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13 Jun 2006

Quote by BiWelshMinx
..BUT you ain't after girls so I will just feck off now
Minx x x

I am though :twisted:
omg :shock: I think I've been talking to Feklar for too long :shock:
Well Hello baby!! :inlove: kiss

Minx x x
Sassy what you saying about me
Minxy... welll hello sexy!!!!
I aint typing in here no more, my first effort failed miserably, my second was ignored and I almost got a Jags-slap sad

:( :shock: :twisted:
I'm offski ;)
Minx x x
no one would ignore someone as sexy as you bitey...
my pm box is always open for you...

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13 Jun 2006

Quote by BiWelshMinx
..BUT you ain't after girls so I will just feck off now
Minx x x

I am though :twisted:
omg :shock: I think I've been talking to Feklar for too long :shock:
Well Hello baby!! :inlove: kiss

Minx x x
Sassy what you saying about me
Minxy... welll hello sexy!!!!

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13 Jun 2006

Quote by Jags
Does " Get yer tits out luv" count ?
:giggle:
Minx x x

:roll: deep sigh.. I said FLIRTING... coy stuff, eyes cast downward, hands together in lap away from twiddly bits and a longing in the soul. Don't think 'get your tits out luv' touchs it!
:taz: :taz:
:smitten:
proper flirting
like whats a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?
not
That top looks great on you... it will look even better on my bedroom floor....

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13 Jun 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren
wanna bet? My arse is spreading as we speak

hmmm wouldn't mind doing some of the spreading myself....

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13 Jun 2006

I've already given you an invite to flirt with me via pm once this evening...

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13 Jun 2006

Quote by Jags

hmmm jags' number now there is something I would like... and her address and oh well sod it a weekend of her with me and Cel...... (thats to start with)
I don't want much do I????

Maybe... a definite maybe!! West Yorkshire's not too far away, mind you I thought Scotch Corner was Durham the other day when I rang the Old Bill. redface

ops:

we might hold you to the definite part... maybe lol

anytime you want to flirt jags... you know where my pm box is....

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13 Jun 2006

we got it as well....
autoroute is a wonderful thing.

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13 Jun 2006

Quote by Jags
A PM!??? :shock: :shock:
Goes off humming Undertones song... you got my number...
:cry:

hmmm jags' number now there is something I would like... and her address and oh well sod it a weekend of her with me and Cel...... (thats to start with)
I don't want much do I????

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13 Jun 2006

Quote by daveanddebbie69
is she really away on business or is she meeting up with a hunk for a few nights of wild and passionate sex?

I thought she was coming to vist us for a few days.... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
might not be his wife... but its someone from Nottingham who said she is going to tell her husband she is away on business..... lol

:lol: :lol:
no sorry you must be mistaken, she said she was meeting us for an orgy with at least ten other couples lol.......
oh ok...
can we come as well????

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13 Jun 2006

Quote by celestria
you gave in far too easily Sassy :giggle:

and you can keep quiet....
do you think I try to chat up all the really attractive bi women for my own good...
its for you sweetie.....
I get nothing out of it at all......

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13 Jun 2006

Quote by celestria
is she really away on business or is she meeting up with a hunk for a few nights of wild and passionate sex?

I thought she was coming to vist us for a few days.... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
might not be his wife... but its someone from Nottingham who said she is going to tell her husband she is away on business..... lol

:lol: :lol:

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13 Jun 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren
Oooo I do love a man who's forceful :inlove:

so why aren't you doing as you are told then....
evil

:evil:

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13 Jun 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren

we really shouldn't hold it against them you know...
lol

I was hoping to be able to hold something against you for a while :twisted: innocent

would have to be against us both sassy.... and we would like that a lot...
my pm box now !!!!

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13 Jun 2006

Quote by essex34m

you leave minxy alone...
English isn't the first language of everyone on this board
Cymru am Byth

come in my bath?
my god you foreigners have some weird ways
Sassy they won't notice... you know what they are like... anyway essex changed it...
its not his fault...
we really shouldn't hold it against them you know...
lol

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13 Jun 2006

Quote by essex34m

Seriously I would have to say a criminal psychologist, all that getting into the minds of mass murderers has a kind of twisted appeal to me
Minx x x

Now I've read that...Mass murderer or serial killer.
wink

De_sade
Both, each has his or hers morbidly fascinating reasons and I would love to get to the bottom of them (with a view to 'fixing' the thinking perhaps).
Minx x x
No, no, no, no....I mean now I've read your post, I want to be a mass murderer or serial killer. :wink:
De_sade
:doh: :giggle: I was wondering why you had left the ' ? ' off your first post, but you didn't you cheeky little scamp did you ? Minx-the-numpty misinterpreted it lol

Oh and please don't resort to murder in order to open your mind to me..I find the PM system both convenient and speedy ;)
Minx x x
and once you have a grasp of the English language, it will be even speedier
you leave minxy alone...
English isn't the first language of everyone on this board
Cymru am Byth

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13 Jun 2006

Anyone up for forum chat at 8 tonight?

