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Firelizard
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 60
Straight Male, 63
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I want to be Hermione Grainger....young, pretty, can fly on a broomstick and do magic! What more could a girl want? 
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Quote by noladreams30Some of these made me chuckle!
Nola you so need a spanking for this!!!!!
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Quote by Calista
It's working too .... got you lot talking about it :!:
Thats true Cally
If I had a pound for every time I've burst into the Sheila's wheels song I'd have...well, lots of pounds
and I hate the song.... I might give them a chance to quote me though!! 
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If you dont want an electric shock off your car when you get out on a sunny day, make sure that before your bum leaves the seat you touch the outside of the car on the metal and keep hold of it until said bum is clear of the seat. It really does work!!!!!
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Quote by Missy
I asked Santa to get me a hovercraft :bounce:
But he got me a mixer instead
Hovercraft - Kenwood...... they don't even sound the same :undecided:
Go on then Missy I'll ask...
Why do you want a hovercraft
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I wanted to be an actor..and still would given half a chance...
Funny though isn't it that in my O levels the bottom two subjects were maths and geography and the two careers I have had are banking and travel
Funny though isn't it that in my O levels the bottom two subjects were maths and geography and the two careers I have had are banking and travel
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Quote by Dave__Notts
Who has the right to threaten, imlpy, state, etc that they will take things further if they were to meet on a public forum.
I have seen this happen at a munch twice before and it was not a good sight to see at an event that was supposed to be fun. Now we do not put our names down for socials or munches where these people are going. Now it looks like we will have to start adding names from forum posts as well
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Just going back to the original post for a sec.
No-one has the right to threaten another person in any way shape or form but sadly it happens in all walks of life from school right up until the nursing home if my Mum's stories are to be believed (she is a carer not a resident).
I agree Dave that it can be awkward if you have to meet someone you have issues with at a social or a munch and I'm not saying I would relish the thought of being in that situation myself. I would weigh it up with how many folk were going to be there that I did want to see and make my decision based on that.
I don't take kindly to threats. It's mainly Bullies that make threats and in my opinion if you take their threats seriously you are letting them win.
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Freshly mown grass
Roses
Sun baked sand
Ginger beer
Rive Gauche perfume
Infacare baby wash
Fennel granules (again for babies)
Far away (avon) perfume & bath products
I have many many more that have significance for me. As you can see I'm big on smells
Roses
Sun baked sand
Ginger beer
Rive Gauche perfume
Infacare baby wash
Fennel granules (again for babies)
Far away (avon) perfume & bath products
I have many many more that have significance for me. As you can see I'm big on smells
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We are out new years eve for once Steve...but if someone who's in wants to start a new year's eve party, last year's went down really well 
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It would seem from the reports seeping through my consciousness that I may have amused several people and also managed to secure two offers of sex (with my pimp's aka worlass, help)
I do remember having a lovely evening and worlass and I even kissed on cam. Alkyhol wasn't the issue. I feel the tomato's and Hummus may have been out of date or something.
I apologise for the directness of my 'flirting' with some people. I, ahem, may have lost all sense of what was in my head and what was coming out of my fingers and onto the screen. Some witch copied some parts of the conversation back to me this morning and I feel a little relieved that I was amongst friends. Drunk or sober my grasp of women's body parts is second to none and I think you will all agree my priorities are sound.
anyhoo thankyou to my hubby and wife for opening the room and it was a pleasure seeing everyone again.. and some people for the first time.
worlass was in prime perving mode so there will be flirting to be done apparantly.
:doh:
And I missed it :-(
Whens the next party ??
Was looking forward to seeing you two!!!
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Quote by MikeNorth
Aaaargh, I was late- just got there in time to say g'nite to a few people as they left...
Thanks anyway Fire - looked like it was a fun evening.
Aww sorry Mike :(
hugs anyway!
xxx
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Quote by anais
Sorry I didn't make it - I'm afraid lady flu got the better of me. Hope you all have a great evening. Merry Christmas all xxxxx
Hope you're feeling better Anais?
You were missed xxxxx 
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Thank you for coming everyone We had a great time. The entertainment was second to none..thanks for that Splen There is something so lovely about you when you are cross eyed on cam :silly:
Witch if you're still around was fab to see you again :P
Thanks folks for turning up and making it an occassion!
Love
Fire xx
We had a great time. The entertainment was second to none..thanks for that Splen There is something so lovely about you when you are cross eyed on cam :silly:Witch if you're still around was fab to see you again :P
Thanks folks for turning up and making it an occassion!
Love
Fire xx
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From us too please Sassy when you get to chat to him. Also happy Christmas to you hun and I hope they catch that git that had a go at your son.
Love
Fire xxx
Love
Fire xxx
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Right still loads to do here including ALL the wrapping, cook the turkey, peel spuds for tommorrow and do the custard for the trifle.
The room will be open in within the next half an hour but do excuse us if we are in and out like fiddlers elbows.
:P
The room will be open in within the next half an hour but do excuse us if we are in and out like fiddlers elbows.
:P
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Yeyyy!!!! It's nearly time.
Just got to get tea out of the way and the kids settled so I reckon it will be about -9pm by the time we can open it.
See you soon
Just got to get tea out of the way and the kids settled so I reckon it will be about -9pm by the time we can open it.
See you soon
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I've had one and it was mildy uncomfortable but didn't hurt. I'm rather on the small side so it took a while to get it sorted lol
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Aww how sweet is that??? and I know it's not Stormy because he's asleep!!
and I know it's not Stormy because he's asleep!! 