Sex God
Im definitely a one man woman but I've discovered that I like women sometimes too so although we do only dabble, I think we're likely to be doing it for a while yet
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Firelizard
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 60
Straight Male, 63
UK
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Sex God
Happy birthday to ya...happy birthday to ya...happy birthday :karaoke: :rose:
Luv me and him xxxxxx
Luv me and him xxxxxx
Sex God
Dear H aged 4
Next year you will meet your future husband. However you will have to endure being married to the wrong man first so be patient. (That won’t be your strong point by the way)
Your Mum has been through shite in her life and because of this she won't be all that you need her to be and she will hurt you. She does love you though. You will need reminding of this when you are an adult as well as a child, quite a few times.
Be close to your sister even when she irritates you or you will miss lots of time with one of your greatest friends. Also be honest with her and tell her you think her husband is a lowlife for beating her MUCH earlier than you will.
When you are 15 you will meet husband number one. He will be totally wrong for you and will give you heartache day after day. He will however give you your first son so you must not turn him down. He will also give you an insight into drink and gambling problems that may help you to help others later in life.
Carry on going to music school as long as possible you never know where it could take you.
Take the opportunity to go to Drama school if you are offered it in favour of starting work at 16. Again you never know unless you try.
When you know for sure you don’t love husband number one be brave earlier and leave. Don’t leave it another year.
MAKE the midwives, consultants & doctors LISTEN to you in your second pregnancy. It may change the outcome.
Do NOT be rushed to hospital from work halfway through pregnancy number 3 in an ambulance. It’s only constipation!!
Don’t sell your first house that you buy with Stormy because you are scared to be in debt. Just work harder, make him work harder and pay it off and definitely do NOT go into partnership in business.
Lastly, DADS...there will be a few. None of them give a damn in the real sense of the word so don’t stress about it. You’ll be strong in spite of them.
Love H (44)
Next year you will meet your future husband. However you will have to endure being married to the wrong man first so be patient. (That won’t be your strong point by the way)
Your Mum has been through shite in her life and because of this she won't be all that you need her to be and she will hurt you. She does love you though. You will need reminding of this when you are an adult as well as a child, quite a few times.
Be close to your sister even when she irritates you or you will miss lots of time with one of your greatest friends. Also be honest with her and tell her you think her husband is a lowlife for beating her MUCH earlier than you will.
When you are 15 you will meet husband number one. He will be totally wrong for you and will give you heartache day after day. He will however give you your first son so you must not turn him down. He will also give you an insight into drink and gambling problems that may help you to help others later in life.
Carry on going to music school as long as possible you never know where it could take you.
Take the opportunity to go to Drama school if you are offered it in favour of starting work at 16. Again you never know unless you try.
When you know for sure you don’t love husband number one be brave earlier and leave. Don’t leave it another year.
MAKE the midwives, consultants & doctors LISTEN to you in your second pregnancy. It may change the outcome.
Do NOT be rushed to hospital from work halfway through pregnancy number 3 in an ambulance. It’s only constipation!!
Don’t sell your first house that you buy with Stormy because you are scared to be in debt. Just work harder, make him work harder and pay it off and definitely do NOT go into partnership in business.
Lastly, DADS...there will be a few. None of them give a damn in the real sense of the word so don’t stress about it. You’ll be strong in spite of them.
Love H (44)
Sex God
Nope!!! it's cos I'm back :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
I'll shush now shall I :confused2: :giggle:
I'll shush now shall I :confused2: :giggle:
Sex God
I'm a younger woman at home :smug: but I've just realized I've always been "the older" woman when we meet 
Sex God
Quote by benrums0n
I much prefer sex with older women but although its a terrible burden I regard it as my duty to society to educate younger women.
Seriously though, I think its perfectly natural for either sex to find experienced lovers attractive for obvious reasons. That said I've had lovers of my age who were terribly disappointing just as I've had younger partners who blew my socks off.
Benrums!!! you disappoint me
you mean to say you kept your socks on :shock: 
Sex God
.....and while I'm here a very big big up to a certain set of ladies who without their support, kindness, empathy and humorous twattery I would not have survived these last couple of months...
YOU ALL ROCK :inlove:
YOU ALL ROCK :inlove:
Sex God
GO MAZ!!!!!! well done :P
I've been out of the loop so long, someone tell me what she's done quick
Fire xxxx
I've been out of the loop so long, someone tell me what she's done quick
Fire xxxx
Sex God
Ooops sorry Dave welcome to you too :P as if you need welcoming, you've been here since the year dot haven't you?? 
welcome to you too :P as if you need welcoming, you've been here since the year dot haven't you?? 
Sex God
I started work from home before I had internet access and used to work very long hours 7 days a week.
It eroded the time I spent with my friends and took away the time I used to spend doing am dram and the like.
Then when I got the internet another world opened up.. of knowledge and then friends Reunited and later Facebook came along and enabled me to reconnect with people I had lost touch with years ago and I seem to have come full circle.
I haven't lost my social skills but I can see how easy it would be if you didn't work at it enough
It eroded the time I spent with my friends and took away the time I used to spend doing am dram and the like.
Then when I got the internet another world opened up.. of knowledge and then friends Reunited and later Facebook came along and enabled me to reconnect with people I had lost touch with years ago and I seem to have come full circle.
I haven't lost my social skills but I can see how easy it would be if you didn't work at it enough
Sex God
Wow can't leave here for 5 minutes lately!!!!
Congrats to Sarah and Kate :P Oh and Nola too :shock:
Chuffin eck they'll be more admin than members soon
Congrats to Sarah and Kate :P Oh and Nola too :shock:
Chuffin eck they'll be more admin than members soon
Sex God
Quote by Witchy
I have quite a thing for the lovely pert ones of a forumite.
That better be my boobies you are talking about woman!!!! :twisted:
Sex God
Thank you people!!!!
21 is feeling great
and now this thread has made me feel even better :P
Splen..you may not know me well but you would be right on all accounts... :smug:
21 is feeling great
and now this thread has made me feel even better :P
Splen..you may not know me well but you would be right on all accounts... :smug:
Sex God
Stormy's voice in my ear...doesn't have to be dirty, could just be the shopping list :giggle: it's all in the voice :twisted:
Sex God
At the moment it really doesn't appeal to me but I never say never as other things never used to appeal to me that do now.
There are definitely bi men that I would do if that was our thing but seeing them with each other doesn't float my boat at the moment.
I feel guilty about that though why is that????
There are definitely bi men that I would do if that was our thing but seeing them with each other doesn't float my boat at the moment.
I feel guilty about that though
why is that???? 
Sex God
This happened to me when Stormy and I were driving to a meet. It was a 5-6 hour journey I think and about halfway through it I discovered that the unthinkable was starting to happen. I made a fraught phone call as I didn't know what to do for the best...whether to turn round and go home or carry on and make it just a social meet
The other person was absolutely lovely and made me feel that there was absolutely no problem at all. It's not what happens in life but how it is dealt with that is important.
The other person was absolutely lovely and made me feel that there was absolutely no problem at all. It's not what happens in life but how it is dealt with that is important.
Sex God
I think that if the two people involved are both ok about mentioning each other in open forum, then that is fine but what they must remember when they do that, is that everyone else..potential playmates included will judge them for their actions and it may well make them steer clear....
It's all about choices
It's all about choices
Sex God
Actually there is one person who I miss above all others and that's Stormwalker :cry:
When we first joined here it was exciting, a revelation and we found out things that we didn't know about ourselves and about other people and we learned so much.
Recently though, in fact over the last 2 years we have been going through alot of serious crap and it has eroded our time and our energy and visits here have suffered. That, coupled with the fact that for a time there seemed to be a real lull and a sense of unease in the forum when we did venture in has meant that it has taken a long while to even begin to get any posting boots back.
I've just recently started to take a peek whenever I can and have started to want to post again. Hell I even did a stint chat opping a couple of days ago. Stormy's posting boots are nowhere near back though and I must say that this place is empty for me without him
When we first joined here it was exciting, a revelation and we found out things that we didn't know about ourselves and about other people and we learned so much.
Recently though, in fact over the last 2 years we have been going through alot of serious crap and it has eroded our time and our energy and visits here have suffered. That, coupled with the fact that for a time there seemed to be a real lull and a sense of unease in the forum when we did venture in has meant that it has taken a long while to even begin to get any posting boots back.
I've just recently started to take a peek whenever I can and have started to want to post again. Hell I even did a stint chat opping a couple of days ago
. Stormy's posting boots are nowhere near back though and I must say that this place is empty for me without him Sex God
If we are talking purely forum entertainment then my choices would be Darkfire, Dammie & HLB, Polo, Kiss just off the top of my head. There are quite a few more that are still here but just don't post the way they used to so I'm not naming them for fear of them feeling pressured.
Sex God
I'm 44 this year ...but I'm still about 20 inside :P
DeeCee said 40 and I must admit that I was quite put out by that
but I'll get over it
DeeCee said 40 and I must admit that I was quite put out by that
but I'll get over it
Sex God
I love showers and have not been able to have one for the last two years as we only have a bath but am moving soon and will have not only a shower..but an ensuite one!!! boy am I going to enjoy it :P
Sex God
Quote by Couple4funx
Why is it that when couples are on here advertising for other couples ,nine out of ten only have the womans pic up ,Do the men think that if they like the look of the woman, then the woman are just going to go along with that without seeing any pics of the man ? I dont think so ,Often i have looked at profiles but discounted them straight away because there are no pictures of the male half ,so come on men ,its lovely having a sexy pic of your other half up but have the decency to at least include one of yourself to ,or explain why there are none of you x
We are here because we are interested in women so I suppose that makes us even worse in your eyes Couple...as why should a woman be interested in having sex with my husband when she can't see a picture of him at a moment's notice.
I do object to the reference that we are not "decent" though because Stormwalker chooses not to have his photo on here
and I definitely don't feel that we owe anyone an explanation as to why there isn't one either 
There isn't a single woman on here who has had sex with Stormy...that hasn't seen him first :P
Loved that post Staggy!!!