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Fektart
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 54
Bisexual Female, 53
0 miles · Carmarthenshire

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Quote by BiWelshMinx
Oooh a girlie night...room for one more ? :twisted:
Minx x x

does that mean Mr Minxy is joining us down the pub then????
He can do but he holds his beer worse than me!! confused lol
Minx x x
hmmm i've seen you hold your beer... or try to... cause what I want to see you is you holding my beer....

wasn't that subtle.....
Quote by BiWelshMinx
Oooh a girlie night...room for one more ? :twisted:
Minx x x

does that mean Mr Minxy is joining us down the pub then????
Quote by Sarah
I am still here xxx

Sarah..
how many times do we have to invite you and tell you to get your sexy arse up here...
Quote by little gem
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And if they don't manage to convert the fit barmaid and bring her back
Gem. x

have you seen me in full tart mood gem????
trust me she'lll be cuming.... and I have the Laird and Neil to help as well.... how could she refuse..
Calista... you are more than welcome to come and join us over the word cup season.... :twisted: :twisted:
the real question is
Gem
Neil
Laird
Fee
Cocoa
Sarah
Meaty
why aren't you all here.....
Cocoa ignore the scottish temptress... you know you promised to look after me before she tried to tempt you away.....
dont worry lads... I know a back way in.... the cellar window...
yes she thinks that she can lock the door from the cellar... but guess where all the power tools live.....
worries me no end HLB....
but the ones to worry about are the ones that already have kids....

how much trouble am I in when she sees this?
sorry for missing most of it stupid system crash on us...
anyone up for doing it again?
only if you join in the after party when me, neil and Laird come back form the pub...
30 mins enough time for them to get started lads?
sorry sweetie... Cocoa said that she is going to keep an eye on me......
so she comes with us while you and gem have a little fun... and don't forget where my camera is lol...
don't worry me and Neil will take very good care of cocoa.....
right Neil when are we going for that pint...
be such a shame if we caught them in the act when we come home early cause the barmaid was far to sexy and the football was on....
nudge nudge wink wink.... ELBOW!!!!
thanks to Dammie and HLB and everyone who helped last night It was brilliant.
Really good to see everyone I had met before... esp those I hadn't seen for a few months.....
Also really good to meet new people as well and hope to get to know you better in time.
ok Darkfire look away this is going to be pink and fluffy...
to my darling... I don't have to say how much you mean to me and how you have changed my life in so many ways since I have met you. It was a bit sureal being back where we met again but so much nicer as a couple... thank you for the past 5 months and I hope it never ends between us...
everyone else no that isn't a hint to go hat shopping
not sure if we have confirmed or not already but Celery and I will def be coming
Quote by sheddy
I Mr Sheddy promise to pay the bearer of this note what ever the hell she wants biggrin

I'd be carefully if I was you Sheddy... you never know what Kate could want.....
Tweeky...
Don't worry about it mate... you did a lot better at your first munch than I did...
I am very bad at picking signals up I try to flirt but not sure if I am always succesful..
And as for your flirting ability... well lets just say someone there did really like you so you can't have been doing too badly.....
H-x sorry didn't have the courage to come to speak to you... will sort that out at the next munch we are both at... and I will drag my sexier half and the tweekys over as well....
Quote by H-x
greenwich mean time
H.x

Actually isn't it BST now? innocent
I stand corrected, I'll be back in an hour.
H.x
err actually.... you should have been here an ago...
would you like us to come back in an hour?
I travel a lot with work, this year been as far north as Edinburgh and as far south as Plymouth, as west as Swansea most easterly has been Sleaford (Lincolnshire)
I get to meet lots of new people and even have socials with people from here...
Down side, can be 4 hours plus a day in my car and being away from my very sexy girlfriend who I love more than she knows.
Quote by sheddy
I've just received a Pm from some one 178 miles away :shock:
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Sheddy,
you need to look at in a good way... any nice pm is a good one and its a starting point to building a new friendship....
Who knows when you might meet... personally I think you should chat as much as you can to H-x..I certainly regret not having the courage to speak to her last night.
Just got back from Bristol....
Big big thanks to Minxy for arraning it all it was great babes.... personal note... please tell me you have burnt your top....... wink
Alex as always the music was great so thanks to you for that... also I believe you were asked the distance to where we are... it's 205 miles from Bristol to here.. lol
Everyone else thanks for being there and making it another great munch...
I know a few women that gush and its a big turn on for me when they do...
I think for a lot its about being relaxed enough to feel that they can and that can invovle trust... for some they just gush naturally...
don't forget nothing can beat a nice bit of Welsh Rarebit...
also welsh and proud...
Quote by H-x
this is bugging me now, another name for 'give us a clue'
may start with s.
H.x

try charades h-x
OF course you would also need to look at fake tan as well...
Currently a lot of people I know favor L'oreal as they have a very good fake tanning lotion that applies easily and doesn't streak.
Also when waxing don't forget to trim your nasal hair and ear hair and considering having your eyebrows waxed as it will give more definition to your eyes...
Failing that a good all weather emulsion should do you!!!
Hi and welcome Outstanding....
hope you have a lot of fun on this site...
Chat and post get to know people and them come meet all us nuts at a munch..
An interesting topic of conversation to say the least...
MarkandNicky you are taking a big risk for voicing your opinions so openly. I hope it doesn't reflect badly on you.
Like in all things... power croupts and absolute power croupts absolutly .. discuss...
It is in the nature of things that people in power like to use it... sometimes because I can sometimes for the good of all, sometimes because I don't agree with that particular viewpoint.
there are some great ops, there are some good ops and then there are some ops who you really have to think why are they doing it or more to the point why are they being allowed to do it.
Yes this site is about swinging but is that all it is about?
Some threads have been locked because they are not about swinging... I thought this place was a community as well as a place for swinging. If you go to a munch you certainly get the sense of the community that there is here, my first munch for instance a site member broke down in thier car and couldn't afford to get it towed from the mway. A quick hat around the room for entirely voluntary contributiions no one was forced you were told what it was for... there was enough for the towing and some left over.
I have seen other sites completely destroyed by the mods because they alienated the people who use the site.
Have I ever been a mod... yes years agos I was a mod on a site and it is hard to stay impartial to everything we are only human and have our own thoughts and feelings that are hard to keep out of things.
Would I ever be a mod again? no I wouldn't I enjoyed doing it but not something I would want to do again.
enough of a rant from me....
Just one thing for everyone to remember the mods are doing it for free.... so we should be thankful for that which we are.
But also the mods are here to ensure the site and the community so I would just ask them to use thier powers wisely but also with common sense sometimes...
of course the big question is... can the mods see how we may or may not have voted. Which would of course bias how you vote....
To others saying this isn't a valid point. Isn't this an open forum to discuss whatever you want... Personally I think if the mods lock this thread they are kinda saying that what we think over rules what anyone else thinks. This is a cafe thread description of the cafe - an open forum for discussion of whatever we want... as long as its not about LMU or 4 legged animals...
Quote by H-x
What? Have they moved Trooping of the Colour? Nah....
I should be there in time if I leave by wednesday.
H.x

well we could come and collect you if you want... of course couldn't promise to get you home til the next day....
ahh Neil....
speaking of gem.... I saw her in chat early.... sent her packing though...
welll H we are down your way next sat.... apparently there is something happening in Bristol....
hate to correct people but...
its not easter until Sunday....
Anyway we (Celestria and I) are stuck at home with the kids til Monday. After that... well they are away and I am off work for the week...
Anyone want to come join us for an evening?
Quote by mdr2000
Well I never play without wearing a condom unless its with someone i've known for a long time and i'm completely sure we're both safe. I only started playing with the ex-wife bareback after we'd both had blood tests and a full check up from the doctors. I for one don't fancy catching anything itchy , contagious or potentially fatal ( Hep C , HIV , etc ). Besides I think women should realise that the more bareback sex they have with the more partners the greater risk they are in from Cervical cancer ( caused by the HPV Virus that men can carry without showing any symptoms ) or Clamydia which can , and often does , make a women sterile.
If people want to play bareback then thats they're decision and I will never look down on anyone or treat them any different than I do anyone else. Its just that if I do play with them i'll wear a condom to protect myself.
Davie ( off to buy a wet suit and divers helmet .. total safety rofl lol :lol: )

Holy Smoke................ Nothing personal BigScotsBloke but don't you think thats just a tad unromantic lol........ Something about tonights posts thats just a trifle depressing lol! Everyone is on about blindin nasties you can catch...... Such a huge turn on ...
Mike

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I don't think that OTT at all. I have always went to the local GUM, together with a new partner before getting rid of condoms in a LTR.
Les x
Mmm Can just see that lol....... each to there own and believe me I'm not knocking anything you decide to do..... in fact quite sensible I just can't see me ever getting to a point where I would ask a new partner to pop along to the local GUM (clap clinic yeah?) and having the tests done before accepting her lol....... Its a bit like an MOT eh... good for the day it was done and thats it... surely better to know someone and decide rather than a test!!! Who knows what happens right after a test... or what can't be picked up at the time and place by such tests??
sorry for quoting such a long post....
I have checked application forms for major providers of life insurance within the UK (yes ok sad but its kinda what I do for a living)
The wording on the questionaires are:
Have you ever been exposed for HIV ( having unsafe sex etc)
The 2nd question is....
Have you ever been tested positive for HIV?
you do have to disclose any test that has come negative.
Hope that helps and puts people's mind at rest.