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5 Sep 2006

Quote by winchwench

What, like this? Or did you have something a little more close up in mind.......like wrapped around your neck? :twisted:

thats a start....
but wrapped around my neck or waist would be better... or them wrapped around Celestria's neck while I watch would be good as well..... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

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5 Sep 2006

Quote by winchwench
I'm just pleased I got a last minute couple of votes in.....
makes it look like the flashy banner was worthwhile!
Congrats to ALL the lovely lasses asses who took part!

I think you should have scored a lot better winchwench... you have a lovely backside... but with one only vote... its hard to make that choice... there were some lovely backsides to select from...
Sorry but H's boots on sat did kinda sway my vote....
Aww, thank you fektart! Just wish I'd seen these infamous boots!
mind you... you would probably look just at good in a pair of boots looking at your legs... fancy giving me a viewing.... :twisted: :twisted:

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5 Sep 2006

Quote by winchwench
I'm just pleased I got a last minute couple of votes in.....
makes it look like the flashy banner was worthwhile!
Congrats to ALL the lovely lasses asses who took part!

I think you should have scored a lot better winchwench... you have a lovely backside... but with one only vote... its hard to make that choice... there were some lovely backsides to select from...
Sorry but H's boots on sat did kinda sway my vote....

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5 Sep 2006

I think the hardest part of your plan is how are you going to advertise the club and make sure you have people visit.
Celery and I have discussed opening a club if we had enough money, we have a fair idea what people would want a club, as we enjoy clubs now again and would ask around others that we know and trust on the site for thier opinion.
The best way for a club to get new members is word of mouth if people say the place is crap then no one will visit. of course if you have to get those people in first....
if you do go ahead with it and good luck to you if you decide to do it, how about holding a social or mini munch there as an opening party... make some area dressed so people can relax and chill and enjoy the munch and then there is the rest of the club to do 'club' things in....
just an idea... but you would get as many people as you can in your door on your openning night and if the club is good they would say so to everyone that asked...

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5 Sep 2006

Quote by sercher01

I told you I could hit my own face with my 'weapon'

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5 Sep 2006

Sometimes I find myself much to nervous and scared of rejection at a munch....
if you really liked someone at a munch I pm them afterwards and say it was really nice to meet them, and would they like to chat and meet up again in the future.....
it opens the door the more conversation and who knows what else...
last time I sent that pm we met up about 3 days later and it was 2 days after we met before I left her house :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: and we now live together......
so what have you got to loose??
yeah ok the polite thanks but no thanks does hurt but we can't all be everyone's cup of tea (what a strange saying that is really but I think that could be a whole new thread.)

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4 Sep 2006

Quote by Abilene
However ( and I am sure I am going to keep adding to this as I think of things ... lol) I am very insecure about my naked body so even when I am attracted to someone and I throw signs out there I usually wait for them to make that initial move as I always think "Oh they are just being polite talking to me" Now, that first move can be something as simple as a touch of the hand or a look ... .but I do wait for it.

Abi... you don't have to be insecure about your body... not the way you looked on Sat.
I understand exactly how you feel though... I feel the same way.
Fire.... love the avatar pic... you looked stuning on Sat, there is no way that people weren't intersted, prob a bit intimated with how good you looked and didn't want to face rejection from you incase you didn't like them.
oh and if you want... I am really really crap at signs... I didn't even realise that Celestria liked me when we first met... apparently everyone else in the room knew....

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4 Sep 2006

Quote by sercher01

you take that back what you said about my mum

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3 Sep 2006

Quote by meat2pleaseu

Come on lads, the woodpile is just over there......
rotflmao

i can't see the ninja ponies though Celery?
thats cause they are ninjas.... just shows how good they are.....

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3 Sep 2006

Quote by sercher01

Come on lad, push, nearly there... and breath... in, out, in out... and push again.....

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3 Sep 2006

Quote by dambuster

Does this make it a girls night out, just not sure who should be wearing what :giggle:

Pmsl - if only you could see what's running through my mind redface

I imagine there willbe a theme, it just depends what I think HLB would let me get away with :twisted:
Can we have bin bags and gaffa tape please can we :rose: :rose::giggle:

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3 Sep 2006

Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
Just had a flashback to when dammie caught me oggling Calista's boobs

why?
she has lovely boobs and they need to be oggled on a regular basis......

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3 Sep 2006

Quote by essex34m
I did post that my vote could be bought, i phoned a drunken welsh tart on friday ("hello there, just a quick call, an hour later....) who said that she would offer me a range of sexual favours if i voted for H-x
I met H-x on sat, and having now met her, I now realise my vote goes to H-x, the phone offer is just the icing, and hasnt influenced me one bit, seeing H-x on sat influenced me

would that be because of the boots she was wearing.... H-x you looked stunning..... and we all loved the boots let alone the rear that goes with it.

