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Fektart
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 54
Bisexual Female, 53
0 miles · Carmarthenshire

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Quote by Kiss_Me
err I did have a different hobby...
kinda still do but not doing it a tthe moment
ballroom and latin american dancing....
and yes I did used to compete as well

Ahhh that explains your dress sense.........
wink
bolt
look I only that sparkly sequined catsuit cause you asked me too.... and you promised you wouldn't tell anyone...
actually I always seemed to do a lot more ballrroom... so more the full tailsuit for me...
rotflmao
I know I know.... I'm sorry! I'll buy you some more brown boot polish so you can top up your tan to make up for it ok?
:wink:
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oh no that stuff gives you really bad streaks....
tell you what you can help me apply the fake tan... but only after I have applied it to you... after all have to show you how to do it to get it streak free.... and I will need it to be all over me... well I might wear one of the those open latin tops and you don't want people to see my tan lines now do you... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by Kiss_Me
err I did have a different hobby...
kinda still do but not doing it a tthe moment
ballroom and latin american dancing....
and yes I did used to compete as well

Ahhh that explains your dress sense.........
wink
bolt
look I only that sparkly sequined catsuit cause you asked me too.... and you promised you wouldn't tell anyone...
actually I always seemed to do a lot more ballrroom... so more the full tailsuit for me...
err I did have a different hobby...
kinda still do but not doing it a tthe moment
ballroom and latin american dancing....
and yes I did used to compete as well
there is still a lot of misconception about what swinging is like...
with my job I get to travel the country and am in different offices all the time. I know some people in these offices fairly well and they have open discussions. One day someone made a joke about how they didn't really know that much about my love life, apart from I had recently got new girlfriend and had lost weight so my sex life must be great at the moment... someone else in the group made the comment about how I must be going to those kind of parties where you through your car keys in a bowl and go from there..... Made a joke about I'm sure its not like that anymore....
I have no problem with people knowing what I do but with the job I have it is not something I can admit to as it would effect how people look at me and also my career...
Anyway the next time I was in the office... the person who made the car key comment came up to me and asked if I remember the conversation about the car keys... since then they had found out that one of the other members of the office was a swinger.... and from the tone of thier voice they didn't approve... but then went on to say about this cute guy they had seen on the way in and how they would love to get to know them a lot better... (well thats the politte version... I think the phrase was pop their cherry...)
Quote by Jags
Do you do hoovering

Yep,
You got a hoover??
NEVER mind hoovering - get reporting!!
cool
You are going to regret that :twisted:
Just to make it worse... thought I should warn you Celery's on the look out for you now as well Jags.....
I already am!!
lol
Quote by neilinleeds
oh, and you can tell dammie from me, if he calls me bignose just one more time, i'll have 'im! :P lol ;)
neil x x x ;)

how about if he calls you Bigus Dickus.... :lol: :lol: :lol:
Quote by redpantherman
All arrangements made via this post will remain the sole responsibilities of the postees
I cannot & will not arrange trains, planes, automobiles, tuk-tuks or any winged fairies to facilitate your travel to & from the venue.
can you do a Tardis instead ????
The Tardis, an acronym for...
Time And Relative Dimension In Space
The interior of the Tardis uses a separate set of dimensions to the exterior - so it's a lot bigger on the inside than the outside... to surmise I can think of one other thing that also gets bigger on the inside!!!
Now fectart where were we? :twisted:
yeah but just think how many rooms it has that we could use to hold a lovely after party.... instead of the pub round the door and just slightly down the road.....
look don't knock it.....
it might work....
after all I've managed it from here...
yeah well ok I met both at munches and starting going out with one.... but it is possible.....
Quote by redpantherman
All arrangements made via this post will remain the sole responsibilities of the postees
I cannot & will not arrange trains, planes, automobiles, tuk-tuks or any winged fairies to facilitate your travel to & from the venue.

can you do a Tardis instead ????
since when do you need a clear heard to install windows, office, java and msn beta???
most of it does it itself..... hmmm kate don't listen to him if he takes more than 2 hours he's gone wrong!!!
of course the other vision I am having is the classic..
I've finished with your laptop sweetheart.... and look at all these bits I've saved that you didn't need....
i also have the visions of Kate shouting have you nearly finished yet...
sheddy going nearly...
an hour later...... almost finished dear.....
Quote by sheddy

no no no you want to go with vista.... looks stunning shame I couldn't get the sound to work on my pc...
but then again if she was running me before... you will be doing your best scotty impression with Vista " ach she canna take anymore"
Xp pro is your best bet but make sure she has at least 256M of ram otherwise it will crawl.

