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Flirty__Fruitcake
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:Congrats Marcuso!I too have just gone over the 400 but didn't do one of these because
I feared rejection :cry:
I've tried it all here you know.
I even kept DeniseBabes fixtation with Shredded Wheat alive - long after she moved on to her life of wild parties and "good times".
Now,on other threads I've even had phone sex and a wink
- in front of everyone!
And lets not mention the funny business with the lettuces on the nudist beach!
I'm learning new things on here every day.
I feared rejection :cry:
I've tried it all here you know.
I even kept DeniseBabes fixtation with Shredded Wheat alive - long after she moved on to her life of wild parties and "good times".
Now,on other threads I've even had phone sex and a wink
- in front of everyone!And lets not mention the funny business with the lettuces on the nudist beach!
I'm learning new things on here every day.
)And theres nothing like a nice bowl of Shredded Wheat :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
And as well as being a type of lettuce (The) Savoy is a top posh hotel in London.
:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: And as well as being a type of lettuce (The) Savoy is a top posh hotel in London.
:uhoh: :silly:Hayley - the truth 've dared to come out about this,I admire you for I will come out too.
I do as well and I'm going to do it now in front of you all.
- that is what you meant isn't it?
But where is this Cafe? - you're all sat in there with your chipped enamel mugs of tea and dried up curled up cheese sandwiches - its alright for you lot - I'm left outside alone!
I do as well and I'm going to do it now in front of you all.
- that is what you meant isn't it?
But where is this Cafe? - you're all sat in there with your chipped enamel mugs of tea and dried up curled up cheese sandwiches - its alright for you lot - I'm left outside alone!
Uncanny!We've had all about smoking dried banana skins on another thread - Love Commando is a real authority on this!
Shane2 - rescue your thread NOW or I,hornyred and dino will fill it with up with our usual nonsense!
Oh,wait a minute hornyred and dino's last post here DID relate to the topic - its ME thats offside.. as usual! 
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Shane2 - rescue your thread NOW or I,hornyred and dino will fill it with up with our usual nonsense!
Oh,wait a minute hornyred and dino's last post here DID relate to the topic - its ME thats offside.. as usual!
ops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: computerbar - to be serious then - your reasons for finishing relationships seem to suggest YOU can't deal with real people and real emotions - and thats not a dig mate,my life history is NO perfect example.
If you love your girlfriend,really love her,see the bigger may develop more the way you wish in the sexual aspect given time.
Put it this way
estiny delivers unto me a beautiful,enchanting,warm,lovely lady who is as crazy about me as I am about get on GREAT - we love each others company,share interests,laugh a lot together - its all just - she isn't a sexually confident don't just enter into an erotic I must hope that that will unfold given time,that she will grow to trust me,that she will begin to let herself go - and if she doesn't ever - well - thats a hard one to answer - one would have to hope she eventually did but I'D GIVE HER MORE THAN JUST A FEW MONTHS to see if we could get there together.
It CAN'T be that long because you were still with your last girlfriend in give it time.
As for your question about "lasting" I don't think sex is just a relentless thrusting erection!Its talking,playing,laughing,sleeping,waking,oh on and on - hear it,see it,touch it,smell it,taste it!
Wild naked abandon in a bedroom or a knowing glance at her as shes pushing the trolley during the weekly shop as Sainsburys?Which is and isn't sex?They both are.
But,if,like me you end up pushing that trolley around Sainsburys on your own - she may haunt you 'll feel the loss as you buy a pint less milk and a smaller loaf of bread.
Give it a it her what you feel but LISTEN to what she her this thread even - then again - if she reads what you've put she might just get her coat anyway.
Good luck - its not easy but DO try to save what you it doesn't work out - at least you will have tried.
If you love your girlfriend,really love her,see the bigger may develop more the way you wish in the sexual aspect given time.
Put it this way
estiny delivers unto me a beautiful,enchanting,warm,lovely lady who is as crazy about me as I am about get on GREAT - we love each others company,share interests,laugh a lot together - its all just - she isn't a sexually confident don't just enter into an erotic I must hope that that will unfold given time,that she will grow to trust me,that she will begin to let herself go - and if she doesn't ever - well - thats a hard one to answer - one would have to hope she eventually did but I'D GIVE HER MORE THAN JUST A FEW MONTHS to see if we could get there together.It CAN'T be that long because you were still with your last girlfriend in give it time.
As for your question about "lasting" I don't think sex is just a relentless thrusting erection!Its talking,playing,laughing,sleeping,waking,oh on and on - hear it,see it,touch it,smell it,taste it!
Wild naked abandon in a bedroom or a knowing glance at her as shes pushing the trolley during the weekly shop as Sainsburys?Which is and isn't sex?They both are.
But,if,like me you end up pushing that trolley around Sainsburys on your own - she may haunt you 'll feel the loss as you buy a pint less milk and a smaller loaf of bread.
Give it a it her what you feel but LISTEN to what she her this thread even - then again - if she reads what you've put she might just get her coat anyway.
Good luck - its not easy but DO try to save what you it doesn't work out - at least you will have tried.
Gem - time with "the Wheat" is never wasted time.
Gae is happily having a post AM "munch" all of her own as I write.
Soon,the day will dawn.
The first day of Little Gems self imposed Forum rationing.
Gem,your letcherers await you.
But slumped on the back row in the lecture theatre you doodle on a notepad as the lecture drones on and on and on and on.
And a voice,despairing,plaintive in your mind repeats the same words as a relentless chant - "THE FORUM - THE FORUM*!"
(*as in the style of "THE BELLS - THE BELLS")
Gae is happily having a post AM "munch" all of her own as I write.
Soon,the day will dawn.
The first day of Little Gems self imposed Forum rationing.
Gem,your letcherers await you.
But slumped on the back row in the lecture theatre you doodle on a notepad as the lecture drones on and on and on and on.
And a voice,despairing,plaintive in your mind repeats the same words as a relentless chant - "THE FORUM - THE FORUM*!"
(*as in the style of "THE BELLS - THE BELLS")
