Quote by Memnoch
I am not licking you, ya dirty little perve.
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Quote by Sauron
Thy humour I sense is a defence in your fear of the shadow of my almightyness,
You are correct in your trepidation, for all the world trembles at my feet.
Look, is this just a roundabout fancy way of saaying you've got a 10" todger and the eartyh will move?
Yawnnnnnnnnnnnnn
If you must know i am 18ft tall so correspondingly I have an 18" weapon at my disposal, do you not fear this awesome appendage wench.
See, its not all about size babe, its what ya does with it. Search button and all that
Quote by Sauron
Thy humour I sense is a defence in your fear of the shadow of my almightyness,
You are correct in your trepidation, for all the world trembles at my feet.
Look, is this just a roundabout fancy way of saaying you've got a 10" todger and the eartyh will move?
Yawnnnnnnnnnnnnn
Quote by Memnoch
A piece of advice Memnoch from one Evil doer to another,
Get yourself a Palantir thou wilt be able to see all from afar and catch the miscreants trying to escape thy prisons.
Ah bollocks, I left it at home.
Oops, I mean...
By the flames of Hades, in My haste to crush these pitiful pixies and halfwit halflings I didst not tarry for such accoutrements. It matters not. With thee as My ally and the massed minions of hell about to join us (Oh yes, they really are... hello?), We shall visit upon these puny puppets the ravages of our merciless conquest.
Prepare for Armageddon!
Oh, my favourite fim. Shall i bring the popcorn?
Thy corns will surely pop when I toast your toes in the fire that awaits you My dear. :twisted:
Oh, a pedicure while i watch, how thoughtful. Got a lot of hard skin on me heels. Can ya do owt with it?
Quote by Sauron
Feisty_Fiona,
You have no idea of the depths of my perversions ...but young lady you will soon find out for yourself..Shagrat my captain of the Urequai is tracking you as we speak..you do not have long make your peace with your gods.
Had Shagrat, spat his bones out into the !
Quote by Memnoch
A piece of advice Memnoch from one Evil doer to another,
Get yourself a Palantir thou wilt be able to see all from afar and catch the miscreants trying to escape thy prisons.
Ah bollocks, I left it at home.
Oops, I mean...
By the flames of Hades, in My haste to crush these pitiful pixies and halfwit halflings I didst not tarry for such accoutrements. It matters not. With thee as My ally and the massed minions of hell about to join us (Oh yes, they really are... hello?), We shall visit upon these puny puppets the ravages of our merciless conquest.
Prepare for Armageddon!
Oh, my favourite fim. Shall i bring the popcorn?
Quote by Sauron
Sauron, ya gotta catch folks before ya monkeys can shit on them, yeah? so who ya caught so far?????
I have the Elven witch Arwen Evenstar in my grasp as we speak..and she will suffer mightily..every perversion will be enacted upon her body unless SH towers submits to my dominion.
We do that to her on a daily basis - she loves it :twisted: You sayin ya better than we are matey?
Quote by Cohen The Barbarian
Citizens of SHTowers, pay afriggintention!
I have the first hostage of the night. She goes by the name of Feisty Fiona, and a right screamer she is too. She will be slaughtered at dawn slow and painfully if you do not hand over to us the keys to the Towers!
M
You bloody liar! I am NOT a screamer
PS, M, i escaped, i had the keys concealed about my person and you never thought to search me did ya, pillock
Evening young lady, nice to see you - sleep well last night?
OH Cohen, I did, after i got well shagged anyway. Didn't you hear me snoring gently in your ear?
Quote by Sauron
All thou assembled within SH towers,
On thy knees and pay homage for my hoards of Orcs and Southlanders are coming to scale the walls. For I seek domination of all things perverted.
Sauron..Lord of darkness.:evil: :evil:
I fear not ... Southlanders don't recognise anything north of the Watford Gap!
Domination of all things perverted huh???? The natives of this deserted castle seem to have an excellent noticeboard where they tell of a Blue Goddess ... you may fair well to look her up ....
Ha Blue Goddess is a pussycat compared to the evil i can unleash on SH Towers
I heard the worst you can do is release your monkeys to shit all over the place.
Quote by Memnoch
Citizens of SHTowers, pay afriggintention!
