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Firelizard
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 61
Straight Male, 64
UK

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I just had my very long hair cut to just below shoulder length :shock: I cried before she made the first couple of cuts :cry: It's the first time I ever cried in a hairdressers rolleyes my soon to be teen daughter will never forgive me redface
Phoning my local dentist and being treated like a person instead of the way I was spoken to by the only dentist in my county that has NHS openings at the moment. Ok I'm going to have to pay a little more money to be treated like a person but that seems to be life at the moment! nothing comes without a price. smile
Quote by Whipsnspurs
the things from my childhood still make me happy now. i still love kids films (so glad i have my son as an excuse to watch them lol) and the horses that i needed as an escape are now there just because i love them. so my son and spurs aside;
my best friends (of which there are only 2)
helping our mares to deliver their foals and watching them find their legs
losing myself in a good book
sunning on the beach with spurs (though this is now open for some others to join us :twisted: )
seeing all the seeds i planted grow
the fact that my son is 14 and still wants to cuddle medoing things that make other people happy
the anticipation of meeting someone from here next weekend is making me happy at the mo :twisted:
the list could go on
whips

That says a huge amount of good things about you kiss
Quote by winchwench
Thanks Duncan for your reply and I suppose no it doesn't worry me if the lady we have sex with is a swinger or a sexual adventurer (actually I like the second one better!!)
Goosey spot on !!! Stormy !! when are we gonna do it again poke

Oh, bugger. :cry:
Wassamatter confused:
Oh alright....substitute "lady" for saloon girl/pirate or whatever else you wanna be rolleyes
Lot's of things make me happy!
Being appreciated for what I do always brings a glow.
Little things my kids do and say.
The sun being out.
My animals.
Driving.
Horse riding.
Trees.
The Sea.
A nice cup of tea.
All these and more bring a sense of wellbeing and therefore make me happy.
However there are lots of things that make me unhappy so I usually spend my time balanced somewhere between the two...neither truly happy or truly unhappy.
xxx
Thanks Duncan for your reply and I suppose no it doesn't worry me if the lady we have sex with is a swinger or a sexual adventurer (actually I like the second one better!!)
Goosey spot on !!! Stormy !! when are we gonna do it again poke
Quote by Sgt Bilko
I have been here 5 years and not a bluddy sausage!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
I must be doing something wrong!! confused :? :? lol :lol: :lol: wink


Don't say I never give you anything ! rolleyes
Quote by duncanlondon
That old chestnut again. I have always considered swinging to be the providence of married couples, who arrange sex amongst themselves. Unmarried people are free to do whatever they want sexually, so they don't need any special conditions to do so.

Hi Duncan
Stormy and myself meet single women. Does what you say above mean that you think we are swinging and they are not ?
xx
Quote by TheAnalogKid
possibly because as a homosexual you are giving your partner a choice. paedophiles usually don't give their victim any choice at all! i have no sympathies what so ever with these people and will not tolerate them one bit!
there is a difference between concenting sex of whatever sexuality and abuse. there is also a difference between a couple who choose to have sex under age and an adult who rapes a child.
i could say more but it's a subject that is very emotive to me so i'm not going to.
whips

Not sure that's the point...
the point is about predisposition to something. If they are made that way. In the same way a guy might be born to find another guy attractive, can they be born to find young folks attractive.
What they DO with that 'attraction' is a massive problem... but that is an entirely different debate.
The debate is... we defend homosexuality (well most folks do nowadays), and deplore other forms of sexual behaviour.
For most of us, I think its fair to say "most gay people are born that way, even if it takes time to realise they are gay,or bi etc"... but if someone says "I can't help liking youngsters" we call them sick.
There's a fundamental problem there..... and this is in no way defending you know what.
The consent and abuse issue is absolutely right, it's awful what such people DO... but I do have some sort of sympathy for their motivation if it's ever proven to be biological.
I disagree with this. We don't call them sick because they like youngsters it's what they sometimes DO about it we call sick.
Quote by Sarah
I'll have a flake as well please .
Sassy get well soon

