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Flirty__Fruitcake
Over 90 days ago
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lack og was what was missing - not astar!
The three surviving members do sometimes do low key reunion gigs at my local..
..in my dreams!
Kos is also a type of lettuce I think?
Can any Forumers back me up on this - Its Deja Vu - Little Gem all over again!
Oh,glad you had a nice time there about the lettuce bit.
At least I'm not going on about Shredded Wheat again as well :doh:
Quote by Libra-Love
{quote="Flirty Fruitcake"}
the site is due to divide into the following:
INNIE HEAVEN and OUTIE HEAVEN.
Or,if like me you haven't got one at all you'll have to post on:
I HAVEN'T GOT ONE HEAVEN.

Jeezus Fruit-Loop, you even lost me on that one loon
For enlightenment go to musicwasmyfirstloves thread on "Innies and Outies" wink
LC - yes - THATS exactly how it was back then - Spot on right down to the Hai Karate and the Demis Roussos record wink
And all the women looked like Mary Millington :lickface:
Or Olive from "On the Buses" :shock:
Oh boy!I've wet myself laughing at this thread. lol
It now makes you wonder if Band Aid WILL get the Christmas Number One after all?! :lol:
Quote by Libra-Love
:
size=24]But I'm still smiling. Still having a great time! :bounce: :taz: :bounce: :taz: :bounce: :taz:
But if my boss is reading this, I'm working, I'm working :P

You could blackmail him!
NOOO!Not because he's looking at this Forum.
No - because he likes to dress up in rubber pants and sit in an inflatable paddiling pool full of rice pudding and listen to The Bay City Rollers.
Well Little Gem - they never done me no worng.
A Shredded Wheat never stole my gal or let me down.
Terrible tightwads when its their round though..
Remember the old TV ad's - "A pipe does something for a man - does something more" - he was a right old babe magnet he was Rainbows!
Love Commando's on the banana's too - keepin' it (sur)real!
Though she denies it now it was DeniseBabe who introduced - nay - SEDUCED - the SH forum with the SW even did a thread on it.
Things got so bad that as a kind of aversion therapy she's organising the Essex MUNCH - and can't you guess what she's munching all the time? - THREE at a time so I'm hot milk on.
See Gem - no university letcherer,sorry,lecturer will ever tell you about things like that.
OK - I might as well tell you,you're all going to find out eventually.
They have all boarded my spaceship and we are about to take off on a 553 year long journey to my pla..
..No,OK,seriously - They are all "Outies" upset at all the "Innies" and the site is due to divide - MARK IS GONNA KILL ME FOR TELLING YOU THIS - the site is due to divide into the following:
INNIE HEAVEN and OUTIE HEAVEN.
Or,if like me you haven't got one at all you'll have to post on:
I HAVEN'T GOT ONE HEAVEN.
Gem - you are already a university can tell you what you already know about what really matters in life:
Lettuces.
Daffodils.
Swinging Heaven Forum.
Shredded Wheat.
kiss
I too am looking for a girl who smokes...dried banana skins....done in a glamour context in a sexy sultry way with banana smoke blown out of pouty lips..
..but the bananas have to be Fair Trade organic bananas..
..Unorganics just don't hit my spot :shock:
monkeyxxx - President Bush is Pro-Dogging and Pro-Swinging.
(Well he would be if I controlled his autocue!) rotflmao
Quote by fruity1976
IRL.?
I'm Really Leaving??
In Ridculous Loonpants??
PS:No I'm NOT Really Leaving - nor am I wearing Ridiculous Loonpants.

:sparring:
You flirt with neil and now you looking for a fight?
LL - you're the real thing.I don't wanna fight with u..I wanna passionkiss
neil was the unreal thing :silly: It was just a moment of madness. rotflmao
Ah, so you do like the boys then babes lol :P smile
Bare bum boxing!!?? Just a suggestion!!
I wish to clear up a terrible misunderstanding.
I am not very good at typing and kept doing neil instead of nell.
I was in fact refering to is a gorgeous girl - but,cad I am I USED HER AS A SMOKESCREEN to hide my true,forbidden passion for L:censored: L :censored:
I repect my gay/bi brothers and sisters but am not gay or bi myself.I only bare bum box with ladies redface
But - what is bare bum boxing though? confused
Quote by fruity1976
Hey what about speed munching or speed swinging!! More a concept than an invention and not so absurd?? :confused2:

WHAT have you started Fruity!? - I can see people taking you up on this.
- It'll happen! wink
I was the dark horse in this and won it by a single vote.
Oh,sorry.
That was my own personal Best Ass competition.
The only entrant and judge and voter was myself.
redface
Quote by Sarah1448
Flirty Fruitcake if you hijack my thread, I afraid when I meet you , I'm going to have to smackbottom :smackbottom: Now behave yourself.
Sarah

worship redface :shock: :worship:
Quote by Libra-Love
IRL.?
I'm Really Leaving??
In Ridculous Loonpants??
PS:No I'm NOT Really Leaving - nor am I wearing Ridiculous Loonpants.

:sparring:
You flirt with neil and now you looking for a fight?
LL - you're the real thing.I don't wanna fight with u..I wanna passionkiss
neil was the unreal thing :silly: It was just a moment of madness. rotflmao
Actually Bunny you made some good serious points there - now all we need are some jokes.
Well,to start off..er.. redface
Spirited Away - Your time is gonna come!I've been dazed and confused on the blackmountainside,I've had good times bad times but babe - I'm gonna leave you!
But then again,maybe its just a communication breakdown!!?!?