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Flirty__Fruitcake
Over 90 days ago
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Money for old rope!
Give 'em enough Rope (The Clash!)!!
Abandon rope all ye that enter here!!!
TAZ121 - Welcome - get shown thosre ropes - but don't get all tied up!Go at your own pace.. :thumbup: x
50% - is this like an average?Necrophillia - thats the kind of thing I HAVEN'T done..I HOPE no-one here has! :shock:
OK - heres two imaginary people:
ONE:
I am swallow,manipulative jerk and will screw anyone for their money and their ass.I wear the best designer labels.
TWO:
I am an interesting,caring,giving,considerate person.I wear £4 ASDA jeans and a t-shirt.
Of course being as clean and nicely groomed as possible the rest is mere its good to look smart or look bobby dazzling even - but its the person that matters - is THE PERSON the person for you,and are you for them?
Saturday night..always a difficult one on here.
So come on you lot - lets down down my local - 2 minutes walk and we're there - I'm buying you all a pint x
It is easy to miss a PM true - so it can be helpful to be told..sometimes I think its said as a kind of act of solidarity to someone who is troubled,or as a lighthearted flirtational signal,or a heavyhearted attempt to get HER/HIM to LOOK at it PLEASE or at times a bit of a boast - eg WE now share a secret but we want all of YOU to know we do..so many meanings therein,just as the coded things on the all do that one surely?
Lemon Meringue Pie.
Tzickylickylickylickylicky.
Shredded Wheat.
London Eye.
We in fact do share secrets - I know things ,you know things - we need lots of trust on here - LOTS - trust me! wink
Elkie Brooks!Of course - that ones been driving me nuts everytime I saw a Mellow post!I knew it but just couldn't place it!
I liked her way back with Robert Palmer in Vinegar Joe - "Proud to be a Honky Woman"!!!
And as for Bobsy:"Once I held mountains in the palm of my hand.."
Quote by Lazeeboy
Come on Lazee - you must know what song my sig comes from!:

Of course,
But dont give too much away.
Don't you throw it all away either Lazee!
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Come on Lazee - you must know what song my sig comes from!:

have you two been out together???
Noooo..been to work come back writing stuff on here and other places Mellow not been out with .
Christmas is on its way - if you were the Queen Polo Lady what would say in your speech to the nation at 3pm on Christmas day?
Sorry to sound gloomy but this situation HAS to bring heartache and pain to several people - its a dark cloud for a relationship to grow under.
I think Sunbunny really has put it very well as to which way seems the best - 30 years of feelings - that is vast and deep - you are talking of being involved in about 1974 or so!
And you lived with Lady B but it ended?
I can't give you any answer to us posted,and be careful - this could hurt everyone concerned in the end.
Midlandsman - always a good humoured and thought provoking poster - you show the Forum a good example of how single guys can be nice guys too :thumbup:
Then perhaps a creative approach is needed - either a pic of you that shows something of your charms but not so much! - Or something that expresses your personality MQ - doesn't have to be of you - something that just symbolises who you are and what you feel.
MQ - that can't be true - a lady has a fragrence like a flower - she never SMELLS - and as the old adage has it - Ladies don't sweat - they perspire.
Or glow even.
Men on the other hand are pongy fellows - they need LYNX - but then all the women that get a niff of their Lynx get turned on - which can be very difficult on the tube in London!
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Denise - a great raffle prize would be..a box of Shredded Wheat! :shock:
Do you remember the SW fun we had on together here on SH a few weeks ago? wink
(Denisebabe:AAAAGGHHH!!!!)

:doh: why did i ever mention SHREDDED WHEAT rolleyes :roll:
I...take it thats a no then Denise? sad
I might just smuggle a box into the munch then - so any of you SHers into a bit of SW - See me :wink:
A good laugh that,yes,but sorry lads - I think as a gender we are all too often the authors of our own misfortunes - now - lets go get some of this beer stuff and see if anything happens! wink
I still haven't the foggiest who this is - am I fick or somefin'?
Not that that matters - its all sounding as good as such a situation could be at this stage.
I know what its like to feel deeply for more than one person at once - mostly one has to commit to one if one has someone who wants to commit you have managed it with two and they are happy with that then thats fantastic.
A song for yerbiggrinavid Crosbys "Triad" - a bit hippy bloke gets his jollies with two hippy chicks but we'll let him off ok? - turned down as too risque by The Byrds when he was with them - well it was 1967 so well daring subject matter then - then recorded to stunning effect (with Grace Slick singing it to two men) by Jefferson Airplane on their "Crown of Creation" album and theres a lovely solo version by Crosby himself on "Four Way Street" the Crosby,Stills,Nash and Young live album from 1970.
Slicks rendition is no piece of fantasy - she had affairs with all the male band members and her switch from drummer Spencer Dryden to guitarist Paul Kantner caused tremendous tension - expressed 100% in her version of Crosbys threesome classic.
Working most of it - the weekend DOESN'T start here!
Not for me anyway - but for those of you that it does - have a good 'un! smile
John and Yokos is a great Christmas single.
And I've mentioned this before - a fantastic Christmas album is Jane Siberrys "Child" a double CD,recorded live,of original and traditional Christmas songs,often deeply moving,sometimes sugar sweet but a totally unique,atmospheric take on the festive season - I swear if any of you risk a few quid on Amazon or whatever and get this album on spec you will be blown away by its beauty and you will have to say those words so rarely heard around these parts - "Flirty Fruitcake was right!" wink
This had reminded me of the classic Christmas episode of Father Ted where all the priests get lost in that massive lingerie department .If you've never seen it - as a TV comedy moment its got to be one of the funniest scenes ever.
A word to you all:I appreciate they divide opinion but BE CAREFUL what you say about The Cheeky Girls - remember they are coming to the Essex munch!So - in this case - have a Cheeky Cheeky Christmas!
How about next one -1610?Then again - not many of us are here to see your fireworks at this time of the night! wink
THATS why people should celebrate their landmarks like 1000 posts - and THATS how to do it - Totally fantastic stuff there Corriefem,be very proud of yourself and I hope its onward and upward for you through your next 1000! wink
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Veggies eat dairy products so cream is okay!
But suet would definately not be okay!
Mike my neighbours have a business making veggie food and they do a veggie and vegan Christmas pud along with Clootie Dumpling which is yummy too.

I just LOVE the "V word"
VEGGIE! cool
Its so BEAUTIFUL being a VEGGIE
And if its good enough for a dude like Mike North its good enough for me!
Happy Veggie Christmas!The Turkey Lives!!
PS:All food at The Gatley munch will be VEGGIE!
Denise - a great raffle prize would be..a box of Shredded Wheat! :shock:
Do you remember the SW fun we had on together here on SH a few weeks ago? wink
(Denisebabe:AAAAGGHHH!!!!)