Its a 5 year old lap top I'm dealing with so vista is out of the question and as for the ram hence i'm undecided untill I've sat in front of the machine trust me I know what I'm doing wink
never said you weren't just giving some advice as I have seen how slow 1200 P3 laptops go on xp with only 128M ram
Quote by sheddy
Don't think we can make it, In one hand I will have a knackerd laptop and in the other a copy of windows me or XP which ever I decide to install at the time confused Wish me luck all she should be back on line by December if things go to plan rolleyes lol

no no no you want to go with vista.... looks stunning shame I couldn't get the sound to work on my pc...
but then again if she was running me before... you will be doing your best scotty impression with Vista " ach she canna take anymore"
Xp pro is your best bet but make sure she has at least 256M of ram otherwise it will crawl.
Couldn't be bothered to find the old thread?
Anyone interested in forum chat tonight at 8?
Quote by meat2pleaseu
The up side is that we will provide you with your own kit.... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

think this is all she needs to wear

thats more than I was going to give her...
All she was going to get was a sponge....
Quote by BabyBrenda
you can be in charage of the magic sponge wink

Thanks very much x
that is a very important job... you have to take care of all injuries that players get... groin strains can be common...
and after the match make sure everyone is clean all over..... and it will involve you getting in the bath as well....
The up side is that we will provide you with your own kit.... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by meat2pleaseu
we could have a kick about on saturday, take on onlyme, celery, tatty, cocoa, minxy and the others. then at full time swap shirts and share a bath with them :twisted: :rascal:

OMG for once I am going to have to agree with Meaty....
shame that bitey isn't going anymore though Meaty.... we will have to find a sub for her......(someone who doesn't know that grabbing thier breats is a fowl and not a permitted way to tackle a female....)
Quote by meat2pleaseu
Mines quite empty to keep my inbox under control, what with me being an international super stud. innocent
i'll have to give Celery a demo on saturday while you're watching the footie :rascal:

glad to see the medication is working.... (it makes him think that...)
as for football no sorry no interest in that..... far more interested in the sexy fems on this site.....
Quote by meat2pleaseu
Well I'm glad you guys are open with your comments I s'pose lol Hey Feklar & Meat2 *waves*
I'm not really sure how I'd be a prankster but I guess people take the piss out of places like this - I won't be telling people I come here anytime soon.
Don't worry Kiss_Me - no need to apologise. You sound like a decent bunch.

Baby B we are constantly taking the piss out of each other.....
most people are nice... be carefull of meaty he's a tart.... apparently I am as well... if you want to see more of both of us try the pervy bum pics thread....
why would she want to look at your skinny ass, the only thing people find attractive about you is Here flipa
yeah well at least this is something worth looking at on my profile....
shame others can't say that....
Quote by BabyBrenda
Well I'm glad you guys are open with your comments I s'pose lol Hey Feklar & Meat2 *waves*
I'm not really sure how I'd be a prankster but I guess people take the piss out of places like this - I won't be telling people I come here anytime soon.
Don't worry Kiss_Me - no need to apologise. You sound like a decent bunch.

Baby B we are constantly taking the piss out of each other.....
most people are nice... be carefull of meaty he's a tart.... apparently I am as well... if you want to see more of both of us try the pervy bum pics thread....
Quote by meat2pleaseu
Feklar, you tart

meaty....
all I have to say to you is...
come in pot, this is kettle, you're black....
Quote by Kiss_Me
Fektart! smackbottom
I saw Brenda first! wink

I am sure we can share..... maybe even at the same time.... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: lol
who did donald???
I thought all references to animals and sex are banned..
Kiss_me seeing as you need more sex.... mine and Celery's house .....now (well as soon as you can make it) :twisted:
Welcoime to the mad house Baby B...
actually we are not that bad...
Sassy and Kiss_me aren't me on the other hand... well that would be telling...
best thing to do is to join in the banter on here... the silly ones and the serious ones...
also watch out for the Forum chat room which we hang out in now again...
It may be opened tonigt (hint look for the forum chat room thread it will tell you where it is and when it is open)
any questions.... well learn an important lesson... find out what the pm button does...
Mine is just under this post... next to the button that tells yous more about my profile
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
I am under instruction to post this...
hope you ladies like it...
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Quote by celestria
count us in...
we have a 9 person tent.....
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

it's lucky that Celery has friends then :giggle:
yeah and you're not one of them so you won't be welcome in our tent!!!! ever!!!!!!!
that's what you think hunny :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
yeah ok he can but only if he brings Fee or another attractive suitable female with him lol
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by meat2pleaseu
count us in...
we have a 9 person tent.....
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

it's lucky that Celery has friends then :giggle:
yeah and you're not one of them so you won't be welcome in our tent!!!! ever!!!!!!!
Quote by mazandden
See, I knew someone would! You're so clever splendid!
And Fecklar, you trying to out -do us on tent size, eh?!? mad
4+9=......
:twisted:

actually maz... was more thinking we could just meet up with our tent and not bother with yours...