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13 Jun 2006

Quote by celestria
:laughabove: :gagged:

look at that everyone a first...
Celery being gagged and quiet.... wow how good must he be???
as for everything on the profile....
nah... missing some vital bits for the girlies..... how big is your.........
Choose from the available list
Wallet
Cock
Head
Car

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13 Jun 2006

Quote by Kiss_Me
Well technically I am a southerner... however I used to live in Manchester (for 2 years) so you could say I 'swing both ways'

hmmm if only you did Kiss me....
so when are you going to come and meet me and Celery??? or allow us to meet you???? :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

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13 Jun 2006

Quote by Kiss_Me

Psst......you could organise it in Newcastle.........just thinking of somewhere central for Fee and the Laird of course
Les x

How about The Midlands, the land in the middle. very central indeed :thumbup:
hmmm Meaty have you seen who wants to go???
we are all northerners (apart from Cocoa but she has honory Northern status(mainly cause there is always room for her in our bed :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: )
so Leeds is the new midlands :twisted:
now get up north you southerner.....
Ahem ? poke

oke:
I second your "Ahem?" Minx!
I too am a horny southerner... but alas it seems they don't want us!
wink

Kiss me, you, Bitey and Mr Bitey would be more than welcome to come and join us...
The only reason this is currentl;y being proposed for being 'up north' is that most of the people on the thread are notherners...
well apart from me... who is welsh and proud of it (don't tell them about our secret master plan)

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13 Jun 2006

Quote by meat2pleaseu

Psst......you could organise it in Newcastle.........just thinking of somewhere central for Fee and the Laird of course
Les x

How about The Midlands, the land in the middle. very central indeed :thumbup:
hmmm Meaty have you seen who wants to go???
we are all northerners (apart from Cocoa but she has honory Northern status(mainly cause there is always room for her in our bed :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: )
so Leeds is the new midlands :twisted:
now get up north you southerner.....

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12 Jun 2006

Quote by makingcocoa
You're so right, Dark.
Dehydration is also a factor! I remember one time when the person I was with had a quick go, and said 'No, you haven't been drinking enough water tonight, it's not going to happen!'

now who on earth would have said something like to a woman like you?
Oi, ya fool, I was being discreet rotflmao

I never said who it was... just said I can't believe anyone would say that to you....
innocent

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12 Jun 2006

Quote by makingcocoa
You're so right, Dark.
Dehydration is also a factor! I remember one time when the person I was with had a quick go, and said 'No, you haven't been drinking enough water tonight, it's not going to happen!'

now who on earth would have said something like to a woman like you?

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12 Jun 2006

looks like you are going to busy then....

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12 Jun 2006

or us

:welcome:
or why not both of us???
:smile2:

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12 Jun 2006

its open
Chat Server1
Password is lizard
hope some of you join me soon....

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12 Jun 2006

Quote by splendid33
is it open now???
where??? what server?

ffs feklar... don't you have work to do......! :moon:
wink

:wink:
I was taking a well earned rest....
whats your excuse???

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12 Jun 2006

is it open now???
where??? what server?

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11 Jun 2006

Quote by HornyLittleBlonde

it starts with that then people stop having lots of sex.. .which apparently can happen from this site... not that I have seen of that myself of course....

No
I don't believe it.
You're lying.
Bad Bad Feklar smackbottom

well apparently people do meet up from this site for sex... personally I thought this was about park equipment when I joined

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11 Jun 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren
You're already here !!

How true DF kiss

Since becoming 'single' again last year, I was at a loss as to how to get back onto the social scene again. This place has given me the chance to explore a side of me that's lain dormant for a long time, introduced me to some lovely ( and I must say, very hot :twisted: ) new friends !
Sassy... you ain't met us yet...
we might change your mind about hot lol

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11 Jun 2006

anyway....
if Dammy is a single male does that make HLB a single fem again....
hmmmmmmmmm

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