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3 Sep 2006

Quote by sercher01

are we nearly there yet?

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3 Sep 2006

Quote by Abilene
Can I please beg and plead for an invite as a newly addicted munchie? I promise to be well behaved.
p.s. Are ya happy now Feklar??

not yet but we can work on that can't we.....
as for the promise to behave... stand more chance if you didn't promise that lol

:lol: :twisted: :twisted:

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3 Sep 2006

Quote by Darkfire
I shall certainly beg to be on the list

we have a new Munch addict biggrin

:happy: :happy:
possibe.. but she is yet to sign up to the wigan munch...... :lol:

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3 Sep 2006

Madamie
Its in our diary.... now you just have to let us come.... lol

:lol:

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3 Sep 2006

Sassy said last night that she was def coming next week....

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3 Sep 2006

another big thank you...
A big thanks to Darkfire and everyone involved in arranging another great munch.
Really good to see everyone so dressed up....
Lovely to chat to all friends and put faces to names of some people who will hopefully be new friends very soon....

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2 Sep 2006

Quote by Pete_sw
(jump)
:taz: Jehova Jehova :taz:
are there any women here? :shock:

No no no....
He said Jehova...... stone him

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2 Sep 2006

Quote by Abilene
Afraid i can't make it either
Hope you all have a good time
Minx xx

FEK FEK FEK !!!!!! mad

:x
you only have to shout the once you know...... lol

:lol:
Now what can I do for you...... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Bitey you are a very bad girl for not coming... and you were one of the arse's I needed to 'inspect' for the vote...... evil

:evil:

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1 Sep 2006

Quote by essex34m
Kissing is an essential part of the whole sex thing for me..it's the way foreplay starts off..and err the other bits in-between ( I won't elaborate as I can't find the words )
Personally I enjoy kissing ladies more in a swinging situation as I enjoy lady kisses more, they are more soft, sensual and erotic to me (but if a bloke wants to shag me he should have the decency to kiss me first lol.)
With my other half kisses are important, be they the looking into your eyes deep kiss while making love, or the quick peck as they are running out of the door. I can't explain why-they just are ;)
Minx x x

why, are they in English?
cut it out you... you leave the lovely bitey alone...
Not our fault that being Welsh means we are better...
Bitey --- don't you worry about him cariad

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1 Sep 2006

Quote by Kiss
Promises promises! :rascal:

right....
give us a date and time and you'll get it....

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1 Sep 2006

Quote by Kiss
I've just had a thought - I do hope that doesn't break the AUP!

Kiss you know better than cock shots on forum threads.....
Celery says you can come break her with it, if you want....
as long as I can watch you...... :twisted: :twisted:
Well it's not real. dunno

I'm not sure now whether I am in the wrong. :scared:
ANd I would be happy to spend some time with Celery, and of course you can watch....
With a pair of binoculars from the Travelodge on the opposite side of the carriageway! :giggle:
kiss

:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
and you'll get that in person when I meet you.....

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1 Sep 2006

Quote by Kiss
I've just had a thought - I do hope that doesn't break the AUP!

Nah ... it's educational ...cos I am sure getting an education. Hate to sound stupid but does it feel somewhat realistic? To touch I mean? I am totally fasinated right now.
Well seeing as you asked - the good thing about it is it holds body heat, unlike hollow plastic ones that can feel cold.
It's also got some 'give' which is nice.
but whats it like at taking a good punishment???

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1 Sep 2006

Quote by Kiss
I've just had a thought - I do hope that doesn't break the AUP!

Kiss you know better than cock shots on forum threads.....
Celery says you can come break her with it, if you want....
as long as I can watch you...... :twisted: :twisted:

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1 Sep 2006

Quote by Abilene
Now where in the world am I gonna find a condom big enough for THAT ?!?!?!

how about this ????

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1 Sep 2006

I am sure this would make your eyes water.....

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1 Sep 2006

Quote by Sarah
I'm at Darkfire's tomorrow, I will show you what your prize is for voting for me.

do we get the prize before we vote???
no still not decided....
Yes
How about a snog??
right... thats a starting bid..
I also know from the list that H-x and Bitey are going ...
so ladies any advances on a snog.... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :giggle:

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1 Sep 2006

Quote by Sarah
I'm at Darkfire's tomorrow, I will show you what your prize is for voting for me.

do we get the prize before we vote???
no still not decided....

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