way back onto the main road!!! i felt very daft! 
Sexpert
Yuck Yuck Yuck!!!!
I was shocked when told some men do this!!! and even worse to know some men wee in sinks :shock:
I was shocked when told some men do this!!! and even worse to know some men wee in sinks :shock:
Sexpert
when you get to my second posting it may be good idea to have sound turned down :angel:
Sexpert
this song makes me cry
and this one just makes me want to party hard :twisted:
enjoy
and this one just makes me want to party hard
:twisted: enjoy
Sexpert
I would have to say that after childbirth the next worse pain has to be a kidney stone!!!!
I have had quite a few in the last few years, and even spent 3 days in hospital with one!!
Its a pain that nothing like paracetamol can help with!! I am allergic to some pain medications so have to go with what they can give me. When the stones pass through is like no pain you can describe! is like your insides are coming out of you. The last one I had was 3mm across! My eyes still water at the thought of it
I have had quite a few in the last few years, and even spent 3 days in hospital with one!!
Its a pain that nothing like paracetamol can help with!! I am allergic to some pain medications so have to go with what they can give me. When the stones pass through is like no pain you can describe! is like your insides are coming out of you. The last one I had was 3mm across! My eyes still water at the thought of it
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the worst bit about a mans 'gunk' is when you get an eyeful!!!!
it bliddy stings for hours!!!!
it bliddy stings for hours!!!!
Sexpert
last week !! threw a book at my monster teen!!!
how many pairs of shoes do you own?
how many pairs of shoes do you own?
Sexpert
ohhhhhhhhhh :idea:
not seen this thread before....
can i backdate points.....
8 a day for being sub since the start makes...
ermmm how many days gone since january :D
~~~~~~~~goes off to do some counting... may take a while as only got fingers, thumbs n toes to use..
:idea: not seen this thread before....
can i backdate points.....
8 a day for being sub since the start makes...
ermmm how many days gone since january :D
~~~~~~~~goes off to do some counting... may take a while as only got fingers, thumbs n toes to use..
