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24 Nov 2006

Quote by the_Laird
PMSL
Just stepped out the back to take the pics and next doors son and girlfriend came out for a smoke!!! :shock: :shock:

why didn't you ask her to join in as well ??? :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: lol

only if she is old enough of course

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20 Nov 2006

it could have been worse it could have been this that arrived.....

bolt

and there is nothing wrong with Blondie's Sat nav... not his fault he has the wrong map i it :giggle:

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15 Nov 2006

Quote by Abilene
Booked !! Now you all really do have to put up with me !!!

do we have to ???? lol

be really nice to see you again

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14 Nov 2006

is that for Billy or Betty??? lol
anyway most of us are only there on Sat....

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14 Nov 2006

Quote by celestria
Last year I wore my jeans and a strappy top... some people dress up, others don't so you won't look out of place whatever you decide to wear. I will recommend comfortable footwear though

comfortable footwear ??? you???? dunno

:dunno:
what happened to the thigh highs everyone loves..... (the ones with the 4 inch heels on)

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10 Nov 2006

BUMP
and a reminder
there are a large number of us going to Erotica on Sat...
Apparently most of them are going to a have a few drinks at a pub near Erotica during the evening. The pub will be closed to general public and only those on the list will be allowed in.
Hope to see as many of you there as possible.

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3 Nov 2006

Quote by kazswallows

I'm pleased one of you recognises my authority :giggle:

Are you saying he doesn't? :twisted: Good excuse to punish him then :rascal:

I am sure we can persuade the lapdancer it's now his official role Especially if he can choose his own music and practice on me ... I'll do my best seeing how horny I got watching him last time :wink:

lalalalala, do I really want to here the details ;)

you punish me..... yeah right :giggle:
instead of telling you why don't we show you?????
:twisted: :twisted:

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28 Sep 2006

Happy Birthday Moribus...
hope you have a great day
Only 3 months to go now......

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7 Sep 2006

Quote by celestria
Aww Timmy I was going to get you a pressie, but then realised you had best present a man can have.. 'Jas'
So what can you buy a man who has everything
Hope you have a great day mate, stay in touch.
TnH

Replacement tent poles... trust me on this one wink

Happy birthday Timmy drinkies

either that or more gaffa tape..... ;)

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7 Sep 2006

Quote by Abilene
Well, my fish has survived the night!!!!
hmmm, any name suggestions for the lucky wee thing?........................

Swallows... cause it certainly doesn't spit..
:giggle::giggle::giggle:
I love it!!!!! :giggle:
the next question is which do you do... and when can I find out... answer by pm :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: (if you want that is)
Do you really have to ask???????
Spitting in public is rude didn't you know........ :twisted:
Totally agree ... and no man is worth making a mess for :twisted:
now you know I am going to remember that........ :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

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6 Sep 2006

come on Abi you can do it

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6 Sep 2006

anyone for chat?

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6 Sep 2006

Quote by wild rose and the stag
dont tease me im stressed out as it is , rose has had me dressed in a bloody veil this morning on web cam wearing nothing else but a strategicaly placed bouquet, she now has me moving old cars round the farm to make more room its like a scene from carry on camping here feckles
im going to work tomorrow just to get a rest
stagster
xx

But have you fed and stabled the magic ninja ponies yet?????

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6 Sep 2006

Quote by wild rose and the stag
we cant go, make a note to invite us next time, we have shedloads f guests this weekend
fab club youll love it

if you are going to be like that we won't come!!
Yeah right....
of guests not f guests
sorry fektart
redface

just teasing you mate....
really looking forward to celebrating with you on Sat.

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6 Sep 2006

Quote by blueeyes6969
It feels weird to me sometimes, knowing peoples reals names, and speaking to them on the phone or via text etc, only to have to switch back to their screen names in the forum or chatroom.

The number of times I see someone's real name appear on msn and I think 'who the f*ck is that?' rotflmao

.... And there was me thinking you were genuinely busy and not ignoring me :giggle:
right new mission... too scared to talk to them on sat..... must find out more about blueeyes......

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6 Sep 2006

Quote by mazandden
Do you really have to ask???????
Spitting in public is rude didn't you know........ :twisted:

no didn't have to ask....
was a vain attempt to get a pm.... lol :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

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6 Sep 2006

Quote by wild rose and the stag
we cant go, make a note to invite us next time, we have shedloads f guests this weekend
fab club youll love it

if you are going to be like that we won't come!!
Yeah right....

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6 Sep 2006

Quote by mazandden
Well, my fish has survived the night!!!!
hmmm, any name suggestions for the lucky wee thing?........................

Swallows... cause it certainly doesn't spit..
:giggle::giggle::giggle:
I love it!!!!! :giggle:
the next question is which do you do... and when can I find out... answer by pm :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: (if you want that is)

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6 Sep 2006

Quote by mazandden
Well, my fish has survived the night!!!!
hmmm, any name suggestions for the lucky wee thing?........................

Swallows... cause it certainly doesn't spit..
:giggle::giggle::giggle:

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6 Sep 2006

Quote by winchwench

how about a compromise.... we all meet up and see what fun we can get up to.... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Thats my kinda compromise! :thumbup:
:twisted:
well seeing as you will be cetre of attention why don't you arrange it... Me and Celestria are very interested in meeting you... Sassy wants to come...
now is this going to be a social or private party?

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5 Sep 2006

Quote by Jas-Tim
Well I bought these today - stockings donated by Polo, and aren't feet awkward to photograph on your own :shock:

These are my knee highs

This is a pair of my thigh boots - more of the top of them than full thing though

Jas
XXX

Jas as always stunning.... now when can I get you out of them..... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

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5 Sep 2006

Quote by Abilene
I want these in black .... birthday in 2 weeks y'all can start a collection.

I want to see you in them.... nothing else just the boots.... oh a smile would be nice as well....

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5 Sep 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren

As for the rest of you........chill girls & boys......theres plenty Winchwench to go around!

I think as the official Wifelet I should be first in line :smug:
how many times do I have to tell you she offered to wrap her legs around my neck before yours......
how about a compromise.... we all meet up and see what fun we can get up to.... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

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5 Sep 2006

welcome to the madhouse....
well we aren't all mad but we might look it sometimes....

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5 Sep 2006

Quote by winchwench
As for the rest of you........chill girls & boys......theres plenty Winchwench to go around!

so when is your uk tour starting???
or what munchs / socials are you going to? if none why not???

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5 Sep 2006

Quote by sercher01

what you looking at Willis

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5 Sep 2006

roast leg of lamb, yorkshire pudding, new potatoes, carrots, califlower and broccoli and gravy,

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5 Sep 2006

a great man taken to soon.
When you watched what he did I will admit I thought he was mad to put himself in some much danger, but he was doing what he believed was right and what needed to be done.
What touched me the most was his friend saying he will be missed because of his work as an enviromentalist, because he was a good friend but also because he was a great father.
How many people get described as a great father these days???

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5 Sep 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren
Sod off Fektart and get to the back of the queue

sorry Sassy... but it was me she asked if I would like them wrapped around my neck..... :smug: :smug: :smug: :giggle: :giggle:

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5 Sep 2006

Quote by winchwench
ops: :oops:
Gone all red now!
But don't go burstin me bubble by telling me all the admiration is coz I finally posted a pic in a sensible size! :giggle:

no its cause you are a very sexy and attractive woman and we all fancy you.... (read the signs.... lol

)
it could have been cropped and a little bigger for my liking (some of us are never happy)

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