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Firelizard
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 60
Straight Male, 63
UK
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Mine is a Ford Mondeo...because it was cheap!
Our other car is a Citroen C5 because we needed a replacement for our Landrover.....it doesn't even begin to replace it :cry:
Our other car is a Citroen C5 because we needed a replacement for our Landrover.....it doesn't even begin to replace it :cry:
Sex God
Aww sorry to hear this Mr & Mrs Pie!!!!
Hope he's well again soon
Love
Us xxx
Hope he's well again soon
Love
Us xxx
Sex God
Quote by Truescorpio
Thanks Bilko you made it possible for me to vote too
I'm not insecure about my beliefs...just very choosy about who I share them with
Clearly you're VERY insecure, as even an annonimous vote is too much for you to commit to.
I shall tell you why so many are voting 'mind your own business' - because they are so insecure in their own beliefs that they fear something bad will happen if they make a vote for anything that I offered.
Therefore folks, when you vote 'none of your business' you are infact voting 'yes'
Yes that must be it true I'm VERY insecure what an amazing judge of my character you are after just two posts :lol:
Sex God
Thanks Bilko you made it possible for me to vote too
I'm not insecure about my beliefs...just very choosy about who I share them with
I'm not insecure about my beliefs...just very choosy about who I share them with
Sex God
You beat me to it Splen..I couldn't post this last night because of the glitches and I lost my patience.
All we really "know" is what the media is feeding us. Unless we know her personally, we know nothing.
All we really "know" is what the media is feeding us. Unless we know her personally, we know nothing.
Sex God
I would and I have. You would not know they were implants unless you had read this before meeting me as I am a size 36 A or B depending on the make and model of bra and where I'm buying it. I'm assured by those in the know that mine are as soft and natural feeling as any real ones. Actually nowadays I am in the know 
Before the op (16 years ago) I did'nt fill an A cup and my confidence and body image was at rock bottom. I was already on the waiting list before being with Stormy so it definitely wasn't for his benefit. I'm glad I did it and have never looked back and would have it done again in the future if I ever need to.
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Before the op (16 years ago) I did'nt fill an A cup and my confidence and body image was at rock bottom. I was already on the waiting list before being with Stormy so it definitely wasn't for his benefit. I'm glad I did it and have never looked back and would have it done again in the future if I ever need to.
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Sex God
I don't know her but I care. I care for her sons and for her fears because she is another human being and she deserves compassion. Whatever her upbringing, schooling, life experiences..she is another human and deserves to be treated and spoken of as such.
Her sons will need to be provided for and who knows what choices and life experiences Jeff is going to go through. What she is doing is her way of making sure they can have the best she can give them in her absence.
Fight on Jade....I hope you make it
Her sons will need to be provided for and who knows what choices and life experiences Jeff is going to go through. What she is doing is her way of making sure they can have the best she can give them in her absence.
Fight on Jade....I hope you make it
Sex God
Yes I think there could be something in that comment Minxy!
I met stormy when I was 5 and he was 8 I'm now 43 and he's well 109 apparently in his profile 
I met stormy when I was 5 and he was 8
I'm now 43 and he's well 109 apparently in his profile 
Sex God
Quick hijack.....I did'nt know R6 was Bloke!!! :shock:
So welcome back to my world..I missed you!!!!!!
and reply to the original post...No I have no Morals
So welcome back to my world..I missed you!!!!!!
and reply to the original post...No I have no Morals
Sex God
Quote by Lucyandmike7
Singles playing about with singles aint swingers or swinging
:shock: So, if you/a couple meet a single guy and they play together (MMF) it's swinging. However, if I (a single female) meet two single guys and we play together (MMF) it's not swinging?
How does that work then? 
And further to that what if a male from one couple and a female from another couple meet to have fun....
Is that swinging :dunno:
NO, that is called "playing with fire" :shock:
Lucys post.
Oi !! I don't "do" blokes :shock:
Sex God
I can't do the PJ's til I'm in bed cos I'm fecking freezing.
Can I just slip in between Kate and Nola and do the swapping stories thing and will you both think of something to keep me warm 
Can I just slip in between Kate and Nola and do the swapping stories thing
and will you both think of something to keep me warm 
Sex God
Yes- we found cannabis in my son's drawer and reported it and they came round and gave him a talking to. He was about 15.
Only trouble was the police woman that came round is married to Stormy's very good friend from school, who happened to be the one that Stormy tried cannabis with many years ago
Only trouble was the police woman that came round is married to Stormy's very good friend from school, who happened to be the one that Stormy tried cannabis with many years ago
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Talking about flatulence and this is'nt exactly about sex....but is'nt it annoying for the ladies when you're wearing fairly tight jeans and you do a little bottom burp and it travels forward and straight up into your foo foo 
You just get rid of it from one hole and it shoots straight into another :undecided:
No:
Oh..it must just be me then
You just get rid of it from one hole and it shoots straight into another :undecided: No
: Oh..it must just be me then
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Quote by blonde
I would'nt mind I'm brunette
But I'm not! :rascal:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
I know :twisted: seen you on cam
Sex God
Quote by Stormwalker
It chuffin were inall chook
Please can you tell me what language this is, so I can get it translated???
Thank you
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
It's blonde Stepney Tike, Blonde
and I just needed that explained to me too Sam :roll: What he means is...it's a cockney blonde trying to do a yorkshire accent.
I would'nt mind I'm brunette :roll:
Sex God
Quote by blonde
Hmmm..that'll be years and still counting with you Sam
Ooh was that a sign??? was it??? cos you know I don't do signs don't you????
It was about a subtle as a slap on the bum by a very slappy person! I know it was but I couldn't help myself! :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Yeah..but are you genuine Sam
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Sex God
My husband was mine
Only, I could'nt pin him up as I only had couple of photo's that were in the holiday photograph album. Mum always wondered why the photo album always looked rather well thumbed and was a bit sticky :sticky:
If we are talking fame though I had posters of Adam Ant, Billy Idol, David Cassidy, David Essex, Leif Garrett, Bay City Rollers all over the bedroom walls.....
I still think David Essex and Billy Idol are quite fit!!!
Only, I could'nt pin him up as I only had couple of photo's that were in the holiday photograph album. Mum always wondered why the photo album always looked rather well thumbed and was a bit sticky :sticky:
If we are talking fame though I had posters of Adam Ant, Billy Idol, David Cassidy, David Essex, Leif Garrett, Bay City Rollers all over the bedroom walls.....
I still think David Essex and Billy Idol are quite fit!!!
Sex God
Hmmm..that'll be years and still counting with you Sam
Ooh was that a sign??? was it??? cos you know I don't do signs don't you????
Ooh was that a sign??? was it??? cos you know I don't do signs don't you????
Sex God
Quote by noladreams30
Words fail me.
And the anger grows,
wells up deep from reserves unknown.
Can't speak of it,
at least not without tears.
They fall unbidden
as blizzard snowflakes; icy too.
Chilled heart, compassionless.
Will it mend?
In time, they say.
Who's 'they'?
They're not us, torn apart.
Rifts only grow; the familial fabric
ripped, in pieces.
I lift the handset,
but words fail me.
Love that Nola
Sex God
If we have a verification system and it's optional I won't be using it either to show verification or to give it. Who I have sex with is my own business.
If people are not interested in me because I don't have feedback thats absolutely fine. If I have sex with someone it's likely to be after weeks of being in contact, during which time I'm sure that both the other person and me will have used our own initiative and intuition rather than someone elses that I have never met.
Getting off soapbox now
If people are not interested in me because I don't have feedback thats absolutely fine. If I have sex with someone it's likely to be after weeks of being in contact, during which time I'm sure that both the other person and me will have used our own initiative and intuition rather than someone elses that I have never met.
Getting off soapbox now
Sex God
Quote by Silk and Big G
Can't think of any best lines, but I know the saddest.
"And the Knights are no more,
And the Dragons are dead."
From the children's hymn, 'when a knight won his spurs'.
I reckon the saddest is............
A dragon lives forever but not so little boys
Painted wings and giant rings make way for other toys.
One grey night it happened, jackie paper came no more
And puff that mighty dragon, he ceased his fearless roar.
His head was bent in sorrow, green scales fell like rain,
Puff no longer went to play along the cherry lane.
Without his life-long friend, puff could not be brave,
So puff that mighty dragon sadly slipped into his cave. oh!
There are now tears in my eyes :cry:
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I agree with the folk that have said that the content is the important thing. If it interests me or makes me laugh or I was part of it the first time around then I would probably post and if it does'nt then I won't. I certainly would'nt be upset if others were enjoying it though
Sex God
Mine is called "the Pulsatron" it's the same name that the company I bought it from used coincidently