I have the first hostage of the night. She goes by the name of Feisty Fiona, and a right screamer she is too. She will be slaughtered at dawn slow and painfully if you do not hand over to us the keys to the Towers!
M
You bloody liar! I am NOT a screamer
PS, M, i escaped, i had the keys concealed about my person and you never thought to search me did ya, pillock
Quote by Jason Wheresmyargonaughts
Come on ya lazy sods, let's get down to the cellar and see what weapons we have.
Hast nobody told the fair maiden that the football season hast started?
Cometh on thou Reds!
:lol:Kick off aint till 3 - plenty of time to make a start with the weapons (Up the arsenal :lol: )
*stretches, yawns and looks around her boudoir, then climbs over the bodies to go for a wee*
ahhhhhhhhh that's better
wot a night :twisted:
Now then, time to wake them all, we must prepare for attack! damned Memnoch will be rallying his troops and dogs.
Come on ya lazy sods, let's get down to the cellar and see what weapons we have.
ahhhhhhhhh that's better
wot a night :twisted: Now then, time to wake them all, we must prepare for attack! damned Memnoch will be rallying his troops and dogs.
Come on ya lazy sods, let's get down to the cellar and see what weapons we have.
Quote by Cohen The Barbarian
Defenders of SH Towers, we are surrounded by evil, foul smelling perverts (and their dogs)! We must batten down the hatches and prepare for attack! I think that bloody halfwit Jason's fell asleep on the job. one of you go and find him while i go and close the shutters in my boudoir, then we must all sleep in one room (safety in numbers?). OK then, shag and sleep :twisted: if we must, but then i really need to get my beauty sleep and rest up for a long weekend's battle!
Allow me to carry you to your chambers/ bed/ ecstasy young lady!
g'wan then, ya sexy bugger
Quote by Bildad the Shoehite
Thats fine coming from a pile of bones, at least i have some body to keep me warm at night :twisted:
That'll be the bodies of the dead bad guys we chucked over the ramparts then
Any body is better than nobody.... you should know that!!! I'm not the one trying to get a massage from a toothless plastercine model :silly:
HAH! you forgot he can breathe thru his ears :twisted: i'm off to bed, my defenders await me :twisted:
Defenders of SH Towers, we are surrounded by evil, foul smelling perverts (and their dogs)! We must batten down the hatches and prepare for attack! I think that bloody halfwit Jason's fell asleep on the job. one of you go and find him while i go and close the shutters in my boudoir, then we must all sleep in one room (safety in numbers?). OK then, shag and sleep :twisted: if we must, but then i really need to get my beauty sleep and rest up for a long weekend's battle!
Quote by Cohen The Barbarian
Cohen sweetheart i just had a lovely scented bath (let the pissy water out after that dirty little bastard had done) - now i need a massage and a damn good shag to set me up for the fight we'll have on our hands to save SH towers from the evil forces. Com,ing? :twisted:
Ladies first
* squeals* ooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i'm in luuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrve :inlove: :inlove: :inlove:
I hopesh you won't mind going firsht a few timesh?
* faints*
Quote by Bildad the Shoehite
'ERE!!!
If you'd been sat on this fucklin wall for as long as I have you'd get confused!!
Do you have any idea how many times I've been mistaken for a garden gnome
And dogs!!! I fart in their general direction!
Careful now, you'll have piles, sittin on cold walls
ooooops, too late, and i thought you was bringing grapes to the party.
Quote by Cohen The Barbarian
Cohen sweetheart i just had a lovely scented bath (let the pissy water out after that dirty little bastard had done) - now i need a massage and a damn good shag to set me up for the fight we'll have on our hands to save SH towers from the evil forces. Com,ing? :twisted:
Ladies first
* squeals* ooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i'm in luuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrve :inlove: :inlove: :inlove:
Quote by Bast
Not mine kermit the Bildad the Shoehitel knob is
You have never danced with the devil by the light of the moon????
A glowing member is very handy..... it helps when investigating these casms in SH Towers
I have a feeling that Bilgebad has confusion over his persona ...... he looks like a gremlin, is green like yoda or kermit, and now thinks he's a joker (batman!!!!)
We should cut him into 3 bits and feed him to the dogs!