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Quote by butters999999

I casually glanced at the machine in the toilets that dispenses the profila.... prophylicsu... profilesacsi.... (damn it) the johnnies... and to my utter amazement the vending machine proudly displayed VIBRATORS for sale at £6 a pop.

£6 they are only a £5 in Coventry
Yes butters - my 3 were only £5 each redface surprisedops: :oops:
Quote by redstilletto
:twisted: good thinking libralove
were did i put them old hob nail boots

I was just admiring the boobies.I don't want kicking in my nads for doing that - they are lovely boobies and I was appreciating their bountiful beauty,or beautiful bounty or whatever you call it.I'm not part of your war.I am peace.
But some people do that in phone boxes so I've been told on another thread.
That makes the phone box very smelly.
Look Spirited Away - I'm not stoopid mate!
You can't fool me with this latest album cover easy!
It's clearly The Bay City Rollers "Rollin'"
The Cafe.
I see no "room" or "Cafe"!!?
Welcome plot35 - just don't believe all this stuff about "rooms" and "Cafes"
Or is it some SECRET SWINGERS CODE????
Libra it appears you've been invited to a party.
You know - a PARTY.
A PARTY PARTY.
A wink PARTY.
A :wink: redface party in fact.
:shock:
But enough of me - are you going to this other one on the 27th?
Getting loads of PMs asking how the 4sum with Hayley,Fabio,Libra and me is going.
Well,we've had quite a wild afternoon of it but are just chillin' now:
:smoke: :smoke: :smoke: :smoke:
A pleasure to drag you - well done on your ton!x :cheers:
Enjoy your Takalickylacky stuff you love so much!
Cummon,hornyred and dino - I'm proud of you guys.
You've actually posted posts that have something to do with Shane's done! biggrin
Quote by xxdevil69

Completely forgot about mine till you just mentioned it.. (although have a lot worse score than you!! sad )

You look lovely - a 10! wink
It was great - cheap hotel,nice beer
NUDIST BEACH :rascal:
Anyway,enough of my holiday in Skegness,how about you Shane?
OMG I've been spelling KOS COS - I was thinknig of Slade doing COS I LUV U
- oh!KOS COS!Thats nice tasty stuff too!
I hear you got out the (Soft)cells because you nicked the (Alicia) keys and did a runner(bean)back to your hotel(California)
Fred - we're AT IT right now on your thread in an old red GPO phone box!
But
YUCK!
Someones just done a wee in it :shock: