can we come to your pre-munch drinks????
pretty please.
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Fektart
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 53
Bisexual Female, 53
0 miles · Carmarthenshire
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Quote by celestria
I personally like the idea of some fairly lights twisted through that headboard but then I might just be a bit wierd
Not a chance... No way.... NO!!!!
We're in the process of totally revamping our bedroom too and have just ordered all our new bedroom furniture. The tart has the job of ripping out my nasty horrible fitted wardrobes and organising forthe carpet fitter to come the week after next
yes while someone goes away for the week and plays with thier new nephew......
Quote by makingcocoa
oooh that reminds me.... incoming pm
If it involves either (a) tarting (b) further plans for destruction of the futon or (c) the next time there's a 'do' at yours, can I have a PM too? :twisted: :rascal:
its ok ....
I am home again now so normal tarting can be resummed.... both dg and cocoa my pm box now !!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Kaz as for your lapdance I was waiting upstairs for you :twisted: :twisted:
Just wanted to say a big thank you to everyone who was involved in arranging last night.
Great to see so many wonderfull people there and I didn't get a chance to a speak to everyone I wanted to....
To our house guests... thank you for being so wonderful... VickyUk as always breakfast was wonderful...
one big message to Marms..... I love you you're gorgeous cupcake :giggle:
Great to see so many wonderfull people there and I didn't get a chance to a speak to everyone I wanted to....
To our house guests... thank you for being so wonderful... VickyUk as always breakfast was wonderful...
one big message to Marms..... I love you you're gorgeous cupcake :giggle:
Quote by Kiss
I am very sad to say that due to a family issue I can't make it tomorrow.
:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
I am so very very sorry that is at such short notice and that I won't get to meet those people I've wanted to meet for such a long time.
I hope everyone has a a fabulous evening.
grrr we were so looking forward to meeting you.....
never mind, hope everything is ok Kiss, family is always first, there will be other munches....
Quote by MikeC
Yippeeeee ..... I should get to the Hotel about 3ish and then will get my ass over to the bar. Can someone ( who I know ) who is going to predrinks PM me a mobile number so I don't stand in the pub looking like a lemon looking for y'all.
i thought u looked like an orange :twisted:
I thought so looked more like melon....
no sorry thats she's got a lovely pair of melons isn't it.....
Yes ok its bad but couldn't resist..
Quote by blonde
Can we pretend to be newbies at the "Munch" thing? :shock:
Can someone hold our hands? :P
Will we get away with this?
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
with your looks Sam you would get away with most things...
is it just your hands you want holding???? :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by Abilene
Sarah,
I just took a good look at the guest list. This is going to be an absolutely fucking awesome party!!!!!! I shall have to sit on my damn hands all night to stop myself groping all those sexy people !!!!!
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Yep, I am officailly excited about this one !!!
don't sit on your hands on our account.....
I am sure no one would mind you groping them...
I queue last night for 30mins to get some diesel....
Well I was down to an empty tank so had to do it.
While the payment was going through the guy at the till said... you must be one of the only people here who has had a full tank, apparently most people were paying between £10 and £20 for thier petrol, so where only filling up 1/2 a tank.
The mileage allowance is 40p a mile for the first 10k then 25p a mile for any further mileage. This hasn't changed for the past 4 years that I know off but yet, the cost of running a car has increased dramatically.
I have nothing againist public transport and would use it, if it was reliable and ecomonical. Where I used to live I worked out it was about 50p a day cheaper to drive to work than to get the train, that included my diesel, road tax and insurance....
anyway my little bit over....
Well I was down to an empty tank so had to do it.
While the payment was going through the guy at the till said... you must be one of the only people here who has had a full tank, apparently most people were paying between £10 and £20 for thier petrol, so where only filling up 1/2 a tank.
The mileage allowance is 40p a mile for the first 10k then 25p a mile for any further mileage. This hasn't changed for the past 4 years that I know off but yet, the cost of running a car has increased dramatically.
I have nothing againist public transport and would use it, if it was reliable and ecomonical. Where I used to live I worked out it was about 50p a day cheaper to drive to work than to get the train, that included my diesel, road tax and insurance....
anyway my little bit over....
I've been told to tell you why I call Celery Polar Bear...
One night Celery was wearing this white fluffy dressing gown that she has which is really soft so it's her polar bear outfit.
Anyway we were having a snuggle on the bed and I turned to her and started to say..."get your fa....." I stopped at this point...
she then went let me finish that for you..."Fat Polar Bear arse"
I mean all I wanted was to hold her closer and she holds it againist me.... :dunno:
Yeah ok the wording might not have been the best I could use....
One night Celery was wearing this white fluffy dressing gown that she has which is really soft so it's her polar bear outfit.
Anyway we were having a snuggle on the bed and I turned to her and started to say..."get your fa....." I stopped at this point...
she then went let me finish that for you..."Fat Polar Bear arse"
I mean all I wanted was to hold her closer and she holds it againist me.... :dunno:
Yeah ok the wording might not have been the best I could use....
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Oooooh - please may I submit my entry after the weekend????
FB - don't forget ur cam :twisted: :twisted:
CA x
Bags I being cameragirl :twisted: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
OMG ladies !
hwoar: :phwoar: :phwoar: :phwoar: :phwoar: :phwoar: What a lovely sight to see when I get home from work :inlove:
Bollocks to the fact that it's only 8am :twisted:
so now you are home where is your entry????
Quote by LadyFeeBee
Only if your hands are warm :undecided:
Yes Laird did stay in the house while giggling at the look on my face, a cross betweenand :shock: cause he was winding me up that the neighbours were peeking over the fence
Fee
XX
I'll warm them just for you.........
they were watching.... he has also promised to send the pic that he took of the look on thier faces when they saw you....
Quote by the_Laird
Oh they are more than old enough.
They must reckon we are mad though 'cause I keep popping my head around the door to see if they are away.
Its currently peeing down as well!!!!
maybe they now think you are trying to catch them at it.... you know like one of those dodgy old men you get.....
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