Quote by joolenthats my outer self the inn er is big and stronge and not to mention 9inches
I won't give in to the temptation - i like a bit more meat on my men thanks all the same
* shakjes head and points to the friendly button*
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Quote by Bildad the Shoehite
You thinks your not but mans no match for the dark joolen and swinging heaven towers will be mine
You can have the towers.. i am lookings for the dundgeons... for i am thinkings that is where they will keep their precious things.... and virgins!
Ermmmmmmmmmm lads, he's headed for the cellar to get the virgins - get him, quick!
Pssst I wouldnt worry, in SH Towers they are harder to find than that well know myth of a G-spot
They are there, but the laydees know where they are - it's the men who canm't find the g spots after all
Quote by Cohen The Barbarian
I'm not im,pressed by the kraut, he's just full of bloody hot air like them blimpy things. all gob, no action. even Mem's scared now he knows i can tame his puppies.
And what of your puppies, Fiona? Do they need any exercise?
I think i pulled a muscle when i threw the soapy water at the smelly ones. could do with massage? :twisted:
Quote by Tapste Möhn
You thinks your not but mans no match for the dark joolen and swinging heaven towers will be mine
You can have the towers.. i am lookings for the dundgeons... for i am thinkings that is where they will keep their precious things.... and virgins!
Ermmmmmmmmmm lads, he's headed for the cellar to get the virgins - get him, quick!
Quote by Tapste Möhn
I am now thinkings that fiona is my true love, do not sleep my lufferly, for that is when Tapste Möhn is at his most powerful... i shall return! Im die Morgen!
Jetzt ich wanken, und ich am thinkings bei meine lufferly Fiona!
ewwwwwwwwwww i'll have knightmares now. who's guarding my door, you loverly hunks?
Quote by Bildad the Shoehite
Bildad my green slave.
will undress thy skins one by one till your onion is found hehe
Bildad is no mans/things/ones slave, I may be little but its not the size that counts.......
Oh no not another one of them threads
The search button is thy friend, o little one 
Quote by Beelzebub
OK Beebub here - realising he hasn't turned on STENTORIAN voice mode (dammit)... here goes.....
Methinks I recognise a certain posting style between Tapste, Cohen and Bildad- an unholy alliance if ever there was!
Noooooooo Cohen's looking after me, he aint with that pair of evil sods.
Quote by Tapste Möhn
Tappy, I eat kanoodles every sunday with me chicken chow mein
I am NOT playing with anyone who's just trying to get all my pussies :shock:
You are having more than one pussy? Is this meaning i can be fucking you left ,right and centre....????
You going to come over to the good side then ? can i tempt you with my pussies?
Quote by Bildad the Shoehite
* sidles up to Cohen*
Come on sweetheart, I didn't say you were bad, i meant i couldn't find any virgins.
* nuzzles Cohen's neck*
Thank you young lady. Now would you like a drink first, or are you's an traditional girl?
Wine dine and 69 girl, me :twisted:
Would you take a 68 and I'll owe you one later?
No i wouldn't! what kind of girl do you take me for? Piss off!
No wonder i couldn't walk properly :DQuote by Cohen The Barbarian
Guten Abend alles... where are the virgins???
You're too late, young man, I've already done it for you he he he he he he!
Trust these new fangled heros and what not to be so busy looking for virgins that I've already ravished them by the time they turn up! Tut!
I just can't get the staff after the last lot came pillaging