Your wish is my command
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Got a rotten cold sad Felt like shite yesterday but I did the Race For Life and got soaked thanks to the thunderstorms we had.
I need some tlc :cry:

Aww c'mere hunni
Pete said:
"Mr & Mrs FC, great to see you guys again, mrfc I'd give my right arm to have had a camera when a certain delectable young squaw bent over in front of where you were sitting in an already skimpily short Indian dress"
Blimey !! I never saw Mt FC wearing a mini skirt blink I always miss the good bits sad
I just want to say a huge thank you to Sassy & Pete for organising us all to get there smile
Also a great big thank you to Wenchy & Sassy & Mr & Mrs FC without whom I would have had no Injun attire, been extremely cold, had no towel & also no face/wet wipes. Between you all you made sure I was dressed, warm and made respectable for public viewing.....that's proper mates for you :P
Some memorable moments for me ........
PeteSW being....wait for it.....SOBER :shock:
PeteSW miming tequila shots... he's bluddy good too!!
Random Fire Thing setting the world alight with his evening cocoa loon
RPM getting up in the.... :sleeping: :sleeping: ...OMG no it's catching blink
Winey's chilli....get's better every time :rose:
Sassy's fruit screwers...mmmmmmmm :inlove: Oh and can I have my knickers back?????
Wenchy taking the time to teach me that you have to push NOT pull to get a better result from your pole :rose: kiss
I know I'll remember loads more but I need to shag a man about a dog..... :shock: did I just say that out loud bolt
Love
Running Duck xxx
Quote by winchwench
Firelizard wrote:Thanks gorgeous don't know what I would have done this year without you to dress me lol

Well you know where I am if you need any help with your zip :rascal:
I have some spare stuff too redface
Just don't forget the checked shirt!!!! I quite fancy the idea of being Calamity Jane before she wore the dress wink pehaps I could go half the night as an Injun and the other half Calamity :undecided:
We've got:
Speakers for Ipod & Ipod
Another paste table
2 chairs
Logs
Winchy's got the rest of our stuff innocent :giggle: Thanks gorgeous don't know what I would have done this year without you to dress me lol xxxxxx
Oh and bye the way I do NOT have agadoo on my Ipod. :undecided:
Well at least that way we both know whether the garage is full or not :giggle:
Quote by Stormwalker
It's very special my F :!: St3v3 gave it to me :smug:

If F is code for foofoo, he gave you the wrong bloody size rolleyes
Oi!!! it's not my fault you keep trying to park your Mini in my Bmw parking space evil
Quote by fem_4_taboo
ahhhh the whole straight bi debate lol
ok heres the twist, im bi but only with couples, is that weird? lol i dont consider myself bi cuse i would not meet up for sex with a woman on her own, nor would i have a "relationship" with a woman.
i also got a bit tired of beng invite din as the couples new sex toy lol and being tol di wasnt allowed to touch the hubby , i was mearly there to assist them to fullfil a famtesy
oh dear have i said to much lol redface
lol xxxxx fem xxxx

No that doesnt sound weird to me at all Fem :thumbup:
Quote by fem_4_taboo
:giggle:
oh my god i was right ??? i think im in a state of shock and will require a lie down.... anyone wanna play nursey? :twisted:
xxxx fem xxxxx

No bluddy point me playing nursey rolleyes you're straight ffs smile
Quote by MikeNorth
Fire, you'll have to pay capital gains tax for that.
rolleyes

What! for a new foofoo ?
Quote by __random_orbit__
foofoo
lp

No!! I can quite safely say I have had my foofoo all along...it's not new smile Although it could do with tightening up abit :undecided:
.....Hmmmmmm new foofoo :confused2: I wonder.......
Quote by fem_4_taboo
were you firelizard, and now Firelizard?
as in proud owner of a new F?
dunno
xx fem xx

See Fem!!!! the others pale into insignificance beside you :rose:
Yeeessss!!!! I have a new F :bounce:
Quote by blonde
Belly Button ring???? dunno
Do I get a prize if I get it right?
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

How the devil can you see my belly button ring through my arse cheeks, that's what I want to know